Star Wars Ep 3 Radio Drama.... very funny

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  1. m0riarty Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 24, 2005
    check out these guys who do a podcast. They did a spoof radio drama of ep 3

    http://geekson.com/starwarsep3.htm

    click on the "listen" link or go to itunes and search for geekson in the podcast section.

    its worth it.
  2. DarthIshtar Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Mar 26, 2001
    star 9
    ah...favorite parts:

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    Samuel, I rented the original Star
    Wars trilogy from Blockbuster. I'm
    pretty sure Ian McDiarmid is a Sith
    Lord.
    *****
    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    How pathetic is it that the msot
    well-acted scene between us is the
    one in which we are in separate
    buildings and have no lines?
    *****
    SAMUEL L. JACKSON
    Let me read to you from the book of
    Ezekiel for a--
    *****
    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    (leaving)
    On my way to kill all of the
    children now! Whee!

    *****
    IAN MCDIARMID
    Execute order 66.

    CLONE TROOPER
    Kill all shrieking CGI creatures.
    (to his troops)
    Alright men, shoot down the giant
    Iguana.

    IAN MCDIARMID
    Oh, and order 67.

    CLONE TROOPER
    Jedi, too. Got it.
    *****
    NATALIE PORTMAN
    Hayden? No! I refuse to entertain
    this notion and will dismiss your
    concerns outright. Hayden would
    never kill children!
    (pause)
    Oh, wait, unless they were
    sandpeople. Then he would kill them.
    But he's definitely not a murderer
    otherwise.
    *****
    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    (furrowing his brow)
    You brought Ewan, didn't you? To
    actually act well and make me look
    wooden and awful!

    NATALIE PORTMAN
    Of course not! I'm even worse than
    you in this movie, why would I bring
    someone capable of acting well here?

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    (comically)
    Liar!

    He chokes her.

    NATALIE PORTMAN
    (collapsing)
    Urk!

    HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    Oh baby, I'm sorry. I only force
    choke you because I love you. Come
    back to me baby.

    EWAN MCGREGOR
    Hayden! What the hell, your whole
    reason for turning was to save her.
    That was completely stupid.
    *****
    NATALIE has her twins, the order of which creates a
    completely unnecessary continuity error for no reason other
    than the fact that DIRECTOR GEORGE LUCAS must really enjoy
    watching his obsessive fans rationalize obvious flaws. She
    DIES.
    *****
    DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    Where's Natalie Portman? Suddenly I
    am worried about her again.

    IAN MCDIARMID
    It seems that in your overacting,
    you killed her.

    DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    Wow, you'd think that would really
    make me see the error of the Dark
    Side, realize the Jedi were right
    all along, and kill you right now.
    Ah well.

    IAN MCDIARMID
    So, now that the movie is over,
    would you say that the prequel
    trilogy was worth making?

    DARTH HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
  3. ClonedEmperor Jedi Master

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    Mar 12, 2005
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