Star Wars Fan Fiction Writing Game!

Discussion in 'Philippines' started by jedi_ginny, Dec 2, 2002.

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  1. hat_tr1ck Jedi Knight

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    OT: Errr...that should've been my post, not the Admiral's. I forgot to check who was logged on in her computer. Hehehehe...
  2. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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    ...Jedi Knight Azrael. Who he met while the Jedi was picking up girls in the Outlander Club.

    Upon noticing what the Grand Moff was doing to his cloak, Jedi Knight Azrael suddenly...
  3. the_jedi_rainjin Jedi Knight

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    ...took off his cloak, revealing a shining blue bikini, and proceeded to wipe the GM's boots himself.

    "I love you so much, Fafa, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    The Grand Moff was so pleased. He gently stroked Azrael's...........
  4. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    .... hair and said, "Stand, my faithful servant. You shall be rewarded for your loyalty. What is it you wish to ask of your Fafa Grand Moff?"

    Azrael replied....
  5. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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  6. hat_tr1ck Jedi Knight

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    To which the Grand Moff replied, "Who do you think you are? Persephone from The Matrix?!"
  7. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    "Errr... no. I'm actually Mr. Azderson!

    But you're changing the subject. I still want that kiss..."
  8. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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    ... so the grand moff put his hands on the back of mr azdersons head, and the other around his waist...

    ... slowly he leaned in, tilting his head slightly...

    ... his lips parted subtly, closer to mr azderson's...
  9. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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    ...and tried to smell his breath.

    "Nah, he isnt the One," Grand Moff said. And promptly let go of Az, letting him fall off to the floor.
  10. sunburstbeat Jedi Padawan

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    Jedi Knight Azrael sits on the floor, shaken by his master's rejection, hurt and shocked. tears begin to stream down his cheeks. but a glimmer of hope shines forth in his brain, and the kinky twinkle returns to his eye.

    he holds out his hand and says, "How about a dance, then?"
  11. oneal Jedi Knight

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    the Grand Moff is taken aback by the exquisite elegance of Jedi Knight Azarel, he takes his hand and then, Az bows slightly and takes the Grand Moff into his arms slowly twirling him in a tight pirouette, pressing his hips gently but seductively into the Moff?s groin

    the Grand Moff feels something welling up inside of himself?

    he moans erotically into Azrael?s ear, giving it a slight nibble?
  12. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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    Meanwhile, outside the great Hall of Justice...

    ...A Naboo fighter landed. The pilot, being a novice, didn't notice that he ran over a certain space monkey upon landing. He, however, felt that he ran over something and thought that he heard the sound of a certain space monkey getting crushed.

    "I have a bad feeling about this," the idiotic pilot said.
  13. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    The camera pans for a close-up and we see that the pilot is actually...
  14. BountyKnight_777 Jedi Padawan

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    a crazy old green imitation of Big Bird. They called him...

    GRIMLI!!!!

    He then stepped into the Great Hall and looked straight into the eyes of Azreal and said...
  15. must_kill_vader Jedi Padawan

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    "That Grand Moff is not who you think it is! It is actually my 3rd cousin's brother's friend's sister's classmate's neighbor's girlfriend's dad. And he is a Rodian! And they suck you so hard that you could be sucked in."
    Then Azreal said...
  16. BountyKnight_777 Jedi Padawan

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    "How do you know that?"asked Azrael. "It all started during the exact same time I hit that monkey. Wait a minuite! That's a monkey? I think I just got a Hyperspace Bingo!!!"Grimli exclaimed. "Anyway...
  17. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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    "azrael, you look so sexy"

    "i want to hold you, and touch you, and stroke you..."

    "take me now and ravage me as only you could!"
  18. StompboXX Jedi Knight

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    Azrael pulls closer.

    *camera fades to black*

    *fade in to long shot of the Jedi Temple*

    Meanwhile in the Great Hall of Justice...
  19. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    "Hey, I heard they were gonna make a movie about us." said Wonder Woman.

    "Another one? Sheesh. Who's directing? I'd prefer it if it was that bearded guy..."

    "You want Lucas to direct us, Batman?" asked Superman.

    "No. The other bearded guy. Steven something..."

    "Steve Sansweet?"

    "No, you dingbat! Ain't that Lucas' marketing guy?"

    "Oh yeah. Hrmmm. Well anyway, I just hope they give our movie a nice title. Not some weird one like... oh... The Creeping Fear, or something..."

    "Yeah. But who's directing?"

    "I have no idea."

    "I heard rumors, though," Green Lantern volunteered.

    "Really? Who?" said Batman interestedly.

    "Some indie guy named Joran Geektensen..."

    "Who the heck is that?!?" asked Superman incredulously.

    "Wait. I've heard that name before..." said Batman. "He directed that Star Wars fanfilm that won that Atom Films award..."

    "He directed Pink Five?" Superman was obviously very Internet Content-informed.

    "No. The one that won after that."

    "Oh. Are you sure he's directing us?"

    "That's what I heard...."
  20. bluejem3 Jedi Padawan

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    "I also heard that Kamiseta will be sponsoring our wardrobe", says Wonder Woman.
  21. Fleeboy Jedi Knight

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    ... And now a word from our sponsors:

    "We interrupt this program to bring you a special report. Kamiseta just announced it's bankruptcy due to a recent large and rather revealing bilboard that was seen along Edsa. Reporters are currently trying to locate the model who (under the influence of drugs) posed for such an ad, but he appears to be in hiding, although sources say he might be using an alias of Joran Geektensen as a cover up."

    ... Back to you, Wonder Woman!
  22. jedi_ginny Jedi Master

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    "Wait a minute! That's our supposed director!" Batman exclaimed. "Our showbiz careers are ruined!"

    Suddenly, the great doors of the great Hall of Justice flew open and in strolled....
  23. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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    ... direk joran geektensen himself!!!

    ... dressed all in leather...

    ... with his lightsaber hanging...
  24. sunburstbeat Jedi Padawan

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    ... upside-down.

    Wonder Woman stood in awe, her mouth agape at the size of his...
  25. Anakiningining Jedi Knight

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