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... losing control of....

 

his mental connection with the other Stormballs: the clones of Cholo Fett.

meanwhile, Darth Voldemort enlists the aid of his apprentice named...

 

... Darth Malfoy, son of a wealthy death-stick lord. He and Jedi Master Aids had a history. They were friends. But....

 

Darth Anakin Malfoy would rather wear leather than a paper mache helmet. Plus Anakin kept insisting on whacking off with his death-stick.

Therefore...

 

... he did! And Jedi Master Aids saw what Darth Malfoy did... And so did Mistress Secura. Which led Mistress Secura to....


p.s. Hey! I've reached 250 posts! I have 2 stars beside my name! Eheheheheh.

 

... jump in to Jedi Master Aid's arms to avoid the dark intentions of Darth Malfoy... surprised, Jedi Master Aids loses his balance and they tumble out the door into the meadow overlooking the Gigantic Waterfall... and Mistress Secura looks deep into the Jedi's eyes and says...

 

... "I hope you're not too frightened to tease a Twi'lek."

The Jedi Master was taken by surprise that he....

 

... pulls her closer to him, his body feeling her heart beating close to his chest, his lips moving closer to her own... the moment before they touch seeming like an eternity... then ... she screams ...

 

... "You're not Master Aids!!! You're... you're... you're JAR JAR BINKS!!! AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!"

....

Mistress Secura then felt someone slapping her face.

"Mistress Secura! Wake up! You're having a nightmare!" It was Master Aids, shaking her awake. She seems to have fallen asleep at the bar.

"It was a dream... it was all a dream," Mistress Secura mumbled in a faint voice.

"You were having a nightmare."

"I only dreamed it. Master Aids, I really wanted to...."

 

... to take you out to dinner, get to know the real man behind the Jedi...

I want...

 

Master Aids: "...to what, Mistress Secura?"

 

Mistress Secura: "... I want... I think I want to eat some roasted acklay. Dex serves that right?"

Master Aids was taken aback. He expected her to want....

 

... a back-rub, to release the tension, to relax her muscles, to soothe her nerves for the things they would be doing later on... together... to each other... to one another...

... disapointed, Master Aids turns his back from the Twi'lek and whispers to himself...

 

*you are a Jedi. you should be better than this*

Master Aids faces the other side, and his other personality takes over...

**no. you want her. you really do.**

*no. i made an oath to the Jedi order.*

**give in to your feelingssss**

*no. leave. now. and. never. come. back.*

**no.**

*leave. now. and. never. come. back.*

... and then there was silence. Master Aids turned back to the Twi'lek and saw...

 

"Dang. I have a bad feeling about this..."

Then he faced her and said...

 

...Aayla, would you like some sausage?

...Aayla, would you like some sausage?

 

... delighted, Aayla enthusiastically says "Yes of course" ... "as long as its your sausage"

... Secura approaches him and gently holds his hand, cradling it in her own blue-hued fingers...

...the Jedi Master's years of training had not prepared him for times like these...

 

so Aayla dragged Master Aids over to her apartment shaped like an elephant, and there Master Aids proceded to recite some poetry...

it goes something like this:

 

never knew i could feel like this
like i've never seen twi'leks before
want so badly to give you a kiss
everyday i love you more and more...

... and Master Aids sang that to boot!

Suddenly, there was a loud cry. Master Aids, lost in the moment, suddenly turned around and saw that Mistress Secura....

 

... had practically fainted at the soothing sound of his singing voice, her lekku had gotten caught in the electric fan... master aids rushed to help her, tripping over his feet he fell forward, his face falling right on Secura's two full, round, perky...

 

throw pillows, cushioning his fall. using the Force, Master Aids quickly untangled Mistress Secura's head tail from the electric fan.

Released from her awful predicament, the unconscious Twilek dropped to the floor beside Master Aids.

The bewildered Jedi then...

 

... stared at the lovely Twi'lek and debated within himself what to do.

After a few minutes, he decided to pick her up, and he laid her down on the bed. He sat down beside her unconscious form and...

 

... took advantage of her situation and unzipped his pants and quickly...

 

stared at her face...
he was enamoured...
...entranced...

his hand upon her face, his lips near hers...



suddenly, the door opened to reveal...

 

... Darth Malfoy casting off all his sexy leather clothing! So Master Aids...