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Star Wars EP IV: A New Hope (UK FF Stylee)

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Jun 4, 2001.

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  1. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...

    [hl=black]STAR WARS
    Episode IV: A New Hope


    It is a period of civil war. UK FF rebel spaceships, striking from a
    hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil TheForce.Net Jedi Council-Galactic Empire.

    During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plants to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Dith Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

    Pursued by the Empire's sinister Mods, Princess Leia Cantona races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plants that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
    [/hl]


     
  2. Commander Antilles

    Commander Antilles Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    C-3PHalibut: "Did you hear that? They've shut down the main reactor!"
     
  3. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    C3PO to R2

    'Oh ducky we are really in for it now...why does it always happen to us?'
     
  4. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    vrootbeeptootbeepbeeptootwhistlebeeptootpop
    (speak for your self, i gotta plan)
     
  5. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    UK FF-rebel troopers rush past the robots and take up positions in the main passageway. They aim their weapons toward the door.
     
  6. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Plan?? what kinda plan...now R2 you know what I'm like when it come's to your plans..
     
  7. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    whinebuzzzfartpoptootbeepbeepbeepflangcrungblingwhizzo
    (im with that honey, shes gettin me off this crate)
     
  8. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    You bitch..so I am not part of the picture anymore...fine!!
     
  9. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    fuzzzbeeeptootnarfpopwhinefping
    (up yours nancy boy)
     
  10. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    Hello R2. People always said to me that you are important, now I know why. Take these plants to Obi Wan Kenobi, tell him not to smoke them. He must get them to Allderrraaaannn, to my father. In the stem is a pattern, that is exactly the same as the plans for the Dith Star.
     
  11. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    The UK FF-rebel troopers aim their weapons. Suddenly a tremendous blast opens up a hole in the main passageway and a
    score of fearsome armored spacesuited JC-stormtroopers make their way into the smoke-filled corridor.

    In a few minutes the entire passageway is ablaze with laserfire. The deadly bolts ricochet in wild random patterns creating huge explosions. JC-stormtroopers scatter and duck behind storage lockers. Laserbolts hit several UK FF-rebel soldiers who scream and stagger through the smoke, holding shattered arms and faces.

    An explosion hits near the robots.

     
  12. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    wooopopspurtblangkerpowyipee
    (thats, it toots, press them buttons, ahhyeah, thats the slot, wooo baby)
     
  13. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oh my....that smarts

    R2 baby where are you??
     
  14. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Threepio stands in a hallway, somewhat bewildered.

    A familiar clanking sound attacks Threepio's attention and he spots little Artoo at the end of the hallway in a smoke-filled alcove with a beautiful young girl (about sixteen years old). Surreal and out of place, dreamlike and half hidden in the smoke, she finishes adjusting something on Artoo's computer face, then watches as the little
    robot joins his companion.
     
  15. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    plangdingbongpingsplangcrongplangdingbongpingsplangcrong
    (you gert puff, now where that honey gone, i could see right down her top
     
  16. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    //Thinks

    Who the hell is that???
     
  17. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    GO now little fella, take these plants to General Kenobi. He will know what to do with them.

    //Damn, all this technology and no one has invented a bra yet.
     
  18. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    tingpingdingplingfringdoopbeepbap
    (oh for a pair of hands. im outa here, now i gotta lose that golden nonce)
     
  19. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    R2D2 where are you going now??....R2 comeback!!!
     
  20. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    dfrapthangdongbingclankwhizzzpingtrongblangcoughblargthronk
    (*****, come on then, and keep yer hands away from the metal work)
     
  21. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    The evil Darth Invader stands amid the broken and twisted bodies of his foes. He grabs a wounded UK FF-rebel Officer by the neck as an JC-Imperial Officer rushes up to the Dark Lord.
     
  22. JediGittes

    JediGittes Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Where the hell are those plants?! If I didn't know better, I'd assume the force has replaced the two trusty droids with two losers......Still, gives me more time to prepare my Krayt Dragon call - and maybe take these sleeves up a little....the things you forget to do when you live alone for forty years....
     
  23. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    //Whispers to himself

    You should be so lucky
     
  24. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Now you tell me where dem transmissions you intercepted are or I'll rip you a new *careful sir, this is a family show*... where are the transmissions you intercepted?
     
  25. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <trying to perv on Camie and Fixer using funk binocular thingys>

    Woah fit's at in th sky?
     
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