Waco, TX Star Wars Humor

Luke: "But you'll die."

Vader: "Nothing can stop that now. Just once let me look on you with my own pants."

 

Boba Fett: What if they don't survive, These pants are worth alot to me....

Vader: The empire will compensate you,if you pants don't survive....

 

Han Solo: "Wait Chewiee, Hey!!! Stop....Stop!!!!, The Pants, You have to take care of my pants...you hear me....

 

"Do my pants look so old to young eyes?"

 

Who more foolish the fool are the fool who pants him

 

"Now we'll never get my pants out of this slimey mudhole"

 

Ackbar: Our lasers cannot withstand pants of that magnitude

 

Try to get his pants down with your harpoons and tow cables!

 

"I thought it was forbidden for pants to love?"

 

The Emperor does not share your optimistic appraisal of the pants

 

But he asks the impossible. I need more pants.

 

Yes, I'm sure it's perfectly safe for pants

 

"RRRRWWWWWWLLLLL!"(Translates to "I need pants!"


"I've learned these pants before!"
"You haven't learned any pants anakin."


"I think it's pants"

"Evacuate the pants!"

 

Pants creating Pants. How perverse

 

No money, no pants, no deal

 

Jar Jar: Dellow felegates, meesa propose the Senate immediately pants da Supreme Chancellor!

Obi-Wan (handing pants to Anakin): Next time, try not to lose them...these pants are your life!


Mace Windu: Perhaps it is time to tell the Senate that our pants have diminished...

Yoda: No. If informed the Senate is of our short shorts, laugh our adversaries will.

 

We will do exactly as the pants have instructed. And you will learn your pants, young one.

 

Padme: "Ani, I just wanted you to know before we die; I truly, deeply, madly love.... your pants."

 

Mich,
I thought you loved obi wan's pants?

 

Well in point of fact I love ***CENSORED***, but the above was for Padme, and she loves Ani's pants.

Ani to Obi in the arena "yes, Master, we forwarded the message as you requested. Then we decided to come and rescue your pants."

Obi "Oh, Good job!"
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TW

 

I have a bad feeling about his pants.

 

As JarJar runs to the door "Obi, Meesa so happy to see yousa pants!"



(I'm having waaaaay too much fun with this...)

 

"I see great prospects for your pants Anakin. You are becoming the bravest of all pants."



that one's funny cause it's true!

 

I can't believe that Mark Hamill is already fifty one. I guess it's because he's not exactly in the public eye that I stil think of him as twenty one. He looks good though. Not Obi kind of good, michelle and elizabeth but doable.

 

pfffffft, sorry Kris, not my type - waaaay too old. I'll just stick to my Obi

OK from The ESB

Yoda to Luke on Dagobah: "Too old is he, flabby his pants are."

just in case anyone didn't get this one - I was thinking about when Yoda was explaining why he could not train Luke....