Star Wars EP IV: A New Hope (UK FF Stylee)

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  1. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    OWEN: No wait...that R2 unit's head's just exploded. I think you were about to say, Luke, that he has a bad motivator. But if you ask me...its dillusional because its really an R5 unit that THINKS its an R2 unit! Feckin droids!

    THREEPIO: Master, I can recommend that other spunky young droid. The one jumping around on its wheels trying to get noticed...he's always like that, sir, but I can assure you, he's never had any complaints from any of the Hutts he's ... um ... serviced...

    OWEN: Alright...you...DROID...move it...before I change my mind...

  2. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    *Spider thing in background*

    *moves arm a bit*
  3. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    <couldn't look (Luke ho ho) more bored if he tried>
  4. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I saved you sorry 3 legged ass R2D2 don't you forget it...
  5. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    later in Lukes workshop C3P0 begins to decend into a refreshing oil bath

    Oh my gawd...this going to feel soooooo good
  6. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    <Reading Escort>

    Och it's nae fair. Mah uncle owen is a fat balding ****. I wanna boot his fat arse fae here tae th deep core. I wanna ging tae th academy :_| Women like soldiers...
  7. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    vrootbeeptootbeepbeeptootwhistlebeeptootpop
    (oh boy, look at her, hold on, opps, you aint meant to see her, oi, stop looking its not fer your eyes)
  8. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    You don't sound very happy Sir
  9. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Fit dae you think ye golden nonce. I'm 18 an a fecking virgin. There's nae talent roond here and I wanna get laid. Hey you little fecker haud still while ah get this thing oot o ye

    <Princess Leia's hologram appears>

    Yumm she's affa tidy. Would ye mind comin tae the bathroom wi me for a few mins Artoo?
  10. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    fuzzzbeeeptootnarfpopwhinefping
    (get out of it yer nonce, next youll want me on spin cycle)
  11. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    He says it's an old thing that was tapped on the end of a video of Televison X The Fantasy channel..
  12. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Dis she strip in that vid? If so Ahll tak aff yer restrainin bolt if you show th hardcore stuff
  13. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    http//:fuzzzbeeeptootnarfpopwhinefping.com
    (take it off now or ill roll menicingly at ya)
  14. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Calm doon ye wee $4!t. Fit are ye gan tae dee?


    <laughs and taunts Artoo>
  15. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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  16. Belvana Jedi Master

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    can I have a character to play, too?`???
  17. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    I wouldn't do that sir..he has this thing that pops out and gives you a shock..

    //blushes

    Not that anything would shock me

    //winks at Luke
  18. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    www.wooopopspurtblangkerpowyipee.org
    (you steamng great nonce, shoot him, shoot him now)
  19. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    check back and see if any characters are free bel
  20. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Ahh suggest ye fecking puff that ye dinnae try neen o yer crap wi me! Unless ye hae some kind o <cough> enjoyment program?
  21. Belvana Jedi Master

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    Ok, I'm our beloved Ben Kenobi now. A fitting role, isn`t it???? lol
    but now at least Gav is my student... and I can treat him badly
  22. MomentOfTriumph Jedi Grand Master

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    thats cool as gitees has gone
  23. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    *Aboard the Imperial Star Destroyer in orbit around Tatooine, Darth Vader wanders down to the detention block to check on the progress of the Princess' torture.
    As he nears, carrying his hot cup of Earl Grey, he hears muffled cries and moaning*
    (To guard): Sounds like the Interrogation Officer is giving her the full work over.

    (Sheepish looking guard): Uhh, yes sir.

    Vader: Better leave him to it for now then. Tell him to report to me once he has completed his work, directly..... *waggles finger dramatically late*

    Guard: Yes sir

    *As Vader is walking back a loud cry of "Oh, oh YES!!" is heard aloud*

    Huh?!
  24. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    A women's voice calls out to Luke from another room.

    AUNT BERU: Luke? Get yer feckin erse in here. Yer tea's ready.

    Luke stands up and shakes his head at the naughty robots.

  25. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Inside the Homestead

    //Owen farts

    oooh that's the fella...Beru yah bint...where's my ba$tard dinner???
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