Scotland STAR WARS (in Glaswegian) line-by-line

Oh my good lord...a SW actor knows about this???

LOL

Excellent.

How cool is that ??

We'll have to remember General Veers when we do Star Wars In Glaswegian: Ra Polis Strike Back!

I don't know if he fancied it being a miniseries. He just was surprised/impressed and laughed.

Although I know he fancies something....me He even whispered it in my ear when we said goodbye. The man's old enough to be my grandfather, randy old man.

Yeah I was at Celebration II. It was held in the city I live, about 3 miles from my apartment. My club were the primary volunteers in the autograph area. All the people I sat with were Brits, so I had to watch myself. I started slipping into the accent, which isn't too hard since I lived with a girl from London for a year.

General Veers !?!
Shag him, for God's sake !!
If you don't want to, pass on his number and I'll do it.
I don't look too bad in a wig, you know......

Waht ever you say MrDD.

As long as i can borrow Obi-one-and-only's pink stilettos and push-up bra of course......

I'm not that desparate for a shag. I've got a boyfriend, and well a nice tall skinny version of Obi-Wan if I wanted I'm sure. *chuckles* Like I said, the man is old enough to be my grandfather. I've gotta have limits somewhere!

Sorry MrDD, these gadgets have a huge sentimental value so get your dirty scottish hands off them!

LMAO...what are yous like

(are yous missin me? )

Hmph

Obviously not then!

LOL

Ahhh, there you are Minx!
Wellcome back!

Welcome back, Cass! I missed you lots!

Hello all,

I'm new here; I've already posted this introduction on the Newbies topic on the main UK forum, so if you're already acquainted with me, my apologies. I'm in Glasgow, so I thought it a good idea to throw the post in here as well.

I can reassure you that although I am far from anal about the series (I have however, had several such dreams about Chewie), I suffer from a prolonged fascination concerning the more obscure - and indeed irrelevant - aspects of the SW universe.

I happened upon the site this afternoon during a particularly turgid lunch hour, and thus, was able to while away a considerable portion of time tickling my felch-end with all manner of whimsical and anal details pertaining to AOTC.

From my brief flirt with the countless forums, discussion groups and topic groups on here, it looks quite splendid - not elitist or sycophantic, but informed, articulate and above all, passionate.

Oh, here's that obligatory Q&A :

1) Name: M M
2) Age: Twerty
3) Gender: Male
4) Occupation: Journalist / Philanderer
5) Marital Status: Single
6) Kids: A controversial film; gripping, but ultimately unrewarding
7) Where are you from?: Rural Scotland
8) Non-Internet hobbies: Sitting in dark Parisian pubs and praying for the resurrection of Peter Cook
9) Fav. SW movie: The Empire Strikes Back
10) Fav. Non SW movie: The Wicker Man
11) Fav. Food: Scotch Pie(s)
12) Fav. beverage (non-alc): Tea / Irn Bru
13) Fav. beverage (of any kind): Morgans Spiced / Guinness
14) Fav book: Tropic of Cancer / Confederacy of Dunces / Journal of Albion Moonlight / Memoirs of a Shy Pornographer / Regeneration Trilogy / The Supermale
15) Fav. music: Mark E Smith / Ninja Tune / Prml Scrm / Rob Swift / Joe Tex / Aphex Twin
16) Fav. SW character: Shug Ninx
17) One thing about me no one here likely knows: The bodies
18) One thing that makes me happiest: Prozac
19) Thing that drives me crazy: Too much Prozac

I'll be standing in the corner should you want me.

I like how you assured us you were not anal, then proceeded to type the most long-winded, anally retentive post in the history of this site.
I'm being fascetiou I know, but I could not resist it.

Ah! "Marital Status: Single" . . . that explains it then.

what happened to the STAR WARS in Glaswegian?

Patience - for the Jedi it is time to think also

yes Master

aye
if Shuggy-Ninx can resist telling us his starsign, favorite breakfast cereal and last embarassing toilet-related moment, we might be able to concentrate on the first bikers' attack run on the mighty Death-Baw...

can I suggest we set up a new thread for posters to air their personal details in?\
Might be a laugh

But, in this thread, everyone kindly bugger off unless yiv got some quality Glaswegian Star Wars tae contribute............

made ya look !!!

ya wee scottish psychopath!




My Scottish is improving! At least i hope so.

normal 'Star Wars {in Glaswegian) service will be resumed when Padawan SDM gets out of jail.
Which will be quite soon - indecent exposure is no big deal these days, and the nuns aren't pressing charges anyway...

I heard they laughed more than anything else

Well two of the nuns fainted but the Mother Superior had a stroke

In truth, I have attempted to do the next instalment 4 times but each time my PC has crashed so I'm psyching myself up to do it all again. Soon though.

We will wait with baited breath, love. LOL

Y'all rock!! I can't wait to read more. I LOVE THE SCOTS. Y'all have the wickedest sense of humor...

Now if we could only get the word 'minger' introduced into the Yank slang vocabulary.

Jenni