Star Wars Gangsta Rap

Perhaps true, but the version we refer to is acceptable for all ages and is just a bit of fun.

There is a second SW Gangsta Rap that I can't link to cos it would get me banned for a very very long time. It's definitely more authentic though.

 

Yoda:

Im Yoda, Glad to know ya,
***incomprehensible***, I thought I told ya,
Dont be unwise judgin' me by my size,
You wont believe yo eyes, watch the X-wing rise.

 

Luke: Yoda!...


Why you bein' a playa hata? You know that I still must confront Lord Vada...



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Yoda: But Luke. Not ready are you.

 

Luke: But there's a city in the clouds where they're keepin' my crew..


A Jedi's gotta do what a Jedi's gotta do, and so Vada...I'm comin' for you...



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Luke: Yeah, thats right R2, I just set a new course. We headed fo cloud city. Mmmm...thats some mighty good gin and tonic. I should mix me up another.

Things about to get ugly...

 

*a fight ensues on Cloud City featuring Luke and Vader*




Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Vader: Impressive. Now release your anger. You must sense that yo freinds are in danger.

 

Luke: Owwwwwwwwww! Why'd you slice off my hand?



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

Vader: Its imperative that you undastand. Obi-Wan didnt never botha...

...tellin you about yo fatha.

 

Luke: He told me enough, he told me you killed him.

 

Vader: There is something I must reveal then.

I'M YO FATHA! (Im yo fatha!)
I'M YO FATHA! (Im yo fatha!)
I'M YO FATHA! (Im yo fatha!)
I'M YO FATHA! (Im yo fatha!)

 

And for the best part....


Han: Knock 'em out the box Luke, knock 'em out...

Knock 'em out the box Luke, knock 'em out...

Knock 'em out the box Luke, knock 'em out...

Knock 'em out the box Luke, knock 'em out...



Knock 'em out the box, Luke.



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day