Discussion in 'Star Wars: Episode VII - Spoilers Allowed' started by HL&S, Oct 31, 2012.
Episode VII : Espn Strikes Back
Star Wars: Episode VII - Attack of the Heart
Star Wars: Episode VIII - Revenge of the Monte Zuma
Star Wars: Episode IX - Balance of the Diet
Episode VII: Guardians of the Galaxy
Episode VII: Now Sith Free
Episode VII: BFF's from the GFFA
The Dark Rising
Night of the Nightsisters
Day of the Urn
Twilight of the Light
Tagline: EVIL RISES FROM THE ASHES
One of my all-time favorite Dracula titles is Taste the Blood of Dracula
The plot for the movie -- wherein Drac's bloody dust remains are mixed with blood, resurrecting Drac -- could be used for the ST.
Episode 7: Taste the Ash of Plagueis
Here is a revised plot synopsis from the Wiki Drac:
A pirate named Wel El'r is travelling through the Korriban wastelands (home to many potentially lucrative artifacts) when he is thrown from his speeder during a struggle with a rival and knocked unconscious. After coming to he discovers it is night time. After wandering some way, he hears a deathly scream. Terrified, Wel El'r runs and falls into a glassy slope. Looking up, Weller finds a ring, a cloak and an urn with dried ash on it. Dusting away the ash, Wel El'r is petrified by the name on the urn: Plagueis.
Three Coruscant gentlemen - Har'good Tel, Paxton Flo, and Dast Secker - have formed a circle ostensibly devoted to charitable work but in reality they indulge themselves in Twi-lek brothels. One night they are intrigued by a young man who bursts into the brothel and is immediately tended to after snapping his fingers, despite the brothelkeeper's objections. The gentlemen are informed that he is Courtley, who was disinherited for celebrating a Sith Mass.
Hoping for more intense pleasures, Har'good Tel meets Courtley outside the brothel. The younger man takes the three to the Cafe Empire and promises them experiences they will never forget but insists that they go to see the gangster Wel El'r and purchase from him Plagueis' urn, cloak and ash. Having done so, the three meet with Courtley at an abandoned Sith Temple for a ceremony during which he puts the ash into goblets and mixes it with drops of his own blood, telling the men to drink. They refuse, so he drinks the blood himself, screams and falls to the ground. As he grabs their legs, they kick and beat him, not stopping until Courtley dies, at which they flee. While the three return to their respective homes and return to their lives, Courtley's body, left in the abandoned church, transforms into Plagueis, who vows that those who have destroyed the Sith will be destroyed.
Another great pulpy title could be:
Plagueis Has Risen from the Grave
If you want to stick with Hammer variants, nothing says "Rule of Two" or even fallen Solo kids quite as much as Twins of Evil.
Here we are!
The Curse of Plagueis
The Horror of Sidious
The Evil of the Darkside
Plagueis Created the Chosen One
Sidious Must Be Destroyed!
Plagueis and the Monster from Hell
The Sith Rites of Sidious
Personally, I think Palpatine Has Risen from the Grave has a better ring to it, but I guess Plagueis is all the rage these days.
Hey, whatever you like works for me.
Especially if we put an exclamation point on it:
Palpatine Has Risen from the Grave!
I'm stickin' with my "Vengeance of the Darkside".
Episode VII : The Ronan Strikes back
Episode VII - Plagueis is Dead and Therefore Not the Villain
Episode VIII - Not in This One Either
Episode IX - Nope
Episode VII : Mystery Box Brings Hope
Episode VIII: Revenge of the Mystery Box
Episode IX: Death of the Mystery Box
"Star Wars Episode VII: A New Republic"
Episode VII : And the release date will be ???
Episode VII : And the cast is ???
For an actual title and not a joke...
For a darker title...
"Star Wars: Episode VII A Lurking Evil"
Or a happier one...
"Star Wars: Episode VII Passing of the Force"
"Passing of the Force" sounds like the Force is dying... how is that happy!
Haha I meant passing as in transferring it to a new generation.
It could also be construed as a fart joke.
Like a Phoenix?
I think this belongs in it's own thread instead of on casting rumors..
Return of the Sith and Rise of the Jedi! are the rumored names..