Star Wars haiku

Discussion in 'Atlanta, GA' started by Technoviper, May 7, 2002.

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  1. Technoviper Jedi Knight

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    Mar 12, 2002
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    Just to show you how bored I can get at work... :p

    Darth Maul whirls and spins
    Stong is he in the Dark Side
    Tattooed and deadly.

    Amidala, Queen
    Has now become Senator
    Nice bellybutton!

    Dark Lord of the Sith
    Hissing breath and black helmet
    and swirling black cape.

    Luke went to Bespin
    Against the will of Yoda.
    Give the boy a hand!

    Anybody else? Huh?
  2. Minacia_Brightstar Jedi Youngling

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    May 23, 2001
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    [face_laugh] I love it! [face_laugh]

    I'm not even going to try to compete against that. Haikus aren't my strong suit. ;)
  3. eem23 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 7, 2001
    Darth Maul whirls and spins
    action figure sales strong at toys r us
    but like in the movie, he is half off.

  4. FiorCara Jedi Knight

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    Sep 9, 2001
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    AY!

    Haiku have a five, seven, five syllable pattern.

    ~Caleigh
    (I'll write one later.)
  5. eem23 Jedi Knight

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    Jun 7, 2001
    dang it! o well, i posted that one in a hurry anyway.
  6. Technoviper Jedi Knight

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    Mar 12, 2002
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    Whether it fits the scheme or not, that's darn funny! [face_laugh]
  7. evilmac Jedi Knight

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    May 18, 2002
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    JarJar is EVIL
    Related to the Devil
    Nobody likes him
  8. AdamSelzer Jedi Padawan

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    May 16, 2002
    WARNING: very, very mild spoilers here. You can only fit so many into a haiku.









    warning again






    I line up all night
    It's very cold in the tent
    Bring me a TaunTaun

    Natalie Portman
    Has a great bellybutton
    he he he he he

    When Yoda took out
    that green lightsaber of his
    I about lost it

    Jar Jar Binks ought to
    be packed off on a mission
    out on alderaan

    when padme wears that
    white outfit that fits tightly
    her nipples stick out

    Count Dooku is
    just aboul "cool and a half!"
    Christopher Lee rocks

    These days Palpatine
    is a cool, cunning villain
    like Richard the Third

    That C3PO
    is a silly little droid
    he's beside himself

    I sit home alone
    drinking something that glows blue
    smoking my death sticks

    I don't say this much
    Normally, I love the guy
    but Ebert is wrong

    I can't afford it
    but still I hunt all day for
    the dooku figure

    Compared to ep 4
    her only other showing
    aunt beru looks hot
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