Star Wars ABC's (humor)

..grabbed Obi-Wan and slapped a hand over his mouth. "Don't tell anyone that." You remember what Yoda said?"

 

"'Have no conscience I do'?" Obi-Wan hazard.

 

"I didn't say that...."Qui-Gon said, growing more and more agitated....




**********(ok that was sorta lame but oh well)

 

Just then, Xanatos jumped out from behind the bushes, lightsaber blazing. "Qui-Gon! Prepare to....



*********did my last one make any sense in the slightest?

 

Kick the can!"

 

***Good one, Shimara! ****

Laughing maniacally, Xanatos used the Force to throw Obi-Wan into a tree, and lunged at Qui-Gon as he.....

 

(Not part of the story)
Does the 'he' in 'lunged at Qui-Gon as he...' refer to Xanatos or Qui-Gon?

 

Madly started laughing like a nutcase as he thought about running out of the ABC thread. Then he fell over a...

 

***I meant 'he' as Xanatos. Sorry about that!*****


...nude bantha, and nearly fainted until he rememberd that bantha's are supposed to be nu de....

 

oxen since the day that were born. This nude Bantha suddenly had a heart attack which made it drop on top of Xanatos and he became one flat...

(Here's a hint: Pancake)

 

*****would've never gotten it on my own. [rolls eyes] ******


.....pancake of a dark Jedi. Obi-Wan pulled himself off the tree he'd been flung against, and proceeded to......

 

quickly skewer Xanatos with his lightsaber. Xanatose dropped not quite moribund to the...

(There's one for the dictionary! )

 

... quiver uncontrollably. He staggered around for a moment then collasped on the ground, completely unconscious. Qui-Gon shook his head in annoyance and...

 

You know what moribund means?

 

hehehe up!

 

...realized that if he didn't get Obi to a Healer soon, the kid would probably....


***You two posted about a minute apart. I went with The Musical Jedi's. That okay?***

 

HEHE up!!!

 

Moribund? ::Runs for the Collins Cobuild dictionary::

Hmm...in a bad condition? Getting made into shish kebab...duh...

< > < > < > < > < >

...start whining about how much he was suffering. Sighing, Qui-Gon...

 

Basically it means dead.

...took out a handy dandy Naboo first aid kit which had a collapsable stretcher within it and ordered the yodelling gungan to...

 

...utter a sacred Jedi healing spell. He knew he was taking a chance by giving a yodeling Gungan such responsibility, but it was something that had to be done. The Gungan started, but suddenly stopped because...

 

...valuble glitterstim was spread all over the ground near him. He threw it all into his mouth......

 

whence he fell to the ground, gagging.

(what's glitterstim or whatever?)

 

(Gilitterstim is like a dr ug. It makes you slightly telepathic for a short period of time, if my memory serves correctly)


Xanatos--having pulled himself out from under the bantha--grabbed some of the giltterstim and held it up in the air, yelling.......

 

"Yikes, Batman!" He then grabbed Obi-Wan's lightsaber from where it had fallen into the swamp and clicked the button. The saber sprang on and then fizzled out like a...

 

...zit on Obi's chin. "Maaaaaaasteeeeeer!" The annoying kid whined. "Why does he always take my lightsaber???


(Sorry if that was a bit, uh, gross)