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Discussion in 'Philippines' started by jedi_ginny, Dec 2, 2002.

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  1. StompboXX

    StompboXX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "..Pedrito."

    "Last time I saw it, was Pedro all over again, though," Mistress Secura said. "How will I forget that time? The night breeze, the stars..."

     
  2. jedi_ginny

    jedi_ginny Jedi Youngling star 3

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    ..the moon... and the other moon... and Master Aids, dancing away. All for me. My own private show....

     
  3. StompboXX

    StompboXX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "...of his films. Yes, he is a very good filmmaker, and can be counted among the likes of Carlo J Caparas, Rico Mambo.

    "He showed me this critically-acclaimed movie of his wherein..."

     
  4. Anakiningining

    Anakiningining Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ... it had him in the title role...

    ... it was a musical...

    ... it had master aids dancing...

    ... it had master aids singing...

    ... it had master aids stripping down to his...
     
  5. StompboXX

    StompboXX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    "...camison. And white at that."

    "You mean Master Aids gets to wear the fabled 'magic camison' of Philippine cinema???" the Dominatrix asked.

    "Yes," Mistress Secura respnded. "I have it, actually."
     
  6. jedi_ginny

    jedi_ginny Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "You do???" the Emperor asked excitedly. So excitedly, that if he were a puppy, you would have seen his ears perking up and his tail waggling.

    "Yes. But... I plan to auction it," Mistress Secura said.

    "What?!?!" the Emperor and the Dominatrix cried in unison. "Nooooooooo!!!"

    "Well, someone made me an offer I can't refuse. A certain Toy-darian.... He will be auctioning it off at his online store..."

    "Have to bid. Have to bid. Have to bid..." the Emperor muttered. "What's the URL?"

    "Well," Mistress Secura said, "You can always click [link=http://degs.cjb.net]here[/link] but it won't go up on auction for a while.... Wait a minute. What do you want it so badly for anyway?"

    ===

    *** ayan, advertising for toy-darian degs. heheh. but then, you don't believe the magic kamison will really be on auction there, do you? LOL.
     
  7. Anakiningining

    Anakiningining Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ... "why, i shall prance around in it!!!

    ... to let the galaxy behold in the splendor that is my wrinkled body...

    ... so that you and other denizens of this universe may bask in the dark side embodied by my physique...

    ... i shall wear that camison and nothing else...

    ... i shall rid myself of this unbearingly ugly cloak, and ...
     
  8. hat_tr1ck

    hat_tr1ck Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ...and give everyone a glimpse of my pink, wrinkled nipples through the sheerness of my camison!!!"

    After saying all those sleazy lines, he proceeded to...
     
  9. StompboXX

    StompboXX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ...undress anyway.

    Meanwhile...
     
  10. jedi_ginny

    jedi_ginny Jedi Youngling star 3

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    ... Darth Ningning was on his way to a secret laboratory where he planned to have his image of Captain Pao's unusual communicator analyzed....

    In the secret laboratory run by a short guy with a weird accent, Darth Ningning handed his secret camera to the short guy.

    "Here you go, Dex. See what you can make of that weird communicator."

    "I will see what I can do, Darth. But I will need you to keep watch and make sure my seeester stays awaaaay from me while I am working!"

    "No problem, Dex."

    After a few minutes, a triumphant shout echoes through the lab...

    "I have it! I have found it!!!!"

    "What have you found, Dex?"
     
  11. oneal

    oneal Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ... "i have found the solution to my problem!!"...

    ... "the one thing that will make my quest for knowledge complete!"...

    ..."that communicator that the captain is carrying comes from..."
     
  12. Anakiningining

    Anakiningining Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ... "Watto!!!"
     
  13. StompboXX

    StompboXX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Meanwhile, in the Great Hall of Justice...
     
  14. jedi_ginny

    jedi_ginny Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Jedi Master Aids suddenly apparated right in the middle of a Justice League meeting. Superman was taken by surprise that he....
     
  15. the_jedi_rainjin

    the_jedi_rainjin Jedi Youngling

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    ...dropped his super-elastic, red-colored, super waterproof, smooth and shiny....
     
  16. StompboXX

    StompboXX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ...trunks.

    And all of a sudden, Diana of Themyscira aka Wonder Woman, went "Oooh, Kal. Those are nice..."

     
  17. hat_tr1ck

    hat_tr1ck Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ...boxer shorts you're wearing underneath your trunks. So tell me, why do you still wear boxers underneath when you're already wearing your briefs on the outside?"
     
  18. the_jedi_rainjin

    the_jedi_rainjin Jedi Youngling

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    Superman cleared his throat. "I do, and this is an example why."

    Wonder Woman's brow clouded. "In case you get so happy, surpised and shocked and horny?"

    "Ye..er, no!"

    Jedi Master Aids spoke. "Hem hem."

    Wonder Woman laughed. "Wow, Aids, I love that line. Umbridge is so cool. And evil."

    Superman was dumbfounded. "Umbridge?"

    Aids giggled. "You haven't read Order of the Phoenix yet? Loser! haha! Spoiler king Aids will strike again!"

    "No, no spoilers! Give my kryptonite, but not spoilers!" Superman zoomed out of sight so fast he dropped his......
     
  19. StompboXX

    StompboXX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    ...cape.

    Which went to...
     
  20. hat_tr1ck

    hat_tr1ck Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ..that damned Wonder Twins' pet chimp, Gleek!
     
  21. Anakiningining

    Anakiningining Jedi Youngling star 1

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    ... who proceded to wipe himself with the red cloth...

    ... and danced around provocatively with superman's cape...

    ... bouncing around the room, effectively soiling the symbol of the last son of krypton...
     
  22. StompboXX

    StompboXX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jedi Master Aids turned on his green-bladed lightsaber to strike that dang-blasted monkey down. Then all of a sudden Superman fell to the floor, weakened.


     
  23. the_jedi_rainjin

    the_jedi_rainjin Jedi Youngling

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    Jedi Master Aids rushed to Superman's side. The latter turned to face Aids, his face contracted in horror:

    "No! Get away from me, Spoiler King Aids! And please...get that big shiny glowing thingy away from me, too!'

    "Kal.." Aids said, soothingly. he turned off his green-bladed saber and tried to comfort the fallen son of Krypton.

    "My wonderful cape..."

    "I will buy you one..."

    "No, get away! I want Marites! Marites!"

    "Yes, Ser Kal?"

    Aids fell back. A Filipina, dressed in the typical housemaid wares, strutted into the room.

    "Marites! My cape! Look!"

    "Ay, Ser Kal, you beg crybaby, lok, I just use Domex on thet cep of yours and it will be a bit pink, but smell pretty!"

    "Marites! Come here! I want my...."
     
  24. the_jedi_rainjin

    the_jedi_rainjin Jedi Youngling

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    ...rubber duckie."

    The maid obliged by escorting the crying Superman out of the room, all the time, muttering, "rubber duckie, I love you, rubber duckie..."

    Meanwhile, back in the Emperor's Deathstar, the Grand Moff was slowly, stealthily....
     
  25. rachel1013

    rachel1013 Jedi Youngling

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    ...polishing his shiny black leather boots using the hem of the Jedi cloak of...
     
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