Star Wars and X-Men go one-on-one!! Humor.

DO NOT IGNORE!!!!! I have a idea that we should start a writer's lounge again. After this dies down of course. The last one is gone now and you guys are so funny and everything.
When do you think we should start, and if I started one would you join??? I would like to know. Please tell me what you think.

 

"Hey get off me!" Toad drops Kenobi from his arms.

"OW!"

Meanwhile Logan and Shedao Shai continue to fight each other, neither gaining ground.

"Come on bub! Can't you do any better then that?"

"Huff puff huff puff!" Shai slashed across Logan's waist who only flipped over the amphistaff. "You can't prance around forever, infidel!"

Jubliee wakes up from her faintspell to just here the last word from Shai. "Why does IT keep calling us infidels?"

"Beats me" Says Bobby who was watching the fight with interest. "Can I freeze him Logan?"

"NO!"

"Awwwwwww! WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

Jean and Mystique were helping Magneto up after being smashed into a wall. Magento brushed his clothing off and Jean handed him a cracked helmet.

"My h..h..helmet. ALRIGHT WHO BROKE IT!!!!" Magneto demanded.

"He did." Mystique pointed at Shedao Shai.

"What an ugly creature."

"HEY WATCH WHO YOUR CALLING UGLY!" Shai yelled at Magneto as he kicked Logan in the ribs. Magneto joined in the fray between the two combatants.

"Erik! Dont!" Xavier tried to stop his friend.

"He's going to pay for busting up my favorite helmet!!" Magneto raised both his hands level with the Vong. Nothing happened at the moment and then the Vong went still.

"W.w...whats happening!" Shai cried out.

"Hey I thought you could only effect metal?" Logan asked looking quizically at Magneto and then at Shai.

"Oh yeah thats right." Magneto blinks in confusion. "Then how come he's not moving?"

"We are holding him in place stupid!" A JCer from above said.

Magneto glanced up and glared at the JCers. "YOUR RESPONSIBLE FOR MY BROKEN HELMET!!!!!!" Next thing everyone knew, the broken metal beams began to float up and toward the JCers.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH DUCK EVERYONE!" The JCers avoided the beams in time.

"Let's take his powers away!" Says a angered JCer.

"Yeah!"

Magneto lifted another beam and it suddenly fell ontop of Shedao Shai and Logan. "WHAT? HOW?! I HAD CONTROL!?" In the distance the JCers can be heard laughing.

Both Logan and Shai yell from under the beam. "YOU ARE SOOOO DEAD MAGNETO!!"

Magneto gulps. "Uh Cha..cha...Charles...."
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I never participated in the first one. But I wouldnt mind joining in the next one. I had tried the thread "Characters and their creators duke it out" but it died.

 

"Hoo-boy." Bobby ran as far away as he could.
Jubilee ran after him. "Wait for me!"
Mariah sighed as the other JCers ducked. "It's just a helmet! We took his powers away!"

Toad jump away from Obi-Wan. "Get away, nut!"
"Wah! I'm scared! Master!!!"
Qui-Gon walked over. "What is it?"
"I'm scared!"
He sighed as he picked him up. "Come on!"

 

Hmmm New Idea
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"Look how Obi-Wan cries and acts like a baby!" A JCer said.

"OOoo Ooooo I have a idea!!" Said another.

"Oh do tell!"

"Better yet I'll show you." The JCer temporarly jumps down into the room while Logan and Shai stalk toward Magneto who was frantically trying to stop Logan with his now gone powers.

"Excuse me Mister Qui-Gon. Can I borrow Obi-wan for a sec?"

"Uh who are you?" Asks Qui-Gon.

"A friend. I want to show Obi-Wan something." Said the JCer.

"Uh Ok." Qui-Gon hands Obi-wan over. Obi-wan continues to whine as the JCer leads him away out of site.

After a couple minutes Obi-wan and the JCer can be heard yelling at each other.

"OH NO YOUR NOT PUTTING THAT ON ME!!!" Cried Obi-wan.

"Come on! You'll like it!" said the JCer

"NOOOOOOO!!!! MASTER HELP!!!! NOOOOO GET IT OFF!!!! NOOOO!" There is struggling and then "THONK" as something hits Obi-wan across the head. After a few minutes the JCer runs out of the room and jumps back among the other JCers. Mace tries to grab that JCer but fails and in doing so falls off the ceiling to land ontop of Logan and Shai. Magneto sighs with releif as both are knocked out temporarly.

"You can take care of the two now, Mace!" Magneto runs off to join Xavier, Scott, Storm and Jean once again.

"Uhhhhhhnnnnnn" Says Obi-wan as he stumbles out of the room. "Master?"

Qui-Gon-Jinn's jaw drops to the floor at the site of Obi-wan and tries not to burst out laughing but utterly fails.

"Why are you laughing, Master?" Obi-Wan looks at him quizically.

"OH MY GOD! HE LOOKS LIKE!!" Says Jubilee in total shock.

"Oh dear...is that a..?" Hank asks.

"Diaper! OBI WAN HAS A DIAPER ON!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Yells Toad and Maul.

"Now all he needs is a sucker toy." Says Xanatos.

"Oh yeah I forgot about that!" Said the JCer from before.

Obi-wan looks at himself and finds his clothing gone and a diaper on him. "AHHHHHHHHH SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK!" A sucker appears in Obi-Wan's mouth.

 

I think it would be cool if you could restart the writers and characters lounges. I would join.
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Atrus walks in and wishes she hadn't. *What is going on here. What is Obi-wan doing in a diaper!* she thinks as shelooks around. She spots Qui-gon close to his padawan.
*This is going to be fun.* she thinks as she sneaks up on him.
"Hi, Qui!" she yells from behind him.
"Ahhh!" Qui-gon says as he turns to her and jumps back a little.
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I hope that wasn't too bad.

 

whoa! I go to bed and ya'll have a whole nother PAGE writen!

 

Meanwhile...
As Obi-wan walks around in a diaper, Maul walks up to the forgotten Telletubbies.
Maul: Who are you guys?
Tubbies: Big hug!
Maul: What?!!!
Tubbies: Ehoh!
Maul: Huh?
Tubbies: Big hug!
Maul: Um, go away.
Tubbies chase Maul.
Maul takes out his saber
Maul: Don't make me use this.
Tubbies: Ehoh!
Maul see Obi-Wan.
Maul: Hey look, a baby!
Tubbies see him and run to give him a hug.
Maul: Morons.

 

lol!
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Obi-Wan was crying when Toad walked up to him.
"Uh, that has to be the wierdest yet."
"Get it off!!!"
"And let you walk around butt-necked?! No!"
"That's not what I mean!!!"

Maul ran as fast as he could when he ran smack into Palpy. "Oops! Master!"
"Who are-OH YEAH! You're the one that died!"
"I-I-I-"
"That's right!"
Maul sat down to think of all the things in life he would miss.

 

Siren and Pry'ch were just standing there in awe of how moronic and utterly hilarious everyone was, and in wonder of how they could make this any better.

"Hmmm," Siren looked up at the roof, "Any suggestions?" the JCers thought for a moment, and then Siren's exact double, MaryJade hopped down and whispered something into Pry'ch's ear, and then beckoned to Siren of what she had to do. In order to bring these people down, it would take all their terror wreaking powers combined.

Siren and Pry'ch said good-bye to MaryJade as she hopped back up to watch the chaos with the rest of the JCers. Joining hands they concentrated, until you could here the soft theme...

"Go go..." and then it died. The occupants of the room looked up.

"go go what?" they asked each other.

Siren and Pry'ch squinched their eyes and concentrated harder.

"GO GO," then five mulitcolored figures fell from the sky as the final words of the song broke through, "POWER RANGERS!"

 

lol! MaryJade, you are soooo funny!
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Pry'ch and Siren high-fived each other as the other's ran in horror. "That was fun!"
"Yeah!" Pry'ch agreed. "What now?"

Obi-Wan screamed as his diper fell off. BUT he was wearing boxers.
"Got to keep it clean," Mariah told the other JCers.
Mace looked up. "You! It's all your fault!"
"Uh, no! It's all our fault!" Another JCer said.

Toad whacked a Power Ranger in the head. "Back off, rainbow."
"Ow!"
"Yeah, well, there's more where that came from!"
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I know I know

 

i am going to put something really really short and i mean really short

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While Toad was attacking one of the power rangers out of the sky came two tiny figures.
One was a little yellow rodent and the other a small red orange dinosuar.

"Pika?"
"Char?"

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Told you it was short.

 

OH!!!
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Toad's eyes went wide. "DIE!!"
Sabertooth ran in and atackked with him.
Soon Mr. Giggles joined.

Pry'ch turned to Siren. "This isn't funny! They're funny now! What should we do?"
"I know!"

Vader ran to help the green guy with the little yellow and red things. "I help!"
"No!" Toad shouted.
Vader tripped and fell on him.

Mace taunted the JCers! "Come down here, chickens!"
"Nah!" Mariah waved her hand. "I'm having fun up here. Right guys?"
Other JCers nodded.
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lol!
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Qui-gon looks at every one running away from the new adrivels.
"Who are you?" Qui-gon ask.
"We are the Power Rangers!" one of them yells.

Atrus looks around from something to do. One of the JCers jumps down and whispers in her ear then jumps up to join the others.
"Ok." Atrus said as she smiles and walks behind the Power Ranger in front of Qui-gon. She pulls out her lightsaber which has turned into a stick. She trips him and he collieds with Qui-gon who collides with Mace who hits Obi-wan and they all go falling, with everbody on top of Obi-wan.

"Why me? he groans.

 

lol! You got the idea with the Obi thing!
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Pry'ch was thinking when she saw Artus. "Come on, Siren!"
They ran over to her. "Hi! You don't know us, but you want to help us make them look bad? PLEASE!"

Obi-Wan walked around like he was drunk. "I don't feel so well...."
Xanatos patted him on the back, sending him flying. "What-"
"Everything that happens to him, he get's more effect!" A JCer said.
"Oh."
"Owwww!"

Mace looked around for a JCer. "Come down! NOW!!!"
"Nah, you come up!" One said.
"I've tried!"
"Then you're not good enough to face us!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He tried to jump up at them.

 

Atrus thinks about it a minute.
"Ok."

Vader tries to get up but at the last minute another person falls down on top off him. He crashes back to the floor.
"Sorry about that." the person says as she gets off of him.
"Ami?" Vader says before he pass out.

 

Oh, FORCE!!!
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Toad watched the woman fall from the roof. "Is she pale or what?"
Obi-Wan nodded. "She looks like she's never seen the sun!"
Pry'ch nodded too. "It IS make-up ya know."
"Huh?" The two man looked dumbly at each other.
"You DO know what make-up is, right?"
"Uhhh...."
She rolled her eyes.

Xanatos was the JCers next target. He was walking around the room to keep his legs awake when something fell on him.
"Sorry, dude."
"Who are you?! AND GET OFF!!!"
The odd looking guy jumped off of him.
Xanatos brushed himself off. "Who are you?"
"I'm Killer."
"No. I asked 'who are you'. Not 'what are you'."
"Nah, dude. My name's IS killer, I think...."
"Oh, great."
"Narly clothes."
"Beg pardon?"
Suddenly the odd looking man was gone.
"Okay, that was odd."

 

more more more!

 

You're writing for Siren, right?
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Pry'ch was laughing at the horror on Xanatos' face when something fell out of the sky and hit her. "Ow!"
"Sorry!" The girl moved off of her. "I'm really-"
They looked like twins. "We're the same!" Pry'ch backed away.
"M-my name's Sirell. I-I'm not sure what I'm doing here....."

Vader held on to Amidola. "I love you so! What ever happen to you?!"
"Anakin?! That can't bo you!"
"It is my sweet!"
"Ewwww! Get away!"
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Sorry. I forgot what everybody else is doing

 

Bring in Siren and Logan back in (you know the angle;-) )

I've got writer's block.

 

Meanwhile...
A voice falling: Whooooooooooaaaaaa!
A person lands on the ground.
Logan walks up.
Logan: Who are you?
Me: Um, Darth Anakin 83.
Logan: Are you a JCer?
Me: Um, ah, yeah.
Logan: MACE!!!!!
Mace runs over to Logan.
Mace: What do you want, I'm waiting on those JCers to get some guts and come down here.
Logan: Well your wait is over, this is one of them.
Me: Um, ah, they, ah, pushed me. I am not the one who started this.
Mace: But you wrote didn't you?
Me: Yeah, but I didn't do anything to you.
Mace: Well I'll let you go for now but don't do anything to me.
Me: Whoa...I thought you wanted to kill us.
Mace: Yeah, but you seem nice , so DON'T QUESTION ME!!
Me: Okay...
I walk towards Rogue and Amidala.
Me: So how you two girls doing.
Amidala walks off shaking her head.
Rogue: Not to bad suga, how you doing.
Me: Not bad, so wheres your boyfriend?
Rogue: Who? Gambit?! He's not my boyfriend!
Me: So he probably wouldn't care if I had a kiss then would he.
Rogue: Um, I wouldn't try that.
I don't pay attention and kiss her.
*Thunk*
Rogue: I told you so.
Rogue walks off.

 

Mariah comes down shaking her head. "She told you. Oh, well." She drags him over to a chair. "There, now don't try that again. Anyone else want to come down? I'll take away anything that will bother you."
After mumbles she just rolls her eyes. "Babys."

Pry'ch walks over to Artus. "So, you and Qui are-" She puts her figers together.
"Hmm. So you want to do anything to him?"

Toad grins as he was what Rogue did to the JCer. "Hey! That was soooo cool!"
"Thanks, sugah."
Remy walks up and gets between them. "Dat is not fair, no? I'm de better guy!"
"Why do you talk so funny?" Toad asked, fliking his tonge at him.

 

Neon Star comes down.
"It's another one!" Mace yells.
"Mace, go somewhere else and bang your head on the wall." Neon says.
Mace goes to a wall and starts pounding his head on a wall.

"Of course we are and I would love to do something to him. What do you have in mind?" Atrus asked.

 

Darth Anakin 83 wakes up and walks up to the other JCers.
DA83: So we can make them do anything we want?
Neon: Yeah, you didn't know that?
DA83: No, but I'll make use of it.
Darth Anakin 83 walks up to Maul and makes him gain 200 pounds.
Maul: Hey dude!!! What was that for?
DA83: I don't know, it sounded good in my mind, sorry.
Darth Anakin changes Maul back to regular.
He then walks up to Obi-Wan.
DA83: Hey.
Obi-wan: Um, hi.
DA83: Have you ever wanted to be a girl.
Obi-wan: No, why?
DA83: Look at yourself.
Obi-wan walks to a mirror and looks at it.
Obi-Wan: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

Mariah walks up to Pry'ch and Sirell. "Ya'll go do something I'll call ya back in a sec."
The two left Mariah and Neon Star alone. "You know, has anybody every thought of Mace in a..." She put her hand at him. The next thing they knew his was a balarina.
"How's that?"