Star Wars and X-Men go one-on-one!! Humor.

This is really funny so far!

I am thinking about posting, but I don't know yet. I am kind of worried, since I haven't really ever joined these add ons.

 

Neither did I till this one, can ya tell.
But come on and try!

 

Neon Star!! Come on! Think of it like this: I'll post alot on my other one and I'll do it for you!!!!! You have to be one of the best writers here! Give it a try! You can even add Artus if you want!

 

Xanatos continues to bawl when a dark angry voice yells in his head.

"STOP YOUR WININ'! YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE A SITH!"

Xanatos stops to look up for the source and sees no one.

"Behind you dumb kriff!" Said the voice.

Xanatos twirls around and before him shimmers a ghost-like Exar Kun. "Who are you?"

"I am Exar Kun..Exar Kun...Exar Kun...Exar Kun..." Exar Kun hits the side of his head. "I am Exar Kun. Dark Lord of the Sith."

"NO YOUR NOT! I AM!" Screams both Maul and Darth Vader. Both turn to glare at each other. "No I am!" Both again say in union. "No your not! I am!"

Xanatos and Kun both shake their heads. Obi-wan thwaps Vader on the side of his head and starts to lecture him.

"Now where was I? Oh yes. You call yourself a servent of the Darkside? Your just going to sit there and bawl your eyes out while Thrawn takes your girl away? WELL?"

"I ...I...I..."

"How pathetic!"

"Hey at least I dont get myself trapped in a temple for a millenia!" Xanatos said angerly.

Kun only smirks. "Listen kid. You want Mystique back right?"

"RIGHT!"

"Well heres what you do" Kun leaned forward and whisperd his plan into Xanatos' ear. Xanatos frown became a soft smile then into a cruel grin.

"Ooo thats good."

"Now go get him!"

"Right!" Xanatos marched off to find Thrawn and Mystique.

 

Xanatos grabs Thrawn's underwear and give's him a (you know. ; )
"Ahhhhhhh!" Thrawn screams in a high-pitched voice.
Mystique loks at them both. "What losers! I never liked ether of you! I'm in love with Magneto!"
"Ewwww!" Xanatos and Thrawn said at the same time. "That's sick!"
"Well, I have to take what I get."

Obi-Wan, Vader and Luke still dancing to music don't hear the person walkig up fro behind.
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brb!

 

LOL! Well thats not exactly what i had in mind but oh well. Notice how we're concentrating on the badguys?

 

Pry'ch walked up to Vader. She made herself invisabule. "Hey, Obi's not your father. He lied. The Emperor is your father-no! Maul's your father!" She held back the giggles that tried to take her.
"Maul is my father," Vader said blankly.
"That's right, Goth boy. Go say 'hi' to daddy!"
Vader ran to Maul. "DADDY!!!"
Obi-Wan screamed. "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!"

Professer was joined by Sabertooth.
"Mr. Giggles is sorry about before."
"Um, it's, uh, okay."
Sabertooth hugged him. "Thanks!"
"Uh, sure...."
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Well???

 

Is it just me or has Gambit disappeared???

I'm sorry, I only read until the end of page 2...

 

Gambit: Gambit is still here. He's just havin' fun with da girl Rogue. Somewhere.

 

Okay. this is for the person who asked for Remy.

Gambit grinned as he watched Rogue. "You so want me!"
"Eww!"
"You're t'inkin' 'bout me. I know."
"No."
"Cheri, I know when a girl is t'inkin' 'bout me!"
"Get lost Gumbo."
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Siren walked over to Pry'ch when she had made her self visible again and gave her a high five. Then turned toward the chaos before them,

"You think that we've done enough?" Pry'ch asked.

"I've got one more trick up my sleeve," Siren leaned over and whispered something to Pry'ch who promply giggled and turn invisable again.

"Rogue." she whispered in the girls ear, but of course she couldn't be seen.

"What?" Rogue answered

"Gambit," Pry'ch answered, "he's trying to keep you and Logan apart!"

"LOGAN!" she wailed

 

I might try later. Maybe tomorrow.

 

Rogue ran and punched Remy in the nose. "I think you're the biggest loser since Bobby!"
Bobby looked up from his seat. "HEY!"
Adi Gallia touched his arm. "It's alright. She's just a little steamed."
"WillyougootwithmecauseImayneverseeyouagainandthatwouldbeverybadcauseIlikeyoualotandall."
"What?!"
He sighed. "Forget it. Just forget it!"

Pry'ch grinned and went back to Siren. "What else should we do?"

 

A voice from above: Hey guys! I have and Idea!
Suddenly the light go out and a voice comes on the PA system
"Straight from Telletubbie land its......The Telletubbies!!!!"
The doors open to reveal the Tubbies.
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 

Mariah jumps down.
"What are you doing?" Other JCers asked.
"Well, I can do what I want down here! Why weast it?"
She pulls out lightsaber. "Come on, Baldy!"
Mace screams. "You're the one that wrote that stupid little Obi-Wan fic!"
"Yeah! Come and get me! Just don't forget to two month "mission" you were sent on!"
Mace stops. "Well, that was nice. BUT you're a JCer!"

 

What in the world have you people done? I get offline last night, then get on tonight, and you guys have TWO whole pages of stuff! Good grief!

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Toad watches as the JCer slashes at the bald guy. "What the heck is happening here?"

Then he hears someone screaming. He looks up, just in time to be clobbered by a falling form. "Thanks for breaking my fall."

"Ahh! Another one! GET OFF OF ME! Who the heck are you?" Toad wails as he pulls himself up.

The man sticks out his hand. "Hi, I'm Wedge Antilles, leader of Rogue Squadron."

"What the heck is a 'road' squadron?"


Meanwhile, Maul is trying to pry Vader off of him. "What do you think you're doing? I am NOT your father!"

Vader starts to whimper. "Daddy doesn't want me. WHHAAAA!"

Maul rolls his eyes. "Oh boy."


Scott walks over to the new guy. Wedge turns around and offers his hand to him. "Hi."

"Why do I have the urge to scream 'WAAAAZZZZZZUUUUUPPP'!!??"


Off in another corner, Obi and Luke were leaning on each other, singing the blues.

"I got the low down no good my son left me for another sonofagun bluuuues!" Obi-wan sang.

 

After getting pleas from the other JCers she jumped back up.
"See ya'll later!"
"Ahhhhhh!" Mace ran to where she had been. "Come back and die!!!!"
"Yeah, right!" Was heard from above.
Mace's hands were turned to concerte. "Ah!"

Logan looked for Maul. "Come here, Mall!"
Maul ran away from Vader. "IT'S MAUL!!!!"
Logan's claws came out. "Here sithy, sithy."

Toad looked back up to the girl who had given him the ice cream. She had just came out and then left again. "It would be nice if I had another black belt."
She winked. "Sure."
A black belt was in his hands.
"Cool!"

Jubilee huffed as she sat down. "I wish there was mall around here."
She looked over at Boby who was watching a Jedi woman with sad eyes. "That is just sad."

Xanatos sat down. Half as sa as before. Why did he fall for a girl who liked a old guy???
Then he saw Siren. "Hello." He grinned.

 

Womp-rat!!! There you are!!
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Pry'ch hummed as she tried to think of someone to bother. "MACE!"

Mace looked around for Mariah. "Come back!"
"I'm right here!"
He turn around to see the girl who he THOUGHT was Mariah. (don't forget Pry'ch is my SW self.)
"Die!!!!! He tried to hit her with his hands.
"Ha! Missed by a mile!"
"Noooooo!"

Obi-Wan cried on Wedge's shoulder. "He was my son!"
"Uh, whatever."
"Wahhhhhh!"

Mara ran away from Hank, wh was running after her. "Get away!"

Scott and Jean began to kiss each other madly.
"This is soooooo fun!" A JCer frrom above said.

 

Oh, yeah. You want us to NOT post????

 

Im running out of good material here.
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Everyone stopped what they were doing for a few minutes to stare at the new stranger that had suddenly materialized out of thin air. A strange alien in armor stands tall with a orangic staff in his hands.

"Who are you?" Asks Jubilee.

"I am Shedao Shai. Yuuzhan Vong Warrior! I am the beginning of the end for your people!" Shedao Shai said proudly.

"A Yuuzhan what?" Obi-wan asks quizically.

"Yuuzhan Vong!"

"Yuuzhan Thong?" Says Jubilee.

"No! No! Stupid infidel! Yuuzhan Vong!" Shai corrects calmly.

"Yuuzhan Bong?" Logan says.

"NO! YUUZHAN VONG!" Shai now yells and raises his amphistaff into the air.

"Yuuzhan Pong?" Maul asks.

"NOOOOOO! YUUZHAN VONG! YOU STUPID INFIDEL!"

"Yuuzhan Song?"

Shedao Shai is really angry now and starts swinging his amphistaff at he closest person to him which is Magneto. Magneto gets hit across the chest and flies into a wall.

"Did anybody get that license plate number from that Fong?" He says dazed.

"ITS VONG! YUUZHAN VONG! YUUZHAN VONG! V-O-N-G! VONG!" Screams Shedao.

"Whoa. He needs to take some asprin and relax." Jubliee comments as Shedao Shai marches toward his next victum. Logan.

*SHRRRRINNNNNK!* was the sound of Logan's adamantium claws unseathing from the inner flesh of his hands. "Dont come any closer bub or I'll tear ya into shreads!"

"I'd like to see you try, infidel!" Shai swings his staff downward on Logan who slices in return to the orangic weapon, both weapons locking. The staff relaxes into its snake like form and lunges at Logan.

"What the bloody kriff!" Logan leaps back surprised. "WHAT IS THAT!"

 

*ROFLMAO*
you should get Amidala in there!!!

 

Toad watched them. "Hey, Kong! Over here!"
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Obi-Wan walked away.
"Yeah, well you're NOT me!"

Maul ran and hid. Then he saw the long time missing Jar Jar Binks. "Uh-oh."
Jar Jar walked over to the man. "Mesa thought mesa had a wierd name!"
The man spun around. "Diiiiiiiieeeeeeeee!!!!!"
Jar Jar was turned into mush.

 

hee hee hee! Just thought of something!
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While everyone was hding from the wierd-o who just came, the JCers where giggling. "This is going to be soooo fun!"

Toad and Obi-Wan were sitting down when they heard something above. Something fell from the roof.
"Aaaahhhhhhhh!" They jumped away.
Five guys dusted themselfs off. "Uh...."
"Hi!" Obi-Wan reached for they're hands.
"Ah! It's that guy from Star Wars!" One shouted.
"Nick, calm down."
"Kevin, it IS them."
"See! Brian even thinks so!"
"Uh, Howie, what do you think?"
"I'm not sure."
"Um, we're the-"
"BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!" Jubilee almost died.
Suddenly the five guys were gone.
"What? Where-"
"I'm scared!" Obi-Wan grabbed Toad.
"Whatever!"

 

lol...id write next but im eating at the moment & typing w/ one hand

 

okay. but you next.