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Star Wars EP IV: A New Hope (UK FF Stylee)

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Jun 4, 2001.

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  1. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    OWEN: No wait...that R2 unit's head's just exploded. I think you were about to say, Luke, that he has a bad motivator. But if you ask me...its dillusional because its really an R5 unit that THINKS its an R2 unit! Feckin droids!

    THREEPIO: Master, I can recommend that other spunky young droid. The one jumping around on its wheels trying to get noticed...he's always like that, sir, but I can assure you, he's never had any complaints from any of the Hutts he's ... um ... serviced...

    OWEN: Alright...you...DROID...move it...before I change my mind...

     
  2. toochilled

    toochilled Jedi Knight star 5

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    *Spider thing in background*

    *moves arm a bit*
     
  3. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <couldn't look (Luke ho ho) more bored if he tried>
     
  4. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I saved you sorry 3 legged ass R2D2 don't you forget it...
     
  5. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    later in Lukes workshop C3P0 begins to decend into a refreshing oil bath

    Oh my gawd...this going to feel soooooo good
     
  6. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <Reading Escort>

    Och it's nae fair. Mah uncle owen is a fat balding ****. I wanna boot his fat arse fae here tae th deep core. I wanna ging tae th academy :_| Women like soldiers...
     
  7. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    vrootbeeptootbeepbeeptootwhistlebeeptootpop
    (oh boy, look at her, hold on, opps, you aint meant to see her, oi, stop looking its not fer your eyes)
     
  8. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    You don't sound very happy Sir
     
  9. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Fit dae you think ye golden nonce. I'm 18 an a fecking virgin. There's nae talent roond here and I wanna get laid. Hey you little fecker haud still while ah get this thing oot o ye

    <Princess Leia's hologram appears>

    Yumm she's affa tidy. Would ye mind comin tae the bathroom wi me for a few mins Artoo?
     
  10. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    fuzzzbeeeptootnarfpopwhinefping
    (get out of it yer nonce, next youll want me on spin cycle)
     
  11. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    He says it's an old thing that was tapped on the end of a video of Televison X The Fantasy channel..
     
  12. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Dis she strip in that vid? If so Ahll tak aff yer restrainin bolt if you show th hardcore stuff
     
  13. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    http//:fuzzzbeeeptootnarfpopwhinefping.com
    (take it off now or ill roll menicingly at ya)
     
  14. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Calm doon ye wee $4!t. Fit are ye gan tae dee?


    <laughs and taunts Artoo>
     
  15. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    //wobbles furiously

     
  16. Belvana

    Belvana Jedi Padawan star 4

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    can I have a character to play, too?`???
     
  17. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I wouldn't do that sir..he has this thing that pops out and gives you a shock..

    //blushes

    Not that anything would shock me

    //winks at Luke
     
  18. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    www.wooopopspurtblangkerpowyipee.org
    (you steamng great nonce, shoot him, shoot him now)
     
  19. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    check back and see if any characters are free bel
     
  20. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Ahh suggest ye fecking puff that ye dinnae try neen o yer crap wi me! Unless ye hae some kind o <cough> enjoyment program?
     
  21. Belvana

    Belvana Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ok, I'm our beloved Ben Kenobi now. A fitting role, isn`t it???? lol
    but now at least Gav is my student... and I can treat him badly
     
  22. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    thats cool as gitees has gone
     
  23. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *Aboard the Imperial Star Destroyer in orbit around Tatooine, Darth Vader wanders down to the detention block to check on the progress of the Princess' torture.
    As he nears, carrying his hot cup of Earl Grey, he hears muffled cries and moaning*
    (To guard): Sounds like the Interrogation Officer is giving her the full work over.

    (Sheepish looking guard): Uhh, yes sir.

    Vader: Better leave him to it for now then. Tell him to report to me once he has completed his work, directly..... *waggles finger dramatically late*

    Guard: Yes sir

    *As Vader is walking back a loud cry of "Oh, oh YES!!" is heard aloud*

    Huh?!
     
  24. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    A women's voice calls out to Luke from another room.

    AUNT BERU: Luke? Get yer feckin erse in here. Yer tea's ready.

    Luke stands up and shakes his head at the naughty robots.

     
  25. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Inside the Homestead

    //Owen farts

    oooh that's the fella...Beru yah bint...where's my ba$tard dinner???
     
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