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Star Wars EP IV: A New Hope (UK FF Stylee)

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Jun 4, 2001.

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  1. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    (standing in for _fuschia_)

    Tuskan Raider #1: Oi! Check out this twonk wif the droids!
     
  2. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    <On hill with 3PO>

    Well I cn see a couple o their ma's wee them. They musta just come back fae a concert. I dinnae see ony o the fans tho

    <Stepsfan jumps and attacks Luke, 3PO falls down>
     
  3. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    (Trying to force headphones onto Lukes head to listen to the new Steps song)

    Listen to it, ya twonk.
     
  4. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    NIVIR!!!!

    <Hears it and gets knocked out>
     
  5. Shirley_McLean

    Shirley_McLean Jedi Youngling

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    Now THIS is something that should be resurrected.
     
  6. Capt-Mentalist

    Capt-Mentalist Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I need a role in this :) Anyone ever The Phantom Menace Jedi.net style . Me as Qui Gon , Epic as Obi Wan ... classic stuff .
     
  7. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    knocked oot

    Ahm arite but far's at Ben Kenobi? He wis supposed t'rescue me fae those dosy steps fans!!! Fit are you beepin at ye dozy wee tin?
     
  8. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Arise
     
  9. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Izzat you Ben?
     
  10. anakin_pm

    anakin_pm Jedi Padawan star 4

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    The force is certainly with you today young Poodu! :p
     
  11. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Wait! Wasn't Tom Ben? :eek:
     
  12. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yes, but we'll have to replace him cuz Tom aint here anymore :(
     
  13. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    *As Luke is being dragged around by the enraged mob of scarey lookin fellas, the cry of a Krayt Dragon floats over the scene... and a bedraggled figure stumbles across the skyline muttering*

    Damn that dragon dung
     
  14. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Move it ye dirty aul perv. Ahm in need o sum rescuin! :mad:

    Ah've only bin waitin aboot sivin munths!
     
  15. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Alright laddo, keep your hair on! *Ben Kenobi stubs his toe on a rock* argh!!
     
  16. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Ye daft aul pillock. Onywy, at droid ower 'are his sum stuff fer you on it. It winnae gie it to me so I cid hae a w... onywy he sez he's yours
     
  17. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Eh? What you sayin? Even the Force can't help me decipher your twoddle!!

    What's this little droid thing wobbling under the rock?!
     
  18. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    sigh

    Doird. Secret message. Yours.
     
  19. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    Tusken Stepps Fan - ther they ur...owr ther!
     
  20. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Well... whatever you're saying can be said again in the sanctity of my bread oven. Stepps Fans are easily startled by the sound of real music, but they'll soon be back
     
  21. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    You're nae gonnae try an rape me are ye? Wait, far aboots is at gay golden lump 3PO?
     
  22. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    You've been spending too much time with your uncle, matey... don't expect regular servicing in the rest of the galaxy
     
  23. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    So... are ye gan tae let me see that lightsabre that ye've got hidden away somewye?
     
  24. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Ere... don't you get fresh with me, boy... you can't be talking like that in the wide world beyond your Uncle's perverted 'moisture' farm
     
  25. Gav Daragon

    Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    so you mean that I have to talk like this? no fun at all sir
     
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