Star Wars Haiku

A bright flash of Light
Destruction, Devestation
Alderaan is gone.

 

I'm not that good at this kind of stuff, but I'll try:

Luke and Vader fight
On the Death Star Palpatine
is watching them fight

Not very good, but it's the best I can think of.

 

Here are a few.

Jabba is so fat
His voice sounds like a big burp
I am sure he stinks


Stormtroopers are the
Worst shots in the galaxy
Despite Ben's praises


Luke got to grope on
Leia in her gold slave suit
Too bad they're siblings

 

I'm a laser brain
scruffy looking nerf herder
scoundrel with a heart

Dancer from the stars
Green skinned girl gets hearts thumpin'
Bo shooda Oola

 

Cold invading each
Pore. An old Jedi appears.
Go to Dagobah.

 

Will this thread move too
The fate of Haiku is dark
Bye OT forum

 

A long long time ago
In the midst was civil war
A great story starts...

 

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Kenobi he is,
he likes to call a lie a...
certain point of view!

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Discussion, this is
From a Certain Point of view
Just more creative

 

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Ewoks are so neat,
Jar Jar is even better,
Thank you, George Lucas!

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Lucas has described
Attack of the clones as a
Kind of "Love Haiku"

 

You know what this forum has been lacking lately?

Poetry!

So up you go!

 

A long time ago
before effects were master
Star Wars had magic


In more recent times
with technology his wand
Lucas broke the spell


If you disagree
then challenge my opinion
but use a haiku

 

scavenger i am
cruisin in my sandcawler
uttini! i go

my friend don't like you
12 systems we're wanted men
his arms on the floor!

beep boop boop bee boop
toot woo toot woo woop bee boop
boop be woop boop wooooo
(astromech haiku!)

 

Two men in a bridge;
dressed in black is the father.
Son falls, yelling no .-

 

Tall, dark and handsome
Majestic'ly hairy beast
Fashion belt gleaming

Migh-ty Chewbacca!
Who is grooming that fine coat?
Is it Han Solo?

Friend to the Ewok
Fierce foe to the stormtrooper
Bellowing growl cry

Travelling through space
Your mighty warble echoes
Warrior pilot

 

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Flashing blue saber
Hums in the quiet darkness.
Then the black lord strikes.


The youth stands alone
while two suns glow serenely
as they sink through space.


A tall golden man
totters through the battle dust.
The small droid rolls on.

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Ahhh, culture! Up!

 

I've found my home!!! I love writting Haiku.

The Jedi Council
Old and very wise were they
Yoda was greatest

Hmmmm, Always in mo...
Hard to see the dark side is
...tion the future is.

TFN Forums
A place where all speak freely
These are awesome

I can't decide if I should do a bunch of Star Wars quotes, or write about something else. I don't know. You people tell me what you think.

Mos Eisley spaceport
Hive of scum and villiany
We must be cautious

I'm baby sitting
People three times my age. Fun.
A story, Aunt T.!

Tam, blast it, don't do
What I say, do what I mean!
(I like Rebel Stand)

Well that makes this my
Favorite prison ever
(Can't you tell, hehe)

Crud, I'm running out of ideas, trying to get these quotes to fit is hard, but I'll keep trying.

I know something you
Don't, Pain drowns other people.
I just swim in it.

Another Jedi
He can lift really big rocks
Academy grad.

Everything I say
Everytime I ask a question
You will find no truth

Why do you tell lies?
I tell you nothing but truth.
I don't understand.

Sith Spawn Wedge! I was
Flirting with a nine year old!
*chuckling* So? *smile*

Carry two blasters
Admit to one, and shoot the
Guy with the other.

Clouded my mind is
Maybe I should do school
Nah, this is more fun

I will soon own all
All of the NJO books
They will all be mine

Here we write our thoughts
Here we laugh.. we cry.. and gasp
Here we are family

Woah, that was a little deep. Steering clear of that one...

Everyday writting
We come here to laugh, and share
We don't not have lives

Anyway, time for me to go, I gope more people come here, it's been very sparse I see.

 

*shameless upper*

 

Oh, well, nobody likes Haiku...

 

yoda my name is
judge me by my size do you?
kick your @55 i will!

haiku rulez!

 

Eat some juicy frogs
Feed dancers to your big pet
Good to be a Hutt

 

Hanging from a vain
Ben can't help, call your sister
Ah, foreshadowing!

Poor Wookiee alone
Luck for Luke, love for Solo
No kiss for Chewie

My favorite toy
Kevin Spacey is BoShek
Man I love my life

 

You rushed to face him
and unfortunate this is
not ready were you

 

wheezy evil dad
whiny, complaining brother
thank god for earmuffs