Star Wars Children's Rhymes

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  1. Lilith Demodae Force Ghost

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    There are those who would call me sick and twisted, and those who would call me wierd, strange and bizzarre, and even one who said, "Take this as a compliment, but you are whacked!"

    They are all right, and this is the proof. I was bored yesterday and came up with some adaptations for familiar children's rhymes. Feel free to make up some of your own.


    (Eensy-Weensy Spider)

    The eensy-weensy Sith-Lord went through the power grid.
    Down ran the Jedi just like the Sith-Lord did.
    Out came the sabres, then died the Jedi Master,
    Then the Jedi Apprentice killed the Sith-Lord dead.

    (Little Bo Peep)

    Little Bo Palpy has lost his Maul
    And doesn't know where to find him.
    Just leave him alone,
    For he'll not come home,
    The Jedi have gone and killed him.

    (Ba Ba Black Sheep)

    Ba Ba Darth Maul, Have you any kills?
    Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I've had my fill.
    I killed the master, I tried to take the Queen,
    But I was killed by the bright green beam.
    Ba Ba, Darth Maul, have you any kills?
    Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I've had my fill.

    (Little Miss Muffet)

    Little Sebulba sat in his pod
    And entered the Boonta Eve race.
    Along came our Ani
    Who's skills were uncanny
    And Sebulba came in second place.

    (Hickory, Dickory, Dock)

    Hickory, Dickory, Dath,
    The Jedi ran down the path.
    The Sith killed Qui,
    Then he did die,
    Hickory, Dickory, Dath.

    Hickory, Dickory, Dith,
    Obi-wan killed the Sith.
    His master is dead,
    The Nemoidians have fled,
    Hickory, Dickory, Dith.

    Hickory, Dickory, Doy,
    Obi-wan will train the boy.
    Solemn vow he gave
    At his master's grave,
    Hikcory, Dickory, Doy


    Feel free to make up and add your own here.

    Please ignore all the *s. The filter is a little over-zealous and *s out parts of perfectly acceptable words.

    [This message has been edited by Lilith Demodae (edited 06-23-2000).]
  2. mouse2 Jedi Master

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    Oct 29, 1999
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    Actually Lilith I think that was pretty ingenious. I hope to see more. Maybe I'll try my hand at it. People have told me that I have a mind like a steel trap. Rusted shut!
  3. Jane Jinn Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 12, 2000
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    I wrote this for an earlier run-on fic.

    This little Jedi goes to market
    This little Jedi stays home
    This little Jedi eats roast nerf
    This little Jedi has none
    And this little Jedi goes wee-wee-wee
    All the way home
  4. Jemmiah Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 5, 2000
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    This is fun!

    Here is my twisted version of Humpty Dumpty:

    Obi Kenobi had a big brawl,
    Obi-Kenobi fought against Maul,
    All the Queen?s Gungans
    And all the Queen?s men,
    Couldn?t put Darth Maul together again.
  5. maramijade Jedi Master

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    Feb 17, 2000
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    hmmm don't get me started, i don't know any but i'm willing to learn. HMMMMMMM sounds like some fun stuff to use while babysitting, do you know any kid freindly ones?
  6. Lilith Demodae Force Ghost

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    (Happy Birthday)

    Happy Death day to you,
    Happy Death day to you.
    You look like a Sith-Lord,
    And you're cut right in two!
  7. JediCandy Jedi Master

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    Mar 24, 2000
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    All around the Galaxy, now, the Sith Lord chased the Jedi. The Jedi thought it 'twas all in fun. Pop! goes the Sith Lord!

    **********************************


    Ding, dong, bell,
    Yoda's in the well.

    Who put him in?
    Master Qui-Gon Jinn.


    Who pulled him out?
    Little Obi-Wan.

    What a naughty Jedi that,
    To try to drown a poor muppet,

    Who never did him any harm,
    And killed the Sith in his father's barn.

    ********************************

    Wee Mace Windo
    Runs through the Temple,
    Upstairs and downstairs
    In his Council Robe.
    Rapping at the windows,
    Crying through the lock,
    "Are the Initiates all in bed?
    For it's now eight o'clock?"

    ***************************
    (help me, JediCandy)


  8. epic Ex Mod

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    Jul 4, 1999
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    Heh Heh. These are pretty good.
  9. Ejedir2 Jedi Master

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    May 20, 2000
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    I LIKE! I might have to try one myself!
  10. Kit' Manager Emeritus

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    Oct 30, 1999
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    Here are two little ones:

    This is one Jane Jinn wrote for my fanfic.

    Grab a Cake
    (Pat-a-cake Pat-a-cake)

    "Grab-a-cake, grab-a-cake, Jedi-Man
    Eat me a cake as fast as you can!
    Slice it and dice it and stuff it in your snout
    And there will be plenty for another coming out!"

    ******

    To "Oh dear what can the matter be"

    Oh dear what can the matter be?
    Dear me, what can the matter be
    Oh dear what can the matter be?
    Obi-wan ate an eclair

    He promised he'd only eat one piece of Chocolate cake
    Three slices of cheesecake, four brandy-snaps slightly baked

    He promised he'd only eat one piece of Chocolate cake
    And stay well away from eclairs.

  11. Jemmiah Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 5, 2000
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    Here's Jemmiah's rhyme from one of the Snapshots:

    Mary had a little Nerf
    It turned out rather vicious,
    She cooked it in a caserole
    And said it was delicious!
  12. HealerLeona Jedi Master

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    Jan 18, 2000
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    You're all very strange in the most wonderful of ways.
  13. Raissa Baiard Force Ghost

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    Nov 22, 1999
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    Well, it's not exactly a nursery rhyme, but here's my parody of Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky". It's called (what else):

    Jabba-wocky

    'Twas broiling and the Jawa clans
    Did scurry and scramble in the wastes.
    All vicious were the Sand People
    And the banthas outgrabe.

    "Beware Jabba the Hutt, my droids,
    The tongue that slimes, the tail that splats.
    Beware Salacious Crumb, avoid
    The hidden rancor trap.

    They took his message to the Hutt.
    Long time in Jabba's court they toiled.
    So struggled they when Leia came
    and when her plans were foiled.

    And as she lolled on Jabba's throne,
    Luke Skywalker, the Jedi Knight
    Killed the rancor, Jabba's pet,
    And made him roar in spite.

    One, two! One, two! And through and through
    The lightsaber went snap-hiss-swish.
    And Han, though blind, saved Lando's life.
    Luke leapt to Jabba's skiff.

    "And did you choke the mighty Hutt?
    The Force was with you, Princess, dear.
    Now shoot the heck out of the deck
    And let's get out of here."

    'Twas broiling and the Jawa clans
    Did scurry and scramble in the wastes.
    All vicious were the Sand People
    And the banthas outgrabe.
  14. Lilith Demodae Force Ghost

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    Oct 1, 1999
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    Raissa, that was wonderful!! I'm out of ideas at the moment, but I will be coming up with somemore, don't you doubt!!
  15. Ping Jedi Knight

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    Nov 23, 1998
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    Raissa, that was amazing! Well done! *claps*
  16. Lilith Demodae Force Ghost

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    Oct 1, 1999
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    Can't let this die just yet.
  17. Lilith Demodae Force Ghost

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    Oct 1, 1999
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    This was just too much fun to let die so easily. Let's give it another go.
  18. Artemis Jedi Knight

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    Jun 20, 2000
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    No suggestions -- sorry -- but the Jabberwocky is my favorite so far. Uppers!
  19. Lilith Demodae Force Ghost

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    I know there are some new ideas out there. Let's see some of them.
  20. jedi-thespian Jedi Master

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    Mar 9, 2001
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    Here's a couple of silly ones:

    A Sith and a young Jedi,
    fighting in a building.
    If the Sith had been stronger,
    my song would have been longer...

    Parody of "Tom, tom, the piper's son."

    Obi-Wan, Mr. Lars' son,
    fought a Sith and it was fun.
    It was neat
    'cause the Sith was beat.
    And happy was everyone.

    Sorry...that was stupid.
  21. Lilith Demodae Force Ghost

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    Oct 1, 1999
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    No, not stupid. :) They were quite cute. Let's see if we can inspire any more in our fellow fanfic-ers.
  22. imzadi Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2000
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    LOL! These are excellent, everyone!
  23. Kresa Rei'de Jedi Knight

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    Nov 9, 1999
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    I'm trying to think of one for The Highwayman, but it's going to take a while.
  24. Jane Jinn Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 12, 2000
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    Padawan, Padawan, where have you been?
    I've been to Naboo to look at the Queen.
    Padawan, Padawan, what did you there?
    I frightened a little Sith under her chair.

    Three blind Sith! Three blind Sith!
    See how they run! See how they run!
    They all ran after the Jedi's wife,
    Who cut off their heads with a vibro-knife,
    Did you ever see such a thing in your life
    As three blind Sith?


    Oh where, oh where has my Padawan gone?
    Oh where, oh where can he be?
    With his hair cut short and his braid cut long?
    Oh where, oh where is he?

    Sithly Christmas carol:

    Oh, bring us our Jedi pudding
    Oh, bring us our Jedi pudding
    Oh, bring us our Jedi pudding
    and bring him right here!

    We won't go until we eat one
    We won't go until we eat one
    We won't go until we eat one
    And eat him right here!
  25. HaiGan Jedi Master

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    Nov 7, 2000
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    Hee! These all had me laughing, but my favorite was the Jabba-wocky. :)
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