Beyond - Legends Star Wars: Evolution (Humour, AU)

Most likely, you've heard of X-Men: Evolution, which puts all your favorite X-Men into a high-school setting.

Here's the character line-up for my Star Wars high school...thingy.

Students: Leia, Han, Luke, Mara, Shira, Palpatine, Vader

Chewbacca: Phys Ed teacher
Thrawn: Art Teacher
Boba Fett: The navy recruiter who visits the school a little too often
Jabba, Durge, Gardulla: lunchladies
Vergere: Philosophy teacher
Yoda: Cooking teacher
Obi-Wan: The secretary who lies about your grades a lot
Shira Brie: The teacher that hates you
Mace: prinicpal
Wedge and Ackbar: the gym teachers who just let you play bombardment
Wes Janson: the cool sub that always declares study hall
Lando: the lazy business/english teacher
Ysanne: the sadistic history teacher
Kyp: the student who skips class and smokes pot
Soontir Fel: the gym teacher who wishes he was a drill sargeant
Lobot: the math teacher with the impossible tests
Mon Mothma: civics teacher
Dexter Jettster: the "chef"
Daala and Tarkin: the teachers that get caught in the janitor's closet

and, finally,
Jar-Jar: the janitor

Tell me if there's any characters you want to see before I start writing!

 

How about Corran Horn: the kid who flies paper airplanes durring class?

If you get this off the ground and post one, pm me, this might be interesting

 

Luke Skywalker: The square who sits in the front of the class and always brings an apple for the teacher


PM me if you post.

 

I'm currently working everything out, I should post soon.

 

Episode 4

The brilliant glow of the desert planet of Tatooine slowly crawled into view...and then the film tore. "Damn it! Damn it to freakin' hell!!" Ms. Isard kicked the projector, causing it to crash into the wall and explode. She quickly composed herself, then ran to the door and locked it. Leia Organa, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade, Shira Brie, Palpatine, and Darth Vader all stared after her. "What?" she snapped, and all averted their eyes. "Solo!" she screamed. "A hundred times!!"

"What?!" Han protested. "Why??"

"Because..." Ms. Isard paused to think of an excuse, spotted the empty chair. "Aha! Because Durron isn't here! Do it!!"

Han sighed, went to the board, and began. KYP DURRON MUST NOT SKIP CLASS.

Ms. Isard curtly turned. "Everyone else may leave. Get out!" Her blue eye darted around zanily, the red one glared. Eager to leave, with or without Han, everyone jumped for the door.

Out in the hall, a thud came from the Scantron? room. Inside, the Scantron? robot, See-Threepio, could be (very well) overheard. "Did you hear that? They've shut down the main reactor! We'll be destroyed for sure! This is madness!"

Luke opened the door. "Threepio, chill. They cancelled today's SATs.

Threepio looked at him. "Oh. Why, thank you, Master Luke, even though I technically shouldn't be meeting you for another twenty minutes..." Luke, Leia, and Mara continued on their way, leaving Artoo-Detoo to put up with Threepio. They entered the cafeteria, and, much to their regret, recieved a hearty welcome from Mr. Jettster, the chef. "Hey, Luke! You run into Obi-Wan Kenobi lately?"

"No, but I know a Ben Kenobi."

"Oh..." Mr. Jettster seemed perplexed. "Must be his brother or something."

"No," Mara chimed in, "that's Owen."

"Get your facts straight!" Leia said, turning to Mara. "That story is so outdated. Everyone knows they never even met!"

"How would you know?" Mara returned. "IT HASN"T EVEN HAPPENED YET!"

"THE PROOF IS OBVIOUS!"

They continued arguing all the way to the table, where finally they shut up. "I don't think I'm getting lunch today," Mara said. "Jabba's on duty."

"Oh, me too," Leia said.

"Me, three," Luke added. Mara elbowed him. "Shut up, farmboy."

The cafeteria double doors---no one knew why they were double doors, since the Hutts lived in the cafeteria---exploded. Several students pretending to be stormtroopers from a popular sci-fi movie rushed in, followed by Darth Vader. "Showoff," Mr. Thrawn muttered from the teacher's table. He inexplicably stood. "I shall defeat him through his ART!" he exclaimed, raising a fist. Everyone stared, and he ran away bawling like a little girl.

Vader approached Leia. "The answers?"

"Darth Vader," she retorted. "Only you could be so bold. "The Board of Education will not sit still for this! When they hear you've---"

"Don't act so surprised, Student Council President. You weren't doing any community service this time. Several answers to the upcoming College Boards were beamed to this school by secreterial spies. I want to know what happend to them!"

"I don't know what you're---"

"Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!!!" Vader yelled. He turned and stormed away.

 

Up.

 

Definitely odd, but at the same time, extremely funny. I liked it a lot, and I would like to see more.

 

Yeah, I think I'll go with you there. It is VERY odd. More soon as I write it!

 

This is so cool! As for more characters . . . the Wraiths are very hilarious, and because this is AU, adding the Solo kids and maybe some Vong would be funny.

NYC

 

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater!!!"
Oh he's so mean.

 

Odd, but cool.



Thrawn ran off in tears.

 

Yeah you need to do a new chappie...This is good.

 

Sorry the next post is taking so long!! It should be up within a few days, I hope.

 

err, a couple days has past bub!

EVERYONE CONGREGATE AT MY STORY!!! LINK LISTED IN MY SIGNATURE!!!

 

Oh wow, this is great!

Yes, I agree... Solo kids, Tenel Ka, and Tahiri.

Maybe a cameo by Anakin Skywalker too.