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Star Wars and X-Men go one-on-one!! Humor.

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction Stories--Classic JC Board (Reply-Only)' started by Jedi_KnightMariah, Aug 7, 2000.

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  1. Jedi_KnightMariah

    Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A little girl walks in and stands next to Sabertooth. "Have you seen Mr. Giggles? I'm here to take him back."
    "What?! You can't have him! He's my best friend!"
    Toad rolls his eyes. "I know where he is."
    "You do?!" The girl asks with wide eyes.
    "Uhh...don't look at me like that. Yeah. I do."

    Suddenly what's left of the door is blown out. 5 girls walk in.
    "I am Sailor Moon!"
    "And I am Sailor Mercury!"
    "And-"
    "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!" The JCers run off.
    "I thought it was a good idea," Mariah says quietly.
     
  2. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost star 6

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    "HANG THEM!" Commander grabs the rope and all the blue people gather around him to go and lynch the Sailor pipsqueaks.

    "HANG THEM!"

    "HANG THEM!" Commander notices he started a chant among the group. They all approach the Sailor geeks and then tackle them.
     
  3. Jedi_KnightMariah

    Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Hey!" Mariah jumps in front. "I like that show!...I just don't watch it anymore!...RAY!"
    She runs to where Ray was only to find him missing. "Darn! I had him where I wanted him!"
    Sabertooth is fighting the little girl who is VERY strong. "He's not goin' anywhere!"
    "He's MINE!"
    Toad jumps out of the way of the girls path. "Watch it!"
    "Sorry!"
    Pry'ch grins. "Hello."
    "Huh?" Toad turns around.
    "I want to show ya something."
    "Uh, okay."
    She pulls him into a corner where they plot against the others.
     
  4. InasneChiss

    InasneChiss Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Insane Chiss screams in terror of the sight of the Sailor Scouts. She then runs and hides behind Thrawn, whimpering, "please save me from them, i'll be really, really, really nice to you. pleasepleaseplease. you're my hero....*sniff"
     
  5. CmdrMitthrawnuruodo

    CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost star 6

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    Thrawn glances at Insane Chiss weirdly then at the Sailor Scouts. "Fine. Only if you do as I say later on." He then walks up to the Sailor Scouts who look at him with big eyes and drooling. "Lovely, cartoons falling for me." Growls softly and shows annoyance at them. "Ladies, I suggest you leave before something drastic happens to you." He says, they ignore him. "Suit yourselves. Stent, Dreel, Brosh, Sorn!"

    The four Chiss guardsmen appear with their charrics and other weaponary. They attack the Sailor Scouts and beat them back. Back to where they belong. In the Tube.

    Thrawn walks back to Insane Chiss. "Now, Chiss, you owe me big time."
     
  6. InasneChiss

    InasneChiss Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "They were scarring me.....they were the ditsy godesses.....they're evil....and theyre' attracted to other characters in the show that you have to wait a whole episode to figure out wether ot not it's a guy or girl....*she rambels on for a bit, then stops and looks at him. *G* runs up to him and gives him a bear hug. "Yo're still my hero!!!!"
     
  7. Jedi_KnightMariah

    Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mariah comes in playing with her new puppys.
    "You're sooooo cute! That's right my little Jedi! And you too, Obi!" (those are they're real names)
    "We're the Power Puff girls!"
    Mariah slowly turns around. "Uh, hi."
    "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!" Bubbles says in a very high voice.
    "Ow!" Mariah brabs her head in pain.
     
  8. Darth Anakin 83

    Darth Anakin 83 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    He he he...uppers. >:D
     
  9. Jedi_KnightMariah

    Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mariah stares with wide eyes. "WHAT THE HECK?! IT'S ALIVE?!"
    Pry'ch clears throat and leaves with Toad for some Taco Bell he told her about.
    BUT not before ghetting rid of all the non-SW and non-XM people.
    Luke still whined.
    "I DON'T WHINE!!!!" He shouted.
    Don't get mad at me! I'm just typing this down!
    "But you're making it up too!"
    .....Leave me alone!
    He does so.
    Whose up for Pizza?!
     
  10. Darth Anakin 83

    Darth Anakin 83 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Darth Anakin: Riiiiiiiiight....
     
  11. womp_rat208

    womp_rat208 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Ok, this has gotten WAY out of hand since I posted last (which was like page 10). All I've read is this page, and I've seen:

    Sailor Moon freaks
    Somebody hanging all over CmdrThrawn
    People heading out for fast food
    Puppies named after SW characters


    What's next? More anime? DBZ? Gundam? More Pokemon? CRASH BANDICOTE?

    *Sudenly, an orange biped with blue pants and a big head falls to the ground, and does a little dance*

    Um, riiight.
     
  12. Jedi_KnightMariah

    Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Okay. Let's just let this die then. Good bye thread....
     
  13. InasneChiss

    InasneChiss Jedi Youngling star 3

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    *dances in happy circles waitin for inspiration to hit her again so she can tourment Thrawn some more*
     
  14. womp_rat208

    womp_rat208 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    What!? Did I say that this is bad? No. Geesh.

    *A Gundam steps right next to me*

    Yah! Trying to squish me?
     
  15. Jedi_KnightMariah

    Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I KNOW I shouldn't be doing this but........UP! I miss it when it started. *drops rose peddles on thread, sniffles and starts to sing* We don't talk much anymore. We keep running from our problems. The game has changed and so has your name.

    SOMEBODY ELSE: I don't think that's how it goes....

    Uhhhh. Let's just say it is.
     
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