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Star Wars Dating Service.

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by stacysatrip, May 1, 2003.

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  1. stacysatrip

    stacysatrip Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 20, 2002
    Name: Taun We

    Age: Who knows?

    Occupation: Cloner

    Ever been married?: no

    Likes: bearded, drenched Jedi Knights, walks in the rain, breakdancing

    Dislikes: People who talk too fast, little punk clones.
     
  2. The___

    The___ Jedi Youngling star 3

    Registered:
    May 14, 2002
    "Are you an angel?...The angel for me?"

    Name: Annie Skywalker

    Age: 9 years old

    Ever been married?: I'm 9!

    Occupation: Slave [but I'm a person and my name is Annie!]

    Likes: Podracing, fixing things, working on things especially my protocol droid, C3PO.

    Dislikes: Sebulba, working at Watto's shop.

    Goals: I hope to one day be a Jedi Knight and free all the slaves!


    After I finish cleaning the racks, we can go play ball with my friends. Yippeeeeee!!!
     
  3. V-Darthavich-Lenin

    V-Darthavich-Lenin Jedi Youngling star 1

    Registered:
    Dec 12, 2002
    Name: Sy Snootles

    Age: Old enough

    Height: 1.6 meters

    Weight: Let's just say I would make Bruce Willis's girlfriend in Pulp Fiction very jelous.

    Occupation: Lead Singer Max Rebo Band.

    Likes: Music, Dancing, and all the new movements I can make after being digitaly re-done.

    Dislikes: When a new furry cgi creature turns my best song into a duet. Salacious Crumb. Tuesday night two for ones on domestic bottles at Jabba's palace. Gamorrean Gaurds who try and cop a feel.

    Other: Come on guys, My mouth makes Julia Roberts look like pencil lips.

     
  4. The___

    The___ Jedi Youngling star 3

    Registered:
    May 14, 2002
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    "Two Lovers Against a Star Destroyer"

    Name: Derek "Hobbie" Klivian [Rogue Four]

    Age: 20ish

    Ever been married?: No

    Occupation: Pilot - Rebel Alliance

    Likes: Disbelieving and being vocal about it, and making pouty faces.

    Dislikes: Star Destroyers, being ignored during a briefing.

    Do you have some free time? I can be your "Hobbie".



     
  5. coney_1_kenobi

    coney_1_kenobi Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Aug 2, 2002
    Name: Nute Gunray

    Age: 40-60

    Ever been married: No

    occupation: Viceroy of the trade federation

    Likes: long walks on the beach, Rune Haako, sunsets, Count Dooku

    Dislikes: Padme Amidala, Jedi Knights, Sidious

     
  6. Delorean_Kenobi

    Delorean_Kenobi Jedi Master star 3

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    Mar 14, 2003
    Name: Jabba the Hutt

    Age: old!

    Ever been married?: No

    Occupation: Vile Gangster

    Likes: Fearless and inventive scum, scantily clad dancing girls, carbonite wall hangings, fresh frogs and feeding people to his Rancor.

    Dislikes: Han Solo unfrozen, Princess Leia Organa (unless she's wearing a gold bikini), and weak minded fools.


    Jabba has his own palace on Tattoine with live-in staff and a band that plays live music! His ideal partner must love households pets.
     
  7. stacysatrip

    stacysatrip Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 20, 2002
    Name: Emperor Palpatine

    Age: Very old

    Ever married?: No

    Occupation: Evil dictator/Sith Master

    Likes: Being the boss, playing mind games, tormenting people, using Force lightning, cooking

    Dislikes: Luke Skywalker, Luke Skywalker's mom, Luke Skywalker's dad, Jedi, people who talk too much, and the color orange

    Comments: If you're into wrinkly, decrepit old men in desperate need of moisturizer, evil cackles and black cloaks, I'm your guy. Give me a call; I'll show you a great time!
     
  8. Obi Anne

    Obi Anne Celebration Mistress of Ceremonies star 8 Staff Member Manager

    Registered:
    Nov 4, 1998
    Name: Sabé

    Age:14

    Married:No, still waiting for my true love.

    Occupation:Royal handmaiden/ royal decoy

    Likes:Dressing up like the queen, acting like the queen, talking like the queen, shooting battle droids like the queen.

    DislikedWhen people just see me as a bodyguard/ stunt double for the queen. And Neimodians.

    Everybody will think that you are dating the queen...
     
  9. AERYN_SUN

    AERYN_SUN Jedi Knight star 5

    Registered:
    Apr 1, 2001
    Name: Hermione Bagwa
    Age:Late 20's
    Married: I don't get around a lot. Occupation: Waitress
    Likes: Living on the surface, finally being able to show off my curves.
    Dislikes: WA-7...Who can make it faster to the first customer!
     
  10. Darth-Horax

    Darth-Horax Force Ghost star 6

    Registered:
    Aug 22, 2001
    Name: General Jan Dodonna
    Age:
    60's
    Occupation: General in the Rebel Alliance
    Marital status: Single, yet I have four concubines named Zam, Aayla, Mon Mothma, and Greedo
    Likes: Leading attacks in the middle of the night, young hotties, ensure, long robes, fresh-cut Lilacs, high boots, the NBA on TNT, and Will Smith
    Dislikes: Sandals, Darth Vader, cigars, milk, lifting heavy things/women, droids, bounty hunters, suspenders
    Favorite Movies: Patton, Pearl Harbor, Midway, We Were Soldiers, Pumping Iron
    Miscellaneous: I like long showers, mud wrestling, wearing women's underwear, and computer dating...not with droids!
     
  11. The___

    The___ Jedi Youngling star 3

    Registered:
    May 14, 2002
    You guys are so funny [face_laugh] ! I love this thread.

    [image=http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/jekredsixporkins/img/movie_sm.jpg]

    Name: Jek Porkins [Red Six]

    Status: Single

    Occupation: Lieutenant - Pilot - Rebel Alliance

    Likes:
    -Believing everything is alright
    -Covering Red Three

    Dislikes:
    -Death Star turbolasers
    -Being the first man down
    -Covering Red Three

    Additional Comments:
    I'd just like to say that despite Death Star I incident, I'm alright. I'm alrightaaaarrrrrggghhhhh!!!!
     
  12. crazybirdman

    crazybirdman Jedi Master star 4

    Registered:
    Feb 24, 2003
    Name: Dart Maul

    Age: late 20s

    Ever been married? No

    Any Kids? Not that I know of

    Likes: Sidious(but not in that way), slaying jedi, finally getting revenge, Grand Theft Auto 3, double bladed lightsabers, and baking

    Dislikes: Jedi, being cut off in the middle of a sentence, being able to touch my toes, people asking if I'm horny.
     
  13. stacysatrip

    stacysatrip Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Nov 20, 2002
    Just upping this! You guys are hilarious! Darth Maul likes to bake, huh?
     
  14. plokoon480

    plokoon480 Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 31, 2002
    Name: Count Dooku
    Age: 80
    Occupation: Sith
    Likes: vampires,smiling,rainbows, play doh, and THE VILLAGE PEOPLE.
    Dislikes:Garlic,light,Yoda,subsandwiches, and old people.
    Ever Been married: Who would marry a wrinkly old vampire?
     
  15. plokoon480

    plokoon480 Jedi Padawan star 4

    Registered:
    Jul 31, 2002
    Name: Zam Wessel
    Occupation: Con artist
    Likes: purple colors,leprechauns, and the backstreet boys.
    Dislikes:egg beaters, geese, and Jedi.
    Favorite Movie: Pokemon the Movie, and The Chipmunk Adventure.
    Ever been married:Yes, to Rosie O" Donell.
    Comments:She's really a man. She only transfroms into a girl so she could marry Rosie O" Donell.
     
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