Star Wars Haiku

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by deltron_zero, Mar 28, 2002.

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  1. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    From Sullust he came
    He laughfs when sheilds are still up
    Nien Nunb is his name
  2. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 29, 2002
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    Like tobada gass
    was frozen in carbonite
    and sold to a hut
  3. deltron_zero Jedi Master

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    Feb 1, 2002
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    A jedi is born
    To protect the galaxy
    And live by the force
  4. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 29, 2002
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    Chewbacca is cool
    not just a walking carpet
    let the wookie win
  5. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 29, 2002
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    waiting in a line
    wanting to buy some tickets
    gotta pee real bad
  6. deltron_zero Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh] that's classic, i need to get back in haiku mode...
  7. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    Movies in New York
    Ten Fifty for admission
    man were getting screwed
  8. KongZilla Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 29, 2001
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    (Wouldn't you spend less on the Gas to drive to where movies are cheaper?)

    If that happens here
    I refuse to go at night
    Matinee is King!
  9. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 2, 2002
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    Star Wars fans kick ass
    (QuiGonTim is proof of that)
    wish we could get paid...
  10. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 2, 2002
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    if i had a dime
    for each time i've seen 'new hope'
    i'd have thirty bucks...
  11. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    when i saw A New Hope
    it was nineteen seventy seven
    those were the good old days

    (6/9/6 format - i beg forgiveness :p)
  12. hansoloschinscar Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 6, 2001
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    Han Solo the man
    Star pilot, smuggler, scoundrel
    His deeds, beyond all
  13. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 29, 2002
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    Boba calls him dad
    their family tree is a line
    Jango had no wife
  14. KongZilla Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 29, 2001
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    What is in this cave?
    I feel the cold stench of death
    Breath of my father
  15. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 29, 2002
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    Kong was that one about you or star wars

    Planet Daegobah
    were luke met master yoda
    dose not have tourists
  16. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    with my lightsaber
    i protect law and order
    i am a jedi
  17. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    Watto wasn't swayed
    by the old jedi mind trick
    he wanted money
  18. KongZilla Jedi Padawan

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    Was that a little too heavy for ya QGT? :D

    I see the speeder
    An easy target, for me
    What does Urgh want now?
  19. KongZilla Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 29, 2001
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    I sit patiently
    The 16th will be here soon
    NOT SOON ENOUGH, BUB!!
  20. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 29, 2002
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    Yoda fights Dooku
    or jar jar steps in poodoo
    Two will be better
  21. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    went to the museum
    to see the magic of myth
    I was blown away
  22. deltron_zero Jedi Master

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    another great one QGT, but maybe just a little spoilerific dont ya think? ;)
  23. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    sorry, I got carried away , and no one complained about the clone one, or the Jango one.

    Taun taun's in the snow
    smell better on the outside
    you might rather freeze
  24. QuiGonTim Jedi Padawan

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    The pit of carrcoon
    sits the all mighty sarlacc
    beyond the dune sea
  25. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    Yoda's very small
    but don't judge him by his size,
    size does not matter
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