ON Star Wars Drinking Rules

To play the Star Wars Drinking game, you will need:
Your Favorite Star Wars Movie(s)
An ample supply of your favorite beverage (milk, right?)
A really good sound system, so the explosions seem to happen all around you. Kapow! (which is optional)

Mind you these following rules I've compiled are more geared toward the Original Trilogy, but I sure with a little tweeking they'll fit the Prequils fine.

 

Basically, every time one of the listed events occurs, everybody takes a sip of their drink. If you are using alcoholic beverages, I really don't recommend emptying a whole glass each time.

Drink whenever:
Someone has a bad feeling about this.

It's their only hope.

An entire planet is described as having one climate.

Somebody gets choked.

a woman other than Leia is on screen

An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts.)

Somebody's hand gets cut off.

A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.

There is a tremor in the Force.

It's not someone's fault

One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing

A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks

Someone exclaims "No!"

Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea

Twice if it's not Han

Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end

Someone is mind-controlled using the Force

People kiss

A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black

Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms-- only the first person on screen counts)

Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray

Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen

An elaborately made up alien has no lines

Someone or something tries to get money from Han

Some ship crashes into something after being hit.

Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)

An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people. (Fourteen seconds. Count'em.)

 

(milk, right?)

Not just any milk... blue milk!

Yeah, the Star Wars drinking game rocks! It'll be awesome when the ROTS DVD comes out.

Then we can play for 13 hours straight.

 

OMG... 13 hours of shots or chugs!... AHHHH... wasted you will be... yessssss...

 

If this game is played to the full effect I promise you that no=one will make it past the opening crawl of the 2nd movie...

 

you've seen adrienne after 2 shots...13 hrs wuold kill her...

 

13 hours, you guys are trying to kill me!!!! Sometimes we play for sips of beer instead of shots of stuff... There is a lot of drinking involved, it's like pyramid on speed.

 

I wish I could find it again, but I once saw a drinking game for people who DON'T drink.... here are a few I remember..

- every time a Stormtrooper hits their intended target
- Yoda says a sentance that is grammaticly correct
- 3PO does something heroic

Edit: I found one.....

1.Stormtroopers display intelligence, courage, or training in battle.
2.Multiple Ewoks are killed.
3.Fantastic technology is explained.
4.Somebody listens to C-3PO.
5.Somebody cares about the environment.
6.The Emperor acts like a charming politician.
7.A woman is on screen, and an Imperial.


http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/SWDrinking.htm