Star Wars Children's Rhymes

Parody of "Ride a Cock Horse"

Ride a speeder
to the city of Theed
to see a fine queen,
Upon a...whatever you call those things.

With robes on her back,
and big hats on her head,
it turns out its the decoy
Sabe instead.

 

If you're living SPOILER free don't go any further:

To "The Owl And The Pussycat"


The Padewan and Senator went to sea in a beautiful Naboo Cruiser boat.
They took some clothes and lots of presents wraped up in a nice Prada tote.
They sailed a way for a night and a day to the place where Padme lives.
And there on the dock stood a father-in-law with a look that said "What gives? What gives?"
With a look that said "What gives?"

 

Silly Christmas Carol.

Jingle bells Watto smells
Tarplos is a pain
Jar-Jar binks completly stinks
And Sebulba is insain!

Qui-Gon's weird, he's grown a beard
Obi-Wan's a rat
Padme's strange, Maul's diranged
And Anikan's a brat!


I loooooovvved the Jabba-wocky it was hilarious!!!!

 

Ah, the mark of both true genius, and the pervasiveness of the Holy Trilogy Plus One... I am so dying over here. Thanks be to whatever "fisher" hooked this gem and decided to share it with us.



*Derisa*

 

Ani, Ani, fought by the wall
Ani, Ani had a great fall

All the King's med-droids
And all the King's men
Could not put Ani together again

 

I didn't write this, it was my son; and considering he's only seven I thought he did rather well . I know, 'proud parent syndrome', sorry!

To the same tune as the previous post...

Darth Maul sat on a wall,
Darth Maul had a big fall,
All Palpy's Force powers and
All Palpy's men
Couldn't put Darth Maul together again.