Star Wars Haiku

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  1. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    Threepio heard screams
    "Oh, curse my metal body"
    he felt really bad
  2. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    almost crunched to death
    blasting ev'rything in sight
    that was some rescue
  3. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    I need your help Luke
    I'm getting too old for this
    The princess needs you
  4. Dal--Intrepid Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2002
    star 5
    Star Wars and Ebay
    A deadly combination
    Do you take Paypal?
  5. Dal--Intrepid Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 13, 2002
    star 5
    I've bought too much stuff
    Rooms overflow with Star Wars
    I can't find my cat
  6. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    those are awesome Dal--Intrepid!

    gamorrean guard
    slowly roasted in a pit
    tastes good with ketchup
  7. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    what a way to die
    if the stink didn't kill you
    then rotting sure would
  8. Kizakh Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2002
    star 3
    No please do not shoot
    Having trouble with your droid?
    Let's go eat some cheese

    -If Lando was a good host, "refreshments" would include some cheese

    Someone who loves you
    Put on a gold bikini
    Jabba ate a frog

    Gonk! says the robot
    Just a walking battery
    That likes to say Gonk!
  9. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    [face_laugh]

    Lando is the man
    Smooth like a Colt Forty Five
    It works ev'ry time
  10. QuiGonTim Jedi Master

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    Jan 29, 2002
    star 4
    Lando is the man


    The trash compactor
    Tenticle in wet garbage
    ohh Dianogga
  11. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    Yub Yub Chief Chirpa!
    you should not eat the rebels,
    they are here to help!
  12. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    that is not a moon
    it's a deadly space station!
    turn this ship around!
  13. Tobie_Wan Jedi Master

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    Mar 1, 2002
    star 4
    Tall, dark and handsome
    Majestic'ly hairy beast
    Fashion belt gleaming

    Migh-ty Chewbacca!
    Who is grooming that fine coat?
    Is it Han Solo?

    Friend to the Ewok
    Fierce foe to the stormtrooper
    Bellowing growl cry

    Travelling through space
    Your mighty warble echoes
    Warrior pilot
  14. Kizakh Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2002
    star 3
    Under double suns
    Lucky to be in one piece
    Ben, what is a duck?
  15. Tobie_Wan Jedi Master

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    Mar 1, 2002
    star 4
    Even in our world
    Everyone knows an ugnaught
    Little pig faced runts
  16. Kizakh Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2002
    star 3
    I had a girl once
    But she didn't like Star Wars
    But there's still Padme
  17. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    as father and son
    they could rule the galaxy
    luke would not be turned
  18. KongZilla Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 29, 2001
    star 4
    Saw the "Clone" trailer
    Got too excited too sit
    Don't want to see more
  19. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    the opening crawl
    i wonder what it will say?!
    i'm excited too
  20. QuiGonTim Jedi Master

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    Jan 29, 2002
    star 4
    This is TPM crawl, if it were done in Hiku

    A long time ago
    A galaxy far away
    This saga Began

    engulfed in turmoil
    The Galactic republic
    Taxing the trade routs

    Hoping to resolve
    Deadly battle ship Blockade
    stopping all shipping

    while congress debates
    Chancellor dispached Jedi
    Guardians of peace

    It sorta works?
  21. QuiGonTim Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 29, 2002
    star 4
    Your mind tricks wont work
    I am a toydarian
    only the money
  22. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    that's an excellent Haiku crawl, GuiGonTim!

    within my heart beats
    a count down to the saga
    how i love Star Wars!

    can you believe it?
    just barely a month to go
    i can hardly wait!
  23. Tobie_Wan Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2002
    star 4
    The fleet?s breaking up
    Go stand by the landing claw
    Wait for my signal

    Got to find safe port
    Here we go, stand by, detach!
    Float with the garbage

    You have your moments
    Not many, but you have them
    On to Cloud City!
  24. Tobie_Wan Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2002
    star 4
    Star Wars cereal
    Marsmallows and crunchy puffs
    And when done, blue milk!
  25. Kizakh Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2002
    star 3
    Time is going slow
    I have not Jedi patience
    Speed up stupid clock
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