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Star Wars EP IV: A New Hope (UK FF Stylee)

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Jun 4, 2001.

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  1. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    BERU: Gimme any more of that lip and ye'll be wearin the feckin dinner. Pass the sprouts...
     
  2. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nag...nag..nag yer wee dos bint..all yer cook is blue milky *****..

    where's our Luke??

    LUUKE!!! git yerself in here now before I give yer da back of me frigginn 'and
     
  3. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    BERU: Last I saw, he was heading into the garage with those 2 new droids.

    You dont think they're...surely not...

    Mind you...it wouldnt be the first time I caught you with yer todger in a moisture tube.
     
  4. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I WASS COLLECTING CHEESE!!!

    LUKE!! LUKE!!!

    Tha boy is not mee own...he's too poncified
     
  5. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <walks into dining room fastening fly>

    Ahm here ye cranky aul bitch. Fits fer tea? Nae mair o that fecking blue gunk. Gads min that's boggin! Onywy, since ye got those new droids Owen, ye winna be needing me ony mair. That Threepio is specially good <;) @ Owen> So Ahm gan tae the Academy this year instead!
     
  6. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    SH!TE YER ARE..ME BOY..

    I needs yah for the harvest..how am I supposed to fix those sodden vapour generators with me bleedin' hands???

    I don't give me that..'I don't belong here look' or yer'll get the back of my bloody hand...

    //farts

    Look what yo've made me do...I've gone and shat myself

    Owen goes to the toilet to 'freshen up'
     
  7. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    //Beru goes with him to help ;)

    Look...we cant keep him here for ever, Owen. And we cant sell him or kill him...

    There's too much of that damn father of his in him...
     
  8. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    No so hard woman!!

    Aye yer right..that boy is too much like his dad..

    Who was his dad again??
     
  9. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Umm...

    Well it wisnae you cuz you're a jaffa.

    I cant really remember - it was the 60s, coulda been anyone.

    All I know, is that he's no a farmer.

    Mind you...there wuz that guy... :) ... had a go of all the women... :D :D :D

    And some of the men, I think

     
  10. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I bet he missed you out though..

    you look too much like a man
     
  11. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    I bet he DIDNT miss you out though

    Right...you better go talk to Luke.
     
  12. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    When he get's back from looking at the twin sunset and wishing he not born on this sandy rock....I'll have a word..

    Now c'mon here and give Owen some good lovin'
     
  13. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    //does a runner as fast as his little wheels can take him

    fuzzzbeeeptootnarfpopwhinefping
    (free at last)
     
  14. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <walks into garage and hears a buzzing noise. Luke uses remote control to turn of Beru's vibrator and 3PO pops up from behind the speeder>

    Fit th Hell are YOU daein back there?
     
  15. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Threepio lets out a short yell and pops up from behind the Skyhopper spaceship.

     
  16. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Oh my Sir...I'm soooo sorry...it's R2 you see...he just left...muttering something about a mission...I couldn't stop him..it's his 3rd leg you see...when that's down..you just can't stop him
     
  17. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <Luke runs up to his bedroom to grab the binoculars that he had been using to peep on Camie>

    Feck th wee 4$!t is naewhy tae be seen! Uncle Owen'll mak me wash his soiled undies fir ages noo. The wee ****!!!
     
  18. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    Shall we go and look for him now??

    //gets excited

    In the dark!!??
     
  19. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    //trundles away

    fuzzzbeeeptootnarfpopwhinefping
    (hahahah, theyll never catch me)
     
  20. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nah min it's too dark. We cid end up bein gang raped by the Sandfolk. We'll hifta ging lookin fer him in th mornin! Feck feck FECK!!!!!!!!!!
     
  21. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm sorry about him sir...between you and me he's a stubbon little sh!t
     
  22. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <Driving along the desert in his banged up mini with 3PO in the back seat>

    Feck, Ah've found the wee bugger!
     
  23. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    BERU: (Hearing Owen shout for Luke) He's away out. Dont know where he is. Probably away for a skive.

    I think he took the new droids with him.
     
  24. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Oy YOU!!!! Ye wee fecking sh!te! I'm gonner kick yer sorry arse fae here tae th deep core. Ye think Ahm jokin?! If mah uncle hid found oot ye wis gone Ah'd've had tae wash his skiddy undies fir a month! Plus I wanted tae see the rest o that porn film ye hid

    <;) @ Artoo>

    Fit's at? Creatures comin at us fae the Sooth East? Feck, it must be th' Stepsfans, th' evil folk that bide oot here! Quick cummon an hide ye daft fecks!
     
  25. MomentOfTriumph

    MomentOfTriumph Jedi Knight star 5

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    vroottootbloopblingdigdongspongvroottootbloopblingdigdongspong
    (damnation they found me, why am i cursed with these feeble wheels)
     
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