Pittsburgh, PA Star Wars Bumper Sticker Madness!

Greetings, blokes.

As I perused the voting thread for our T-shirts, I saw the comment made by greencat about bumper stickers, and i got to thinking. (Rather, a really old idea of mine got knocked loose and settled in the frontal lobe of my brain, behind my eyebrows. I tried picking at it with a pencil, but it refused to budge.)

This resulted in me wanting to share it, combined with a desire to not muddy up that thread with chit-chat, which resulted in *this* thread.

At any rate, my question/idea:

If you could make the "Ultimate Star Wars Bumper Sticker," what would it say?

Mine is thus:

"Don't blame me, I voted for Bail Antilles."

Get it?

It's a parody of an existing political bumper sticker, combined with a really obscure reference to Episode I!!!

In the words of Jason Dean: "Perfecto!"

Only downfall is that most people on the face of the planet wouldn't get it, it wouldn't sell, and you'd end up all alone, sitting in your warehouse of unsold bumper stickers, bemoaning the tattered remnants of your life, while clutching your chair, and paddle-ball with your pants around your ankles.

Life can be so cruel to bumper sticker moguls.

So, anyway, here's *your* chance to post your idea for the "Ultimate Star Wars Bumper Sticker." Whaddaya got?

Sticking to my bumper,
Yours Truly

 

move along, move along...

 

~~This is not the CAR your looking for~~

What a piece of junk! (have small picture of Falcon next to the comment)

(here's one for run down cars) She'll make point 5 past lightspeed!

(here's another one for run down cars) She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.

My other car is an x-wing!

My other vehicle is the Millenium Falcon!

Let the Wookie DRIVE!

These are just some of my ideas. Anymore folks?

 

I have seen the "My other vehicle is an X-Wing" one before.

 

Actually I would have to have one of jedi master sals: "My other vehicle is the Millenium Falcon"

Only cuz about 2 weeks ago my husband said to me as I drove calmly around minding my own business that my mini van was not the millenium falcon.

 

This isn't about bumper stickers, its about a reference ben made in his first post

"I'm picking out a Thermos for you, not an ordinary Thermos will do!"

 

Greetings, blokes!

Congratulations must be given to greencat, as she wins the "Guess The Randomly Idiotic Movie Reference Made By Ben" award!!!

Woot!

This prestigous award is given away randomly, unannounced, and without any compensation. [After endless research, we've discovered that the pride of winning such an award is more than enough for the lucky winners. Some can't even handle that. (We've seen more than our fair share of internal hemorrhaging due to the sheer joy of winning the award, let me tell you.)]

So, enjoy your moment in the sun, greencat. It's well-earned.

Hates cans,
Yours Truly

P.S. If, after reading all the posts in this thread, you still have no idea what I'm talking about, you need to watch more movies.

 

One the most definatly does not apply to me

Proud Parents of a Padawan

 

Poodoo Happens

 

I saw a PA license plate not to long ago that said "bba fett" or something very close to that.

 

My x-wing's in the shop.
Darth Vader has nothing on me.
^_~