Star Wars Haiku

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by deltron_zero, Mar 28, 2002.

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  1. QuiGonTim Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 29, 2002
    star 4
    Bought some cereal
    it's corn puffs and marshmallows
    But hey it's star wars
  2. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    ha! we bought some chips
    Anakin was on the bag
    no surprise inside

    :(
  3. APadmeClone Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 16, 2000
    star 1
    A long time ago
    In galaxy far away...
    (Cue the music now!)

    "Yousa guys bombad!"
    JarJar, it'd be best if you
    just curl up and die.

    Hayden Christianson
    is a really hot Jedi
    too bad he turns Darth

    Padme, someone is
    trying to kill you - but then
    there would be no OT.

    Chewbaca and Han
    never get to take a bath
    how smelly they are!

    Original and
    Special Edition; now
    Archival? ...Cha-ching!

    25 more days
    of writing silly haikus
    'til AOTC.

  4. JudroBathens Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2002
    star 1
    Chewie, is that you?
    Everyone's got delusions.
    Luke--a Jedi Knight?

    Rush the navicomp?
    It ain't like dusting crops, boy.
    You wanna float home?

    I'd let him have it.
    Annoying Wookiee's ain't wise.
    You might lose an arm.

    That is a good point.
    Just try a new strategy.
    Let the Wookiee win.

  5. JudroBathens Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2002
    star 1
    At last, the mighty
    Chewbacca (What a Wookiee!)
    Here's thirty-five grand.

    Fifty G's, no less.
    A thermal detonator!
    That's mykind of scum.

    Your mind tricks don't work.
    I killed Jedi back when it
    Really meant something.

    Mos Eisley Spaceport.
    A wretched hive of scum and
    Villainy. Watch out.
  6. JudroBathens Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 10, 2002
    star 1
    I serve Jabba well.
    Master--it's Luke Skywalker.
    You must let him speak.

    You weak minded fool!
    It's an old Jedi mind trick!
    You tail-headed schmuck!

    ***spoilers?***















    edit: Don't post spoilers outside of the PSA. [face_plain]
  7. SithLord_Kobayashi Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Apr 16, 2002
    Here's one:

    Revealed we are now,
    The Jedi will be destroyed,
    We shall have vengence.


    What d'ya think?
  8. QuiGonTim Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 29, 2002
    star 4
    Pando and wampa
    both of them have lost an arm
    neither one can clap
  9. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
  10. deltron_zero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 1, 2002
    star 6
    The movie is out
    Now spoilers are permitted
    Jango lost his head

    :D
  11. Kerr_Plunk Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 2, 2002
    star 6
    i'm upping this thread
    because there are so many
    excellent haikus
  12. QuiGonTim Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 29, 2002
    star 4
    A clone war cartoon
    By the samuri jack guy
    should realy kick but
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