Waco, TX Star Wars Humor

Ok, we all crack jokes and have fun with Star Wars. We all love to laugh out our love, Star Wars. So, what are some things that you'd change in the movies to make them funnier?

Here's my first thought (inspired by Rod's signature)

Luke: Never, I will never turn to the Dark Side, You failed your Highness, I am a Jedi like my father before me.

Vader: Actually, son, I was a navigator on a spice freighter. I never really became a Jedi. More like cool guy with cool stuff, you know. So, you see, the Emporer didn't really fail.

Kinda lame, but I thought it was humorous when it was in my head.... like so many things.

 

We could play Star Wars pants.

You take a line from SW and replace it with the word 'pants'

Yoda: Lost his pants Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

 

Lando: Han will get those pants down, we've got to give him more time

 

Look at the size of those pants!

 

Tarkin: Evacuate in our moment of triumph, I think you over estimated their pants

 

Curse these pants! I wasn't fast enough!

 

Owen: Well he better have those pants up on the south range repaired by mid day or there will be hell to pay

 

Vader was seduced by the dark side of my pants.

 

Greedo: "Tell that to Jabba. He may only take your pants."

Han: "Over my dead body."

Greedo: "That's the idea."

 

Obi-Wan: I felt a great disturbance in my pants. As if millions of voices suddnely cried out in terror and then suddenly silenced

 

Feel the Force flow through your pants.

 

well I couldn't find a pair of pants I really liked

 

Great Chewie always thinking with your pants

 

Um..yes....we've had a small pants malfunction. Large leak, very dangerous.

 

Pants we got lots of that

 

Great Chewie...always thinking with your pants

 

Yoda: Dangerous and disturbing, these pants are. Meditate on corduroys, I will...

Poggle the Lesser: If the Jedi find out what pants we're planning on wearing, we're doomed!

Lama Su: In addition to his pay, which is considerable, Fett demanded only one thing...an unaltered pair of pants for himself!

Palpatine: I love democracy. I love denim. The pants you give me I will take off when this crisis has abated!

 

"Will I ever see you again?"
"What do your pants tell you?"

 

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

 

Vader: That's it! My pants are there. Set your course for the Hoth System, General Vires...prepare your men.

 

General Tarkin! I should have suspected you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

 

General Tarkin! I should have suspected you were holding Vader's pants.

 

These pants are for the Republic.

 

Big Boss Nass : at the end of episode I........Pants!!!!!!!!!!

 

Vader: Luke....Help me take these pants off...