Oceania STar Wars dating thread ;)

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by JEDIPAULAW, Dec 29, 2001.

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  1. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    Don't tease the Geek. Its not his fault!
  2. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2000
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    Exactly, it's not my fault that I have no interpersonal skills, am intelligent and spend way too much time interfaced with a computer :p

  3. Pigalek Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2001
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    MAybe if we kill is computer he can learn how to interact the hard way
  4. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    I dunno Piggles, that might kill him...



    ...On the other hand, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right? [face_devil]
  5. Pigalek Jedi Grand Master

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    Actually according to Dr Hibbard it makes you weak as a kitten (simpsons)
  6. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    "Couldn't you just turn up the heater?"

    "Oh good heavens, no. It had to be TERROR sweat."


    [face_laugh]
  7. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

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    He could do it with his computer, if we put a dress and some make up on it.
  8. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    But then he would be constantly interupted with messages from us! Oh well its called Date insite!
  9. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2000
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    So how are we, fellow sad lonely Star Wars fans ;)

    I have a poem :)

    Every bit more hurt that I feel deep,
    within my heart is another step in a path so steep,

    the path to the side so dark,
    soon I will be a Sith,
    and then hunt down people good I will, anakin ( sic) like a shark

    Is it when one life doth bite (excuse the pun ),
    when one has had enough of the "fight"
    that one does seek solace in things evil,
    and just turns their back on all things " right"
    and thus inverting to become a dark dark creature of the lonely night ( so that's why I'm staying up all night recently lol )

    I fear that old George can forsee,
    so well the increasingly likely
    dark future of humans,
    in his oh so great allegory,
    for what hope when even people as good as me,
    feel like turning dark , so dark I can no longer see



    There's only one thing, one thing alone,
    that can save me now,
    and that's for a Padme to pick up the phone,
    and ring me and tell me she loves me so true,and thus erase the hurt caused to me by a certain cow,
    else forever I'll be dark and that's bad news for you ,

    And then gone to the dark side will the one of the last Jedi's so true

    JediPaul Inc. 2002
  10. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    Appropriate for this thread :)


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  11. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    I finally got a girlfriend, here she is ;)

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  12. MrNeech Jedi Master

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  13. Dave_Smogcrawler Jedi Master

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    Apr 12, 2002
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    Can't see her I don't think the link is working prolly.
  14. Dave_Smogcrawler Jedi Master

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    Ewwwwww...I thought you were Luke Skywalker Paul Queen Amidala is your mother...Ewwwwww...
  15. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    No, your seriously misunderstoo Dave :D

    Oh and yes, all the girls in the world are lucky, I'm still single :D

  16. slaveone_2 Jedi Grand Master

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  17. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    Wow, someone said something nice to me for once ;)
  18. Dave_Smogcrawler Jedi Master

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    what do you mean you got a girl that when she sees you her eyes lights up and then practically flashes her cleavages at you, you are just way too picky JP.
  19. Kartanym Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    And I thought I was the only single in the world!! I feel at home on these boards now.
  20. Dave_Smogcrawler Jedi Master

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    Hey Paul you will not need to find a date if this thing is not sort out Mr use my Id card for library loan you :mad: bad person. :(

    What do you mean its a mistake......ahhhh 91.50 :eek: check your bag again or something its still not clear..... :mad:

    And because yu got my ID no. you might as well check it on the library users again.
  21. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    I have a bounty on my head?

  22. Pigalek Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2001
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    If not ya do now!
    *puts bounty on JPs head*
  23. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    <whispered> Hey Paul if I pretend to kill you I'll split the profit with you <whispered>

    *Starts to load stunn gun*
  24. Pigalek Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2001
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    *Kills DJTJ and JP*
    *collect bounty*
    I'm in the money I'm in the money
  25. Maxim_Darkcloud Jedi Knight

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    May 27, 2002
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    GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! BIDDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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