Star Wars Haiku

Bought some cereal
it's corn puffs and marshmallows
But hey it's star wars

 

ha! we bought some chips
Anakin was on the bag
no surprise inside

 

A long time ago
In galaxy far away...
(Cue the music now!)

"Yousa guys bombad!"
JarJar, it'd be best if you
just curl up and die.

Hayden Christianson
is a really hot Jedi
too bad he turns Darth

Padme, someone is
trying to kill you - but then
there would be no OT.

Chewbaca and Han
never get to take a bath
how smelly they are!

Original and
Special Edition; now
Archival? ...Cha-ching!

25 more days
of writing silly haikus
'til AOTC.

 

Chewie, is that you?
Everyone's got delusions.
Luke--a Jedi Knight?

Rush the navicomp?
It ain't like dusting crops, boy.
You wanna float home?

I'd let him have it.
Annoying Wookiee's ain't wise.
You might lose an arm.

That is a good point.
Just try a new strategy.
Let the Wookiee win.

 

At last, the mighty
Chewbacca (What a Wookiee!)
Here's thirty-five grand.

Fifty G's, no less.
A thermal detonator!
That's mykind of scum.

Your mind tricks don't work.
I killed Jedi back when it
Really meant something.

Mos Eisley Spaceport.
A wretched hive of scum and
Villainy. Watch out.

 

I serve Jabba well.
Master--it's Luke Skywalker.
You must let him speak.

You weak minded fool!
It's an old Jedi mind trick!
You tail-headed schmuck!

***spoilers?***















edit: Don't post spoilers outside of the PSA.

 

Here's one:

Revealed we are now,
The Jedi will be destroyed,
We shall have vengence.

What d'ya think?

 

Pando and wampa
both of them have lost an arm
neither one can clap

 

up

 

The movie is out
Now spoilers are permitted
Jango lost his head

 

i'm upping this thread
because there are so many
excellent haikus

 

A clone war cartoon
By the samuri jack guy
should realy kick but