Beyond - Legends Star Wars Episode 7: Legacy of the Legends(we're in trouble now), UPDATED 1/1

Where's the post?

 

I'm starting a campout, right now!

 

Cool.

*drags in sleeping bag and marshmellows*

Who wants to light teh fire. I wouldn't trust me with matches. I'm a little bit of a pyromaniac

 

Uh, same problem here, but I'll control myself really.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!

 

Uh, DLA, no stay away form th lighter!!!

 

Look, DLA, with a lighter is scary but you people could at least keep this up'd.

 

You pathetic losers! Give me the lighter. *lights the fire*

There!

 

hi.

 

Attaaaack!

 

What? What did I do??? Oh yeah Duh.

 

What happened later that day.

Gene: Well, I hope Andy's getting some sleep?

J.C: Since when do you care?

Gene: I don't know?

J.C: Me either, and why are we on your porch swing?

Gene: Because my cousins are coming and my father wants me to wait for them.

J.C: Oh, and where did Drew go?

Gene: I dunno?

Drew: Mr. Skywalker, I gotta go.

Luke: No you don't all they're doing is sitting on that porch swing waiting, you don't needs to talk to them.

Drew: You really don't know mw very well do you?

Mara: Oh let the boy go. Can't you see he likes Gene?

Drew: SHHH!! Mrs. Skywalker, I thought you could keep a secret?

Luke: You like my daughter? He likes my daughter? Why my duaghter? Why can't it be someone else's daughter?

Drew: Becuase I don't know someone else's daughter?

Luke: Shut up! Go and sit out there.

Drew: Ok.

Luke: Why my daughter Mara?

Mara: It could be, Andy could like her.

Luke: SSHHH! We don't wanna jynx it. He likes my daughter that's good. That's very good, why wouldn't he like my daughter?

Mara: I don't know Luke why wouldn't he?

Outside.

Drew: Hey.

Gene and J.C: Hey.

Drew: They come yet?

Gene and J.C: Nope.

Drew: Oh.

Gene and J.C. just sigh, and begin rocking the swing. Drew sits in a chair, and is joined by Andy in another chair.

Gene: Do you hear that?

Drew, J.C., and Andy: Yeah.

Gene: Mom, Dad, they're here!!

Luke and Mara: Ok, we'll be right out!

Out of the ship, my cousins Alee, Annea, and Jake stepped out. Alee and Annea came running to see my mother and Jake went to my father.

Jake: Hey Uncle Luke.

Luke: Hey.

Alee and Annea: Hello, aunt Mara.

Mara: Hello girls, parents didn't come this time?

Alee: No.

Annea went to see Andy. We don't know why but she just did. Alee went to see Drew.
Jake went to see J.C.
And I was left alone. As usual. Well I got mad and went over to Alee.

Gene: Um Alee, get away from my boyfriend.

Alee: He's your boyfriend? Why didn't you say so? Nice taste in boys, Gene.

Gene: Thanks.

Drew (to Gene): I'm your what?

Gene: Just play along, will ya?

Drew: No problem here.


Next time on Star Wars Episode 7: What J.C. does when she notices Andy.

 

It took you long enough!

Nice names!

 

Luke: You like my daughter? He likes my daughter? Why my duaghter? Why can't it be someone else's daughter?

I can answer that. No one else lives on the desert waste except the Skywalkers and Solos. And I don't blame them one bit.

Luke: Why my daughter Mara?

Mara: It could be, Andy could like her.

Luke: SSHHH! We don't wanna jynx it. He likes my daughter that's good. That's very good, why wouldn't he like my daughter?

*falls off chair*

Annea went to see Andy. We don't know why but she just did. Alee went to see Drew.
Jake went to see J.C.
And I was left alone. As usual. Well I got mad and went over to Alee.

Gene: Um Alee, get away from my boyfriend.

Alee: He's your boyfriend? Why didn't you say so? Nice taste in boys, Gene.

Gene: Thanks.

Drew (to Gene): I'm your what?

Gene: Just play along, will ya?

Drew: No problem here.

*chuckles*

Next time on Star Wars Episode 7: What J.C. does when she notices Andy.

This has a bad ring to it. Funny, but bad.

 

Sorry, Zero, for not being here in like ever!

Nothing brings out protectivness liek a lil jealous! Can't wait for the next post!

*glances at Shadowy*

How many times have we told DON'T CHANGE YOUR ICON! But I'll let it go this time, since it's Wolverine *drool*

 

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you people are so stupid you know that right?

 

Yes.

 

Hey guys what do ya think of my icon?

 

As you already know, we all ahte it.

Adn we want an update

 

It's almost been a month since you updated. You don't want to fall in the same ditch as Jade

 

I don't wanna fall in that ditch. I'll never get out! What you've all been waiting for, AN UPDATE!

What J.C. does when she notices Andy.

J.C: Um Gene what's up with your cousin Annea?

Gene: I don't know but I like it. She has Andy occupied.

*Takes sip of water*
J.C: I mean she's by my man.

*spits water onto ground which sucks it up*

Gene: Excuse me? Your man? What is with you? You'd never say Andy was your man. Are you alright? You need bed rest. Come on.

J.C: I don't need bed rest, I want her away from him.

Gene: Ok so what do you want me to do about it? I like it.

J.C: Fine if you won't do anything about it I will.

Annea: Your really strong.

Andy: You think so?

Annea: Yeah, really strong.

J.C: Oh isn't this nice.

Annea: We're busy.

J.C: I don't care if your busy, I want you away from my man!

Annea: Your man!?

J.C: Yeah! So get your sorry butt away from my man!

Annea: Who is this?

Andy didn't give an answer right away because his dreams had come true. His dreams was J.C. calling him her man and defending him from unworthy girls.

Andy: Huh? oh yeah she's my woman.

Annea: And you didn't tell me? What a jerk!

J.C: He's my jerk! So get away!

Annea: Fine no problem. He's such a jerk anyway I don't why you like him.

Andy: Hey! I'm not a jerk!

J.C: That's right your not!

Andy: Yeah!

*Annea goes to Jake*

Andy: I love you J.C.

J.C: Don't push it, that was probably a once in as life time thing.

Andy: I'll remember this moment forever.

J.C. You do that.

Andy: Yeah, I will do that.

J.C: Ok.

Gene: Wow! That was awesome!

J.C: You mean you don't care?

Gene: CAre? Why would I care?

J.C: Because she's your cousin?

Gene: I can't stand her! I only hang with Alee and Jake. Annea usually hangs with other kids she finds somewhere.

J.C: Ok then yeah it was pretty awesome.

Drew: I'm your what?

Gene: Your my boyfriend until they leave ok? Can you handle that?

Drew: Yeah I can handle it.

Gene: Ok, now lets go see what my parents and everyone else is doing.

So I left with J.C. leaving Drew and Andy.

Drew and Andy: I'm her boyfriend.

*Look at each other then laugh*

Drew and Andy: Until they leave.

*Keeps laughing*

Luke: Hey you guys get in here!

Drew and Andy: Ok Mr. Skywalker.

Dinner was really boring so I'm not gonna tell ya what went on so the next day.

J.C. Strolled out onto the porch where me, Drew, Alee, and Jake are sitting. Me and Drew are sitting on the swing, Andy is sitting in the big chair that can fit two people in it, and Alee and Jake are sitting in two separate chairs.

J.C: Hey guys what's up?

Everyone: Nothing.

J.C. looks around only to find out that the only open seat was with Andy. So just because that everyone thinks she's going out with him she sat with him.

J.C: Good morning.

Andy: Yeah, good morning to you too.

Alee and Jake: Aww. How cute, why don't you too kiss?

J.C gave me a look that said NO!!! HELP ME!!!

I just looked at her and motioned her to.



Next time on Star Wars Episode 7: What will J.C. do?

 

Andy: Huh? oh yeah she's my woman.

The only thing I oculd think of was Kevin being a giraffe and Jeff being his 'woman'

 

Gene: I don't know but I like it. She has Andy occupied.

*Takes sip of water*
J.C: I mean she's by my man.

Aw, how cute!

J.C: Good morning.

Andy: Yeah, good morning to you too.

Alee and Jake: Aww. How cute, why don't you too kiss?

J.C gave me a look that said NO!!! HELP ME!!!

I just looked at her and motioned her to.

Cousins can be such a pain.

The only thing I oculd think of was Kevin being a giraffe and Jeff being his 'woman'

Huh? Do I want to know, Jade?

 

Mr. Hamilla's class!!!!!!! YES!!!!

That was so funny when you told me that Jade. I was laughing so hard. Jeff was Kevin's woman!!!

 

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