Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Jun 4, 2001.
(standing in for _fuschia_)
Tuskan Raider #1: Oi! Check out this twonk wif the droids!
<On hill with 3PO>
Well I cn see a couple o their ma's wee them. They musta just come back fae a concert. I dinnae see ony o the fans tho
<Stepsfan jumps and attacks Luke, 3PO falls down>
(Trying to force headphones onto Lukes head to listen to the new Steps song)
Listen to it, ya twonk.
<Hears it and gets knocked out>
Now THIS is something that should be resurrected.
I need a role in this Anyone ever The Phantom Menace Jedi.net style . Me as Qui Gon , Epic as Obi Wan ... classic stuff .
Ahm arite but far's at Ben Kenobi? He wis supposed t'rescue me fae those dosy steps fans!!! Fit are you beepin at ye dozy wee tin?
Izzat you Ben?
The force is certainly with you today young Poodu!
Wait! Wasn't Tom Ben?
Yes, but we'll have to replace him cuz Tom aint here anymore
*As Luke is being dragged around by the enraged mob of scarey lookin fellas, the cry of a Krayt Dragon floats over the scene... and a bedraggled figure stumbles across the skyline muttering*
Damn that dragon dung
Move it ye dirty aul perv. Ahm in need o sum rescuin!
Ah've only bin waitin aboot sivin munths!
Alright laddo, keep your hair on! *Ben Kenobi stubs his toe on a rock* argh!!
Ye daft aul pillock. Onywy, at droid ower 'are his sum stuff fer you on it. It winnae gie it to me so I cid hae a w... onywy he sez he's yours
Eh? What you sayin? Even the Force can't help me decipher your twoddle!!
What's this little droid thing wobbling under the rock?!
Doird. Secret message. Yours.
Tusken Stepps Fan - ther they ur...owr ther!
Well... whatever you're saying can be said again in the sanctity of my bread oven. Stepps Fans are easily startled by the sound of real music, but they'll soon be back
You're nae gonnae try an rape me are ye? Wait, far aboots is at gay golden lump 3PO?
You've been spending too much time with your uncle, matey... don't expect regular servicing in the rest of the galaxy
So... are ye gan tae let me see that lightsabre that ye've got hidden away somewye?
Ere... don't you get fresh with me, boy... you can't be talking like that in the wide world beyond your Uncle's perverted 'moisture' farm
so you mean that I have to talk like this? no fun at all sir