Star Wars Children's Rhymes

There are those who would call me sick and twisted, and those who would call me wierd, strange and bizzarre, and even one who said, "Take this as a compliment, but you are whacked!"

They are all right, and this is the proof. I was bored yesterday and came up with some adaptations for familiar children's rhymes. Feel free to make up some of your own.


(Eensy-Weensy Spider)

The eensy-weensy Sith-Lord went through the power grid.
Down ran the Jedi just like the Sith-Lord did.
Out came the sabres, then died the Jedi Master,
Then the Jedi Apprentice killed the Sith-Lord dead.

(Little Bo Peep)

Little Bo Palpy has lost his Maul
And doesn't know where to find him.
Just leave him alone,
For he'll not come home,
The Jedi have gone and killed him.

(Ba Ba Black Sheep)

Ba Ba Darth Maul, Have you any kills?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I've had my fill.
I killed the master, I tried to take the Queen,
But I was killed by the bright green beam.
Ba Ba, Darth Maul, have you any kills?
Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I've had my fill.

(Little Miss Muffet)

Little Sebulba sat in his pod
And entered the Boonta Eve race.
Along came our Ani
Who's skills were uncanny
And Sebulba came in second place.

(Hickory, Dickory, Dock)

Hickory, Dickory, Dath,
The Jedi ran down the path.
The Sith killed Qui,
Then he did die,
Hickory, Dickory, Dath.

Hickory, Dickory, Dith,
Obi-wan killed the Sith.
His master is dead,
The Nemoidians have fled,
Hickory, Dickory, Dith.

Hickory, Dickory, Doy,
Obi-wan will train the boy.
Solemn vow he gave
At his master's grave,
Hikcory, Dickory, Doy


Feel free to make up and add your own here.

Please ignore all the *s. The filter is a little over-zealous and *s out parts of perfectly acceptable words.

[This message has been edited by Lilith Demodae (edited 06-23-2000).]

 

Actually Lilith I think that was pretty ingenious. I hope to see more. Maybe I'll try my hand at it. People have told me that I have a mind like a steel trap. Rusted shut!

 

I wrote this for an earlier run-on fic.

This little Jedi goes to market
This little Jedi stays home
This little Jedi eats roast nerf
This little Jedi has none
And this little Jedi goes wee-wee-wee
All the way home

 

This is fun!

Here is my twisted version of Humpty Dumpty:

Obi Kenobi had a big brawl,
Obi-Kenobi fought against Maul,
All the Queen?s Gungans
And all the Queen?s men,
Couldn?t put Darth Maul together again.

 

hmmm don't get me started, i don't know any but i'm willing to learn. HMMMMMMM sounds like some fun stuff to use while babysitting, do you know any kid freindly ones?

 

(Happy Birthday)

Happy Death day to you,
Happy Death day to you.
You look like a Sith-Lord,
And you're cut right in two!

 

All around the Galaxy, now, the Sith Lord chased the Jedi. The Jedi thought it 'twas all in fun. Pop! goes the Sith Lord!

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Ding, dong, bell,
Yoda's in the well.

Who put him in?
Master Qui-Gon Jinn.


Who pulled him out?
Little Obi-Wan.

What a naughty Jedi that,
To try to drown a poor muppet,

Who never did him any harm,
And killed the Sith in his father's barn.

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Wee Mace Windo
Runs through the Temple,
Upstairs and downstairs
In his Council Robe.
Rapping at the windows,
Crying through the lock,
"Are the Initiates all in bed?
For it's now eight o'clock?"

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(help me, JediCandy)

 

Heh Heh. These are pretty good.

 

I LIKE! I might have to try one myself!

 

Here are two little ones:

This is one Jane Jinn wrote for my fanfic.

Grab a Cake
(Pat-a-cake Pat-a-cake)

"Grab-a-cake, grab-a-cake, Jedi-Man
Eat me a cake as fast as you can!
Slice it and dice it and stuff it in your snout
And there will be plenty for another coming out!"

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To "Oh dear what can the matter be"

Oh dear what can the matter be?
Dear me, what can the matter be
Oh dear what can the matter be?
Obi-wan ate an eclair

He promised he'd only eat one piece of Chocolate cake
Three slices of cheesecake, four brandy-snaps slightly baked

He promised he'd only eat one piece of Chocolate cake
And stay well away from eclairs.

 

Here's Jemmiah's rhyme from one of the Snapshots:

Mary had a little Nerf
It turned out rather vicious,
She cooked it in a caserole
And said it was delicious!

 

You're all very strange in the most wonderful of ways.

 

Well, it's not exactly a nursery rhyme, but here's my parody of Lewis Carroll's "Jabberwocky". It's called (what else):

Jabba-wocky

'Twas broiling and the Jawa clans
Did scurry and scramble in the wastes.
All vicious were the Sand People
And the banthas outgrabe.

"Beware Jabba the Hutt, my droids,
The tongue that slimes, the tail that splats.
Beware Salacious Crumb, avoid
The hidden rancor trap.

They took his message to the Hutt.
Long time in Jabba's court they toiled.
So struggled they when Leia came
and when her plans were foiled.

And as she lolled on Jabba's throne,
Luke Skywalker, the Jedi Knight
Killed the rancor, Jabba's pet,
And made him roar in spite.

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The lightsaber went snap-hiss-swish.
And Han, though blind, saved Lando's life.
Luke leapt to Jabba's skiff.

"And did you choke the mighty Hutt?
The Force was with you, Princess, dear.
Now shoot the heck out of the deck
And let's get out of here."

'Twas broiling and the Jawa clans
Did scurry and scramble in the wastes.
All vicious were the Sand People
And the banthas outgrabe.

 

Raissa, that was wonderful!! I'm out of ideas at the moment, but I will be coming up with somemore, don't you doubt!!

 

Raissa, that was amazing! Well done! *claps*

 

Can't let this die just yet.

 

This was just too much fun to let die so easily. Let's give it another go.

 

No suggestions -- sorry -- but the Jabberwocky is my favorite so far. Uppers!

 

I know there are some new ideas out there. Let's see some of them.

 

Here's a couple of silly ones:

A Sith and a young Jedi,
fighting in a building.
If the Sith had been stronger,
my song would have been longer...

Parody of "Tom, tom, the piper's son."

Obi-Wan, Mr. Lars' son,
fought a Sith and it was fun.
It was neat
'cause the Sith was beat.
And happy was everyone.

Sorry...that was stupid.

 

No, not stupid. They were quite cute. Let's see if we can inspire any more in our fellow fanfic-ers.

 

LOL! These are excellent, everyone!

 

I'm trying to think of one for The Highwayman, but it's going to take a while.

 

Padawan, Padawan, where have you been?
I've been to Naboo to look at the Queen.
Padawan, Padawan, what did you there?
I frightened a little Sith under her chair.

Three blind Sith! Three blind Sith!
See how they run! See how they run!
They all ran after the Jedi's wife,
Who cut off their heads with a vibro-knife,
Did you ever see such a thing in your life
As three blind Sith?


Oh where, oh where has my Padawan gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his hair cut short and his braid cut long?
Oh where, oh where is he?

Sithly Christmas carol:

Oh, bring us our Jedi pudding
Oh, bring us our Jedi pudding
Oh, bring us our Jedi pudding
and bring him right here!

We won't go until we eat one
We won't go until we eat one
We won't go until we eat one
And eat him right here!

 

Hee! These all had me laughing, but my favorite was the Jabba-wocky.