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Star Wars and Singing. Help us all (humore, obi, ani. Short story)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Obi_Wan_Kenobis_Gal, May 11, 2002.

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    Obi_Wan_Kenobis_Gal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jan 19, 2002
    This was just a stpuid attemp at humore.

    Title: Star Wars and Singing. Help us all.
    Time: Varies. Starts at TPM
    Summery: Can't give one

    Start
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    Obi: (yelling) You killed my master.

    Maul spines away and deactivates his lightsaber and clears his voice.

    Maul: (starts singing) My gift is my song.
    And this ones for you
    And you can tell everybody that this is your song.
    It maybe quite simple, but now that its down.
    I hope you don?t mind
    I hope you don?t mind
    That I put down in words.
    How wonderful life is?

    Obi quickly slices Maul in half and the sith falls down the melting pit

    Obi: (singing) Now your dead to the world.

    Obi starts walking over to Qui while still singing

    Obi: I sat on the roof
    And I kicked of the moss
    Well some of these verses well they
    They got me quiet cross.
    But the sun?s been kind
    While I wrote this song.
    It?s for masters like you that
    Keep it turned on.

    Obi kneels down next to his dieing master.

    Obi: So I keep forgetting about these things I do.
    See I forgotten if your saber?s green or blue.
    Well the thing is
    That I really love in you.
    Yours are the sweetest eyes
    I?ve ever seen.

    Obi stops singing and looks at his master with a stray tear falling down his cheek. Qui reachers up and gently wipes the tear away.

    Qui: Promise me you?ll train the boy.

    Obi looks at him shocked

    Obi: That?s your dieing words to me. No I love you Obi or anything special. Just Train the boy. Well since your dieing I promise.

    With that the Jedi master became one with the force.

    At Qui?s funeral everyone is morning

    Anakin gets a bright idea and stands in front of everybody with a huge smile.

    Anakin: Come on. Sing with me.
    Y M C A.

    Before Anakin can continue Obi places a hand around his new Padawan?s mouth to shut him up.

    Obi pushes Anakin to the back of the group.

    Obi: What do you think you are doing?

    Anakin: Singing. What does it look like?

    Obi: I don?t think so. Your tone def.

    A few weeks later. Obi and Anakin are invited to a party at Mace?s. It turns out to be a karaoke night.

    Obi: Oh great. Just what I need.

    Anakin quickly runs up to a mic and starts singing.

    Anakin: I like big buts and I cannot lie
    All you other Jedi can?t deny
    When a girl walks up with an ity bity waist
    And rams it in your face you get

    Obi quickly interrupts is Padawan

    Obi: Extra meditation.

    Mace quickly grabs the mic off of Anakin and sings

    Mace: Then I saw her face (do do do do)
    Now I?m a believer (do do do do)
    Not a trace (do do do do)
    Of doubt in my mind (do do do do)
    I?m in love.

    Everyone joins in except Obi

    Everyone: oooooooooooooo
    I?m a believer I couldn?t leave her if I tried.

    Obi tries to escape from the singing Jedi. But is blocked off by Yoda.

    Yoda: Sing you will or I shall instead.

    That was enough for Obi. He quickly grabbed the mic and decided to go out of his mind and begun.

    Obi: We all live in a yellow submarine.
    Yellow submarine
    Yellow submarine

    He quickly changes to another song as one of the females at the party faint

    Obi: Baby when the lights go out
    Every single word could not express
    All the love and tenderness
    I?ll show you what it?s all about

    More girls pass out as others start to advance on him. Obi quickly drops the mic and runs for his life as a group of about 20 girls run after him.

    Obi: Padawan. Help me.

    Anakin starts to roll around on the floor laughing. Mace looks shocked at the running knight then laughs and picks up the mic and continues to sing Somethings in the air.

    The end.
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    hope it wasn't oo pathetic.
     
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