Star Wars Haiku's

Been bored lately, so I figured I'd post these. Would like to hear others if they are out there.

Boba Fett is dead
Blind man pushed him in a pit
Bad screenplay or what?


Yoda taught me well
Master of the lightsaber
Use the Force, he said


I hate Jar Jar Binks
Gungans are a stupid race
Be gone, okey day?


Darth Maul is now gone
So was he not happy here?
Did you see him split?


AT-AT's are coming
Look at their big metal feet
Squashed my snowspeeder


Young man, Boba Fett
Wears helmet of headless dad
What a morbid child!


Lightsaber is hot
It can cause some major pain
Have you seen my hand?


Ewok, oh small bear
Your sticks beat out laser guns
Skill or just blind luck?


Tauntaun loves the snow
Took young Luke out for a ride
It really had guts

 

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Lightsaber is hot
It can cause some major pain
Have you seen my hand?

Nice.

 

Run little Jawa
Dexter will make juice of you
which Obi will drink

Snow falls gently down
a bird sings in the distance
you don't want death sticks.


Hi there pretty girl
I am a big Star Wars fan
Please don't leave, come back.

 

I'd suggest you use this pre-existing Star Wars Haiku Thread.

And yes, I'm know I'm baised in this regard.

 

Padme is evil;
"We can't have this, Anakin...
...but stare at my chest."

Boba finds dad's head
armor still good for something
just needs new paint job.

Obi Wan captive
Old man walks in to banter...
"Did Gandalf send you?"

What's wrong with this world
a thousand jedi lose to
spider in red tights?

Han, sad he's captive
Lando tries to make amends
"Have another Colt."

Portman's agent fired
handmaiden stealing good roles
"Kiera Knightley sucks!"

If you were Jedi
and women challenged willpower
you'd be frisky too.

Fanfic writers balk
Lucas fines all who mock him...
Nobody untouched.

Yoda has big saber
Padawans whisper at night
"He's compensating."

900 years old
and still kicking Evil's butt...
"Duracell, Line one."

Special Editions
make my eyes bleed at times
Han shot first, you twit!

Don't tease mace Windu
he killed Jango with one slash
he's one bad mutha!

-All Haikus written by me

Chris

 

I'm Luke Skywalker
I kicked Anakin's Dark Side
...But I am still sweet

 

Chris,

Yoda has big saber
Padawans whisper at night
"He's compensating."


That one is hilarious!!!

 

Most hate George Lucas.
They all dis the love story.
But I think it's good.

Stop hating Lucas.
You should thank him for Star Wars.
We all owe him big.

Rick McCallum thinks you're seriously deranged!

 

Robfett kisses A$$
But none-the-less he is right
Lucas is the bomb


Natalie has a
nice...A$$k me no more questions
Tell Me no more lies

 

Hi there pretty girl
I am a big Star Wars fan
Please don't leave, come back.


Now that was funny.

 

I think they're all pretty funny

 

Sorry Mario
But our princess is in
Another castle

Oh...Star Wars haikus! Sorry!

 

Leia is a slave
Hot bikini wearing babe
Luke don't think that way

 

Jabba is a slug
Likes slaves in hot bikinis
Interspecies love?