Star Wars EP IV: A New Hope (UK FF Stylee)

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Jun 4, 2001.

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  1. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    (standing in for _fuschia_)

    Tuskan Raider #1: Oi! Check out this twonk wif the droids!
  2. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    <On hill with 3PO>

    Well I cn see a couple o their ma's wee them. They musta just come back fae a concert. I dinnae see ony o the fans tho

    <Stepsfan jumps and attacks Luke, 3PO falls down>
  3. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    (Trying to force headphones onto Lukes head to listen to the new Steps song)

    Listen to it, ya twonk.
  4. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    NIVIR!!!!

    <Hears it and gets knocked out>
  5. Shirley_McLean Jedi Padawan

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    Sep 5, 2001
    Now THIS is something that should be resurrected.
  6. Capt-Mentalist Jedi Knight

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    Oct 8, 2001
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    I need a role in this :) Anyone ever The Phantom Menace Jedi.net style . Me as Qui Gon , Epic as Obi Wan ... classic stuff .
  7. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    knocked oot

    Ahm arite but far's at Ben Kenobi? He wis supposed t'rescue me fae those dosy steps fans!!! Fit are you beepin at ye dozy wee tin?
  8. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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  9. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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  10. anakin_pm Jedi Master

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    The force is certainly with you today young Poodu! :p
  11. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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  12. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes, but we'll have to replace him cuz Tom aint here anymore :(
  13. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    *As Luke is being dragged around by the enraged mob of scarey lookin fellas, the cry of a Krayt Dragon floats over the scene... and a bedraggled figure stumbles across the skyline muttering*

    Damn that dragon dung
  14. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Move it ye dirty aul perv. Ahm in need o sum rescuin! :mad:

    Ah've only bin waitin aboot sivin munths!
  15. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Alright laddo, keep your hair on! *Ben Kenobi stubs his toe on a rock* argh!!
  16. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    Ye daft aul pillock. Onywy, at droid ower 'are his sum stuff fer you on it. It winnae gie it to me so I cid hae a w... onywy he sez he's yours
  17. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Eh? What you sayin? Even the Force can't help me decipher your twoddle!!

    What's this little droid thing wobbling under the rock?!
  18. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    sigh

    Doird. Secret message. Yours.
  19. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Tusken Stepps Fan - ther they ur...owr ther!
  20. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Well... whatever you're saying can be said again in the sanctity of my bread oven. Stepps Fans are easily startled by the sound of real music, but they'll soon be back
  21. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    You're nae gonnae try an rape me are ye? Wait, far aboots is at gay golden lump 3PO?
  22. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    You've been spending too much time with your uncle, matey... don't expect regular servicing in the rest of the galaxy
  23. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    So... are ye gan tae let me see that lightsabre that ye've got hidden away somewye?
  24. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Ere... don't you get fresh with me, boy... you can't be talking like that in the wide world beyond your Uncle's perverted 'moisture' farm
  25. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

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    so you mean that I have to talk like this? no fun at all sir
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