Star Wars exuses for school

i'm late for school because I'm being stalked by bounty hunters for not paying up

 

My Wookie ate my homework.

 

My astro-mech droid has a bad motivator... couldn't jump trough hyperspace in time.

 

I had to get ready for the harvest. Being a moisture farmer ain't easy!!

 

"I will not pass the test. I'm too old."

 

Oh, c'mon...
"This is not the homework assignment you are looking for..."
"You don't need to see my assignment/hall pass/etc..."
"The odds of you passing this test is 3720:1!" -- "NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!"
"I noticed it's impossible to take this test! The pencil-lead motivator is broken!"
"It's not my fault!"
"Asteroids do not concern me... I want you to take this test!"
"I can't take this test, my hands are dirty" -- "I like dirty hands..." (whoa)
"I've made a deal that will keep me from doing homework forever..."

 

"I will get full marks no matter what" Wave of hand in front of teacher's head.
"I was always here on time" Ditto action

 

It was *I* who leaked the information on the test answers...an entire legion of my finest cheaters sits in the exam hall

 

Handing my report card to my parents:

Waving my hand: This is not the report card you are looking for. I can go about my business. Move along.

 

"Your overconfidence of passing this test is your weakness."

"Your faith in your cheat notes is yours."

 

"I was interdicted on my way to school"

"Yor feelings betray you, specially for your test, ..... so you had test"

 

Teacher waves hand in front of students in her classroom You will behave, pay attention, participate, study, and turn in all of your homework.

Just had to get a teacher's perspective in here!

 

"Pass or pass not."

 

*yes that is a lightsabre in my pocket*

 

'It's not a question of do or do not, i just didn't try'

'My whole family was killed by stormtroopers, i had to travel halfway across the galaxy, destroy a space station that could destroy planets, aid a rebellion, fight my own dad, rescue my sister and best friend. And i had to train as a jedi and help destroy the galactic emperor. So I got home too late to do my homework.'

 

Multiple Choice part of Kate's Math Exam:

"What is the sum of the interior angles of a parallelogram?"

a) 120 b)180 c)540 d) 360


Kate: We didn't cover this!!!!!
Let's see the Force makes me choose.... d!!

I keep my Star Wars lego Chewbacca in my pocket for luck... I was going to bring 3PO, but everyone pointed out that he was too pessimistic.

"Kate, what happened to your homework?"
response A: I gave it to Jar Jar, hoping it might kill him.
response B: some guy in line for the Phantom Menace made an oragami pod racer out of it.
response C: ARE YOU CRAZY? if i let that kind of information get out, the imperials would be all over us!

why does the imperial march keep playing over and over again in my head during exams?

and on side note that really doesn't have to do with Star WArs,
Kate, writing her Christian Ethics final exam:
"God please help me pass!!!!"

 

Miss, but......
Homework is the path to the dark side... Homework leads to anger... anger leads to hate.. hate leads to suffering.

 

"where is your homework???"
"i intercepted no homework... this is a councilor skool"
"several pages of homework were beamed to this skool by rebel teachers. what have you done with your homework???" *strangles student to death* "commander... tear this skool apart... i want that homework now!!!"

~Nike Skylark~

 

Vader : I am your father!
Luke : Goody. Can you help me on question 1d, then? I need to hand this in tomorrow...

 

"Why were you late from art students?"

"Thrawn the teacher, the dude wont shut up!"

 

"Your mathmatical skills are weak, old man.......

Now I am the master!"

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I'm supposed to be doing homework now? There's a war on, and half the galaxy is ememy occupied, inculding coruscant! The New Republic Military needs all the recruits it can get!

 

Homework??! Awwww, but I wanted to go to
Toshi station, to pick up some power converters! *said in whiniest voice possible*

 

Me: Teacher I gotta leave. I can't stay anymore.
Teacher: I'm sorry to hear that.
Me: Yeah, there's a price on my head, if I don't pay off Jabba the Hutt, I'm a dead man.
Teacher: A deathmarks not an easy thing to live with. You're a good student *NAME*, I hate to lose you.

 

Somebody stuck a restraining bolt on my palm-pilot, so I couldn't access the assignment. When I finally got the thing off, I discovered that the restraining bolt had erased the portion of memory specifically designated for this class. There was also a catastrophic--thoroughly unrelated, I'm sure--cascade failure in the dormitory communications system so that I was unable to contact any of my classmates in order to get the homework assignment.

 

*Couldn't get through the halls, there was a walking carpet in my way.

*Sorry, mom, I didn't mean to get kicked out of school, but I picked a fight with a Dug.

*But, I don't need to take Latin, I'm already fluent in 6 million forms of communication!

*(teacher) There isn't enough intellegence in this classroom to fill a space-cruiser!

And last, but not least-

*Bo nada, mhee ore noda mica doo toda, mi fora dor joba mebuki jo jowa, weeto toa jaba- huna joa rees!
- Huttese for- " I've gradutate, I don't have to worry about that crap anymore, I'm just going to lay around, and get fat- like every other Hutt!