Star Wars Fan Fiction Writing Game!

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  1. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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    "But...the got him for Kamiseta as their image model anyways!!" Darth Ningning exclaimed.
  2. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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    ... but he probably used the force to make them...

    ... or he scared them into making him a model...

    ... he's rather impulsive you know...

    ... then the alarm sounded off...
  3. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    ... there were people suddenly scrambling everywhere!

    "What's happening? Status report!" Captain Pao said, taking command of the situation. The Grand Moff still seemed awestruck.

    "Sir!" one of his men replied. "The alarms of the Death Star went off. Someone is trying to turn off the tractor beam!"

    "What!?!?" the Grand Moff exclaimed, waking up from his awestruck state. He ran to the nearest console and asked for a status report. "What's happening?"

    The Grand Moff watched in horror as the viewscreen showed....
  4. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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    ... CRACK SHOT!!!...

    ... the grand moff sat there mesmerized by the vast amounts of flesh in gyrating in motion...

    ... stopping to notice one particular actor in leather...

    ... his mouth agape, he attempted to speak...
  5. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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    "That dark skin...those muscles..." Grand Moff was mesmerized.

    Captain Pao couldn't take it. "Eeeeewwwwww. The ultimate sci fi porn!!!" He then clicked on his comm badge.

    "Engine room, status report please."

    It was then that Darth Ningning noticed that Captain Pao wore a different kind of badge. It was from a Starfleet alright. But definitely not the Imperial Starfleet.
  6. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    The gears in his head started to turn. What is Captain Pao's allegiance anyway? He started to think of an answer but was seriously distracted by the scene on the viewscreen. He stared at Malfoy on the video for a few minutes, mesmerized as the Grand Moff was.

    Darth Ningning then, with superhuman control, tore his attention away from the playing video. No matter how he admired Captain Paolo J. Caparas and his work in showbiz, he was not about to let this chance pass him by. If he discovers what the comm badge truly represented and it was traitorous, he would bring Captain Pao to the Emperor himself... And maybe get credit for it... and maybe he will be thanked for it... and he can finally ask to be brought into the presence of the Dominatrix, Greatest Showbiz Agent in the Galaxy. She offered "Darth Ball" a place in her new dance group too... but he'll present himself as Darth Ningning. He intended to be a bigger star than his twin ever was...

    He took a small camera disguised as a communicator from his belt and very discreetly photographed the comm badge. Then he quietly slipped away amidst the din of the alarms and all the sighing over what was playing on the screen....

  7. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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    ... stealing away in the nearest tie interceptor, the mysterious darth ningning pulled away from the grand moff's death star, while attempting to contact the emperor or his lackeys...

    ...meanwhile, on coruscant, the emperor had in his custody, the twi'lek jedi aayla secura, held fast by the dominatrix in her bikini...

    ... they attempted to interrogate the jedi...
  8. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    "Mistress Secura," the Emperor said, looking intently at the Jedi. "You'd better tell us what it is you know about Master Aids. Everything you know about Master Aids."

    "I know nothing!" Aayla said defiantly. The Dominatrix tightened her hold on her twin.

    "Oh I know you know a LOT about that measly Jedi. Now you will tell me all you know or you will suffer my wrath," said the Emperor.

    For the first time, the Jedi looked wary. She has heard of how the Emperor tortured his prisoners. Like the time when he held a bunch of Ewoks captive and he....
  9. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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    ...held a rubber duckie at gunpoint just for them to submit to his wrath.

    There was also this one time, at bandcamp, wherein...
  10. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    ... he lightning-zapped the girl with the baton because the band leader told him he can't do the baton twirling, and relegated him to just clanging the cymbals together. Which is just as well. When that many years old you reach, twirl a baton gracefully, you cannot.

    Mistress Secura decided she would tell them something about Master Aids. But not quite everything. She will hold out on that as long as she can to protect him.

    "Alright," she said. "I will tell you what I know. A few months ago, do you know how I actually met Master Aids? It was when...."
  11. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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    ...i was standing in line to get an autograph from the stormballs and hopefully a kiss from my favorite one, stormball small...

    ... when suddenly this jedi master grabbed me by the arm and without saying anything... he ...

    ... kissed me...
  12. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    "... and I swooned... it was like the Dementor's kiss, sucking all the life out of me... I fainted. When I woke up, I was in a room... the walls were all covered with posters... different Kamiseta posters featuring that Sith in leather.... I wanted to scream. I finally found my way out the door and found myself in another room. It was the Stormball memorabilia room. There were all sorts of photos of their appearances, different costumes and helmets. It was a Stormball fan haven. One photograph got my attention. It was Stormball One Size Fits All. He was...."
  13. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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  14. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    "... but Master Aids came in then. And all thoughts of Stormball One Size Fits All, and any other Stormball for that matter, left my mind. All that was left was Master Aids. That was when he grabbed one of the helmets, wore it, and started to...."

  15. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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    ... gyrate his hips erotically...

    ... and i started to feel this thing welling up inside me...

    ... something i have not felt in a long time...

    ... something i have not felt since i was young and naive...

    ... something i have not felt since...
  16. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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  17. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    The Emperor halted Mistress Secura's flashback.

    "What?!?! You were at bandcamp too?" he asked.

    "Yes," replied the Twi'lek.

    "What instrument did you play?"

    "I didn't play any. I was a majorette."

    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

    "My lord?" the Dominatrix asked in surprise. "Are you alright?"

    "Aaaaarrrrggghhhh!!! I DESPISE majorettes! I hate them! They are like animals! And when I was at bandcamp, I lightning-zapped them all like animals!" The Emperor was enraged.

    ...This is not going as I planned, the Dominatrix thought. She decided to alleviate the Emperor's thoughts....

    "My lord, we have to get back to the matter of Master Aids..."

    "Ah, yes, yes. Continue, twi'lek. What else do you know about Master Aids? And more importantly... was he ever at bandcamp too? Was he a majorette?!?!?!?"
  18. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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    "Yeah. We were batchmates, but for some strange reason we never got around to meeting him at the time. I remember him telling me that he was the ONLY male baton twirler there, but his fledgling career was put on hold due to this traumatic experience of his.

    "I'v noticed that he seems to be afraid of electrical outlets, though. I wonder why..."
  19. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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    ... he spent all his free time playing with his 'baton'...

    ... all day and all night, just sitting there with his baton in his hands...
  20. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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    "What's with the electrical outlets and the baton?" the Dominatrix asked.

    "I dunno," answered Mistress Secura. "Not only outlets. He's afraid of sparks, lightning bolts...anything electrical. Everytime I ask him what the problem was, turns catatonic. Clinging to his baton."

    All this time the Emperor kept silent.
  21. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    "Wow. I wonder why..." the Dominatrix pondered.

    "Anyway, ever since bandcamp, Master Aids has always been entertainment-inclined. And ah... inclined to... errr... exposures."

    "Exposures?" the Emperor asked.

    "Yes. He's always loved them majorette outfits, with the very short skirts and all. And lately, the Stormball costume."

    "Oooh. Exposure!" the Emperor commented shrewdly. "I like that."

    "I met him years later at one of the Stormball gigs. I knew it was him immediately. There was no mistaking him. I've seen him in the majorette uniform after all. And of course, there was that conspicuous tattoo on his..."


  22. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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  23. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    "Ack!" the Emperor made a choking sound. "And what was the tattoo?"

    "It was a name," Mistress Secura replied.

    "Whose name?" the Emperor queried curiously.

    "It was..."



  24. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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  25. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    "Pedro?!?!?"

    "Yes, Pedro. You mean you guys never saw it?" the Twi'lek asked, confused.

    "Well," the Dominatrix replied. "When he dances, I see the tattoo. But it wasn't Pedro. Another name was tattooed in its place."

    "What? Wow. What's the new name?"

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