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Speculation Star Wars Episode VII Title Speculation Thread

Discussion in 'Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy (Released Films)' started by HL&S, Oct 31, 2012.

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  1. Momotaros

    Momotaros Jedi Master star 4

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    Episode VII : Espn Strikes Back
     
  2. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    Star Wars: Episode VII - Attack of the Heart
    Star Wars: Episode VIII - Revenge of the Monte Zuma
    Star Wars: Episode IX - Balance of the Diet
     
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  3. DV75

    DV75 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Episode VII: Guardians of the Galaxy
     
  4. DarthRelaxus

    DarthRelaxus Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Episode VII: Now Sith Free
     
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  5. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    Episode VII: BFF's from the GFFA
     
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  6. DarthScubbles

    DarthScubbles Jedi Master star 4

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    Darkness Rising

    or

    The Dark Rising
     
  7. Dra---

    Dra--- Force Ghost star 6

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    Night of the Nightsisters

    Day of the Urn

    Twilight of the Light
     
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  8. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    Tagline: EVIL RISES FROM THE ASHES

    [face_clown]
     
  9. Dra---

    Dra--- Force Ghost star 6

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    One of my all-time favorite Dracula titles is Taste the Blood of Dracula

    The plot for the movie -- wherein Drac's bloody dust remains are mixed with blood, resurrecting Drac -- could be used for the ST.

    Episode 7: Taste the Ash of Plagueis

    Here is a revised plot synopsis from the Wiki Drac:

    A pirate named Wel El'r is travelling through the Korriban wastelands (home to many potentially lucrative artifacts) when he is thrown from his speeder during a struggle with a rival and knocked unconscious. After coming to he discovers it is night time. After wandering some way, he hears a deathly scream. Terrified, Wel El'r runs and falls into a glassy slope. Looking up, Weller finds a ring, a cloak and an urn with dried ash on it. Dusting away the ash, Wel El'r is petrified by the name on the urn: Plagueis.
    Plot

    Three Coruscant gentlemen - Har'good Tel, Paxton Flo, and Dast Secker - have formed a circle ostensibly devoted to charitable work but in reality they indulge themselves in Twi-lek brothels. One night they are intrigued by a young man who bursts into the brothel and is immediately tended to after snapping his fingers, despite the brothelkeeper's objections. The gentlemen are informed that he is Courtley, who was disinherited for celebrating a Sith Mass.


    Hoping for more intense pleasures, Har'good Tel meets Courtley outside the brothel. The younger man takes the three to the Cafe Empire and promises them experiences they will never forget but insists that they go to see the gangster Wel El'r and purchase from him Plagueis' urn, cloak and ash. Having done so, the three meet with Courtley at an abandoned Sith Temple for a ceremony during which he puts the ash into goblets and mixes it with drops of his own blood, telling the men to drink. They refuse, so he drinks the blood himself, screams and falls to the ground. As he grabs their legs, they kick and beat him, not stopping until Courtley dies, at which they flee. While the three return to their respective homes and return to their lives, Courtley's body, left in the abandoned church, transforms into Plagueis, who vows that those who have destroyed the Sith will be destroyed.

    Another great pulpy title could be:

    Plagueis Has Risen from the Grave
     
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  10. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    If you want to stick with Hammer variants, nothing says "Rule of Two" or even fallen Solo kids quite as much as Twins of Evil.
     
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  11. Dra---

    Dra--- Force Ghost star 6

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  12. Mystery Roach

    Mystery Roach Force Ghost star 4

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    Personally, I think Palpatine Has Risen from the Grave has a better ring to it, but I guess Plagueis is all the rage these days. ;)
     
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  13. Dra---

    Dra--- Force Ghost star 6

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    Hey, whatever you like works for me.

    Especially if we put an exclamation point on it:

    Palpatine Has Risen from the Grave!
     
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  14. King_Crimson

    King_Crimson Jedi Padawan star 1

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    I'm stickin' with my "Vengeance of the Darkside".
     
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  15. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    Episode VII : The Ronan Strikes back
     
  16. Darth_Articulate

    Darth_Articulate Jedi Master star 4

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    Episode VII - Plagueis is Dead and Therefore Not the Villain
    Episode VIII - Not in This One Either
    Episode IX - Nope
     
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  17. Momotaros

    Momotaros Jedi Master star 4

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    Episode VII : Mystery Box Brings Hope

    Episode VIII: Revenge of the Mystery Box

    Episode IX: Death of the Mystery Box
     
  18. Sum-Wan

    Sum-Wan Jedi Master star 4

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    "Star Wars Episode VII: A New Republic"
     
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  19. chris hayes

    chris hayes Jedi Master star 4

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    Episode VII : And the release date will be ???
    Episode VII : And the cast is ???
     
  20. TheTwinSuns

    TheTwinSuns Jedi Knight star 3

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    For an actual title and not a joke...

    For a darker title...
    "Star Wars: Episode VII A Lurking Evil"

    Or a happier one...
    "Star Wars: Episode VII Passing of the Force"
     
  21. Darth Chiznuk

    Darth Chiznuk Four Time PT Trivia Champ/GOAT/New Films Manager star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    "Passing of the Force" sounds like the Force is dying... how is that happy! :(:p
     
  22. TheTwinSuns

    TheTwinSuns Jedi Knight star 3

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    Haha I meant passing as in transferring it to a new generation.
     
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  23. Dra---

    Dra--- Force Ghost star 6

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    It could also be construed as a fart joke.[face_tee_hee]
     
  24. Immortiss

    Immortiss Force Ghost star 5

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    Like a Phoenix?
     
  25. Momotaros

    Momotaros Jedi Master star 4

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