Star Wars Episod IXC . VII : The Revolution Strikes Back

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  1. NewGuy917 Jedi Master

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    Its my first attempt at a piece of Fan Fiction and I will post it as I write it. Send all comments, questions, suggestions to my email address.
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    EXT. SPACE
    A vast sea of stars serves as a backdrop for the Main Title, following by a rollup, which crawls into infinity....

    There is unrest on the Airwaves of Bowling Green.
    Several hundred radio personalities under
    the leadership of the rebelious leader, New Guy,
    have declared their intentions to
    secede from the Revolution.

    This separatist movement has made it
    difficult for the limited number of
    FCC regulators to maintain peace and
    order on the airwaves.

    Senator Martin, the former Queen of
    Myozikd'reckter, is returning to SGA
    to vote on the critical issue
    of creating an referendum to assist the
    overwhelmed DeJay....
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    PAN UP to reveal the amber city planet of Akademikompleks. A yellow Preston Fighter flies OVER CAMERA toward the planet, followed by a large Royal Cruiser and two more Fighters.

    EXT. CITYSCAPE, Akademikompleks - DAWN
    The ships skim across the surface of the city landscape. The sun glints off the chrome hulls of the sleek Prestonish spacecraft as they navigate between the buildings of the capital planet.

    EXT. Akademikompleks, LANDING PLATFORM - DAWN
    Two Preston Fighters land on one leaf of a three-leaf-clover landing platform. The Royal Starship lands on the central lead, and the third Fighter lands on the remaining plaform.

    A small GROUP OF DIGNITARIES waits to welcome the Senator. One of the members of the group is a well dressed CHOP CHOPS BINKS, a member of the Galactic Representative Commission, and ROXY, Senator Martin's handmaiden.

    PAN UP to reveal the amber city planet of Akademikompleks. A yellow Preston Fighter flies OVER CAMERA toward the planet, followed by a large Royal Cruiser and two more Fighters.

    EXT. CITYSCAPE, Akademikompleks - DAWN
    The ships skim across the surface of the city landscape. The sun glints off the chrome hulls of the sleek Prestonish spacecraft as they navigate between the buildings of the capital planet.

    EXT. Akademikompleks, LANDING PLATFORM - DAWN
    Two Preston Fighters land on one leaf of a three-leaf-clover landing platform. The Royal Starship lands on the central lead, and the third Fighter lands on the remaining plaform.

    A small GROUP OF DIGNITARIES waits to welcome the Senator. One of the members of the group is a well dressed CHOP CHOPS BINKS, a member of the Galactic Representative Commission, and ROXY, Senator Martin's handmaiden.
  4. NewGuy917 Jedi Master

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    One of the FIGHTER PILOTS jumps from the wing of his ship and removes his helmet. He is CAPTAIN SHORTY, SENATOR MARTIN'S Security Officer. He moves over to a PILOT.

    CAPTAIN SHORTY
    We made it. I guess I was wrong,
    ain't noone after this homeboy.

    The ramp lowers. TWO PRESTON GUARDS appear. SENATOR MARTIN, ONE HANDMAIDEN and FOUR TROOPERS descend the ramp. CRASH is more beautiful now than he was ten years earlier when, as Queen, he was freeing his people from the yoke of the New Rock Federation.

    The DIGNITARIES start to move forward. SENATOR MARTIN reaches the foot of the ramp, when suddenly there is a huge EXPLOSION. The DIGNITARIES and PILOTS are hurled to the ground as the starship is destroyed.
  5. NewGuy917 Jedi Master

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    Klaxons blare, alarms sound! EAS tests are completly forgotten! CAPTAIN SHORTY and the TWO ESCORT PILOTS get up and run to where SENATOR MARTIN lies dying. Beyond, DOCTOO ZEITOO drops down from the Preston Fighter and rolls toward the wreckage. The ESCORT PILOT kneels by SENATOR MARTIN and takes off his helmet, revealing SENATOR CRASH MARTIN.

    CRASH
    Stephen...

    He gathers up his decoy double in his arms. Stephen's eyes are open. He looks up at him.

    STEPHEN
    ... I'm sorry, dude... I'm... not sure I...want to....drink again...

    STEPHEN dies. CRASH hugs him.

    MARTIN
    No!... No!... No!...Ooh, look, I found a quarter!

    CRASH lowers STEPHEN to the ground. He gets up and looks at the quarter. There are tears in his eyes.

    MARTIN
    I should not have picked it up...or came back

    CAPTAIN SHORTY
    Dude, you still have your residual check...

    Martin says nothing.

    CAPTAIN SHORTY
    This vote is very important. You did
    your duty and Stephen did his. Now
    come. (he doesn't respond) Dude, I'll
    buy you some Waffle House!

    He turns. They walk away. DOCTOO lets out a small whimper and rolls off after them.

    EXT. SENATE BUILDING - DAY
    The massive DUC Building glistens in the afternoon sun. Small patches of fog have still to burn off.

    INT. DUC THEATRE - DAY
    The vast rotunda is buzzing with chatter. MAGGY MAE, the Supreme Chancellor's majordomo, tries to quiet things down as GADDIE confers with an AIDE, JAZEE JO, riding a small one man floating scooter.

    MAGGY MAE
    Order! We shall have order! The motion
    for the Republic to commission an army
    takes precedent, and that is what we
    will vote on at this time, damn it!
    Everything quiets down. The AIDE disperses, and SUPREME CHANCELLOR GADDIE steps to the podium.

    GADDIE
    ...My esteemed colleagues, excuse
    me... I have just received some
    tragic and disturbing news. Senator
    Martin of the Preston system... Has
    been blown to hell!

    There is a shock silence in the vast arena. A few people applaud...the applause begins to grow.

    GADDIE
    (waits an hour for the clapping to die down then continues)
    This grievous blow is especially
    personal to me. Before I became
    Chancellor, I served Martin when
    he was Queen. He was a great
    leader who fought for justice, not
    only in this honourable assembly,
    but also on his home planet. He
    was so loved he could have been
    elected queen for life. he
    believed in public intoxication, and
    he fervently believed in
    incapacitation. His death is a great
    loss to us all. We will all mourn
    him as a relentless champion of
    freedom... and as a wild drunk.

    There is a moment of silence. NEO NEO, the SENATOR of MAMUTHKAYV, moves his pod into the centre of the arena.

    SENATOR NEO NEO
    How many more Senators will die
    before this civil strife ends! We
    must confront these rebels now,
    and they need an army to do it.


    GADDIE
    Must I remind the Senator from
    Mamuthkayv that negotiations are
    continuing with the separatists.
    Peace is our objective here... not
    war.

    The SENATORS yell pro and con. MAGGY MAE tries to calm things down. SENATOR CRASH MARTIN, with CAPTAIN SHORTY, CHOP CHOPS, and ROXY, manuver his pod into the center of the vast arena.

    MARTIN
    My noble colleagues, I concur with
    the Supreme Chancellor. At all
    costs, we do not want war! Eat, Drink,
    and Drink!

    The Senate goes quiet, then there is an outburst of dissapointed jeering and
    applause. Much champaigne is uncorked!

    GADDIE
    It is with great surprise and
    joy the chair recognizes the
    Senator from Gables, Crash Martin.

    CRASH
    Less than an hour ago, an
    assassination attempt was made
    against my life. One of my
    bodyguards and six others were
    ruthlessly and graphically
    murdered. I was at Target but,
    more importantly, I believe this
    security measure before you, was
    the target. I have led the
    opposition to get more money... but
    there is someone in this body who
    will stop at nothing to assure it's
    passage...

    Many of the SENATORS boo and yell at SENATOR MARTIN.
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    CRASH
    (continuing)
    I warn you, if you vote to pay the
    radio personalities, chaos will follow. I
    have experienced the misery of chaos
    first-hand; I do not wish to do it
    again...sober that is.

    There is sporadic yelling for and against his execution.

    CRASH
    Wake up, Senators... you must wake
    up! If you offer the radio personalities
    money, they can only show us
    violence in return! Many will
    lose their lives. All will lose
    their freedom. Some will even lose their lunch!
    This decision could very well destroy the very
    foundation of our great Revolution.
    I pray you do not let fear push
    you into a disastrous decision.
    Vote down this security measure,
    which is nothing less than a
    declaration of war! Does anyone
    here want that? I cannot believe
    they do.

    There is an undercurrent of booing...and groaning...and gas...which stirs up more groaning

    GADDIE
    Due to the lateness of the hour
    and the seriousness of this
    motion, we will take up these
    matters tomorrow. Until then, the
    Senate stands adjourned.

    GADDIE'S CRIB - DAY
    The giant towers of the Gaddie's Crib seem to reach the heavens. Traffic clogs the smoggy sky.

    INT. GADDIE'S OFFICE - DAY
    CHANCELLOR GADDIE sits behind his desk with TWO RED-CLAD ROYAL GUARDS on either side of the door. NUGI, and THE MACE WINDOW sit across from him.

    GADDIE
    I don't know how much longer I can
    hold off the vote, my friends.
    More and more radio personalities are
    joining the separatists.

    MACE WINDOW
    If they do break away -

    GADDIE
    No! I will not let that happen!

    MACE WINDOW
    But if they do, you must realize
    there aren't enough DeJay to
    protect the Revolution. We are
    keepers of the peace, not soldiers.

    GADDIE
    Master Nugi, do you think it will
    really come to war?

    NUGI closes his eyes.

    NUGI
    Worse than war, I fear... Much
    worse.

    GADDIE
    What?

    NUGI
    I said "Worse than war, I fear... Much
    worse." Deaf you must be, if hear me
    you could not.

    MACE WINDOW
    What do you sense, Master?

    NUGI
    Impossible to see ... The Dork Side
    clouds everything. But this I am
    sure of -
    (opens his eyes)
    Do their duty the DeJay will.

    A muted BUZZER SOUNDS. A hologram of an AIDE, IZ ZEE, appears on the Chancellor's desk.

    IZ ZEE
    The loyalist committee has arrived,
    my Lord.

    GADDIE
    Thinks to him self, "I love it when the little people call me 'my Lord' its so sexy"
    Ahem
    Send them in.

    They all stand as SENATOR MARTIN, CAPTAIN SHORTY, CHOP CHOPS, and ROXY enter the office. NUGI and MACE WINDOW move to greet the SENATOR, NUGI taps MARTIN with his cane.

    NUGI
    With you the force is strong...
    young Senator. To see you alive
    brings strange feelings to my liver.

    Crash
    Thank you, Master Nugi, I think. Do you
    have any idea who was behind
    the attack?

    MACE WINDOW
    Our intelligence points to
    disgruntled spice miners, on
    the moons of Gaybuhls.

    CRASH
    I don't wish to disagree but I
    think that Shaggy was behind
    it.

    There is a stir of surprise, Crash seizes the moment to take a drink.

    MACE WINDOW
    You know Dude, Shaggy
    was once a DeJay. He wouldn't
    assassinate anyone, it is not in
    his character. He's too damn lazy too.

    NUGI
    In dark times nothing is what it
    appears to be, but the fact remains
    Senator, in grave danger you are.

    GADDIE gets up, walks to the window, and looks out at the construction below.

    GADDIE
    Shaggy has always avoided
    any kind of conflict. It appears
    he has no desire to start a war.
    Why would he kill you? To what end?


    CRASH
    I don't know, but everything in my
    flask tells me he was behind it...

    After gazing out of the window for several moments Gaddie turns to The Mace.

    GADDIE
    Master Jedi, may I suggest that
    the Senator be placed under the
    protection of your graces.


    CRASH
    Chancellor, if I may comment, I
    do not believe the...

    GADDIE
    ..."situation is that serious."
    No, but I do, Senator.

    CRASH
    Chancellor, please! I don't want
    any more guards! Just give me a
    Colt .45 and I should be good to go...
    wait I mean SOME Colt .45

    GADDIE (shakin
  7. NewGuy917 Jedi Master

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    Granted there are some inconsistancies but this is a first draft and it will all be ironed out soon.
  8. OneHung-Dude Jedi Padawan

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    Holy crap, that's hysterical. I actually laughed out loud at most of Crash's... interludes with his vice. Funny stuff, dude. You missed a "Jedi" when they're in Gaddie's chamber. Otherwise, looking good. You should hang it up in the office.
  9. DarthJurist Admin Emeritus

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    Dude, I'll buy you some Waffle House!

    [face_laugh]

    you guys crack me up.

    ~H~
  10. NewGuy917 Jedi Master

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    Wow could I be any more honored? My name in someone else's signature. That's better than a Flippie Award. I fixed the "Jedi" on my master copy, thanks OHD. Expect more to come!
  11. NewGuy917 Jedi Master

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    Here is the latest version, post all comments here though.
  12. dbrumett Jedi Padawan

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    Hey,
    Pee Wee (dbrumett) needs a part in this production my fellow jedi master.
  13. NewGuy917 Jedi Master

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    I've added more to it today, and don't worry my stalwart little companion, everyone (who has a memorizable DJ name) shall be on it. I am going to bust my butt at trying to get it done before the meeting. But before that, I'll see most of you guess tomorrow night at 440 Main!
  14. NewGuy917 Jedi Master

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    440 Main was awesome guys! Major props to Darth_Shaggy and myself for winning the flippie for best On-(and off-)Air Duo. The food was awesome and the comraderie of the station party was unserpassed. Lets just remember the lessons we learned from Danimal, Short Stuff, and Tank. C-you guys tommorow!
  15. Zam-the-Assasin Jedi Knight

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  16. Darth_Shaggy Jedi Padawan

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    That story kicked but dude, yeah, i am too lazy to be behind an assasionation attemt.
    It's going to be hard to top the station party, that one was awesome and dinner before that was great! I should post more often...hm... keep up the story, I want to know how it turns out.
  17. NewGuy917 Jedi Master

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  18. DarthJurist Admin Emeritus

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    EXCELLENT!! WHERE IS IT!?!?!

    8-}

    ~H~
  19. NewGuy917 Jedi Master

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