Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JEDIPAULAW, Dec 29, 2001.
Don't tease the Geek. Its not his fault!
Exactly, it's not my fault that I have no interpersonal skills, am intelligent and spend way too much time interfaced with a computer
MAybe if we kill is computer he can learn how to interact the hard way
I dunno Piggles, that might kill him...
...On the other hand, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right?
Actually according to Dr Hibbard it makes you weak as a kitten (simpsons)
"Couldn't you just turn up the heater?"
"Oh good heavens, no. It had to be TERROR sweat."
He could do it with his computer, if we put a dress and some make up on it.
But then he would be constantly interupted with messages from us! Oh well its called Date insite!
So how are we, fellow sad lonely Star Wars fans
I have a poem
Every bit more hurt that I feel deep,
within my heart is another step in a path so steep,
the path to the side so dark,
soon I will be a Sith,
and then hunt down people good I will, anakin ( sic) like a shark
Is it when one life doth bite (excuse the pun ),
when one has had enough of the "fight"
that one does seek solace in things evil,
and just turns their back on all things " right"
and thus inverting to become a dark dark creature of the lonely night ( so that's why I'm staying up all night recently lol )
I fear that old George can forsee,
so well the increasingly likely
dark future of humans,
in his oh so great allegory,
for what hope when even people as good as me,
feel like turning dark , so dark I can no longer see
There's only one thing, one thing alone,
that can save me now,
and that's for a Padme to pick up the phone,
and ring me and tell me she loves me so true,and thus erase the hurt caused to me by a certain cow,
else forever I'll be dark and that's bad news for you ,
And then gone to the dark side will the one of the last Jedi's so true
JediPaul Inc. 2002
Appropriate for this thread
I finally got a girlfriend, here she is
Le Eee Oose Ee Er!
Can't see her I don't think the link is working prolly.
Ewwwwww...I thought you were Luke Skywalker Paul Queen Amidala is your mother...Ewwwwww...
No, your seriously misunderstoo Dave
Oh and yes, all the girls in the world are lucky, I'm still single
So very very lucky.
Wow, someone said something nice to me for once
what do you mean you got a girl that when she sees you her eyes lights up and then practically flashes her cleavages at you, you are just way too picky JP.
And I thought I was the only single in the world!! I feel at home on these boards now.
Hey Paul you will not need to find a date if this thing is not sort out Mr use my Id card for library loan you bad person.
What do you mean its a mistake......ahhhh 91.50 check your bag again or something its still not clear.....
And because yu got my ID no. you might as well check it on the library users again.
I have a bounty on my head?
If not ya do now!
*puts bounty on JPs head*
<whispered> Hey Paul if I pretend to kill you I'll split the profit with you <whispered>
*Starts to load stunn gun*
*Kills DJTJ and JP*
I'm in the money I'm in the money