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Discussion in 'EU Community' started by sarlaccpit_48, Jul 6, 2005.

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sarlaccpit_48 Jedi Youngling

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Jun 23, 2005

Just for fun who can think of some funny Star Wars themed insults.

Like, your mama's so fat she ate a Rancor!

sarlaccpit_48, Jul 6, 2005

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Darth_DSpice Jedi Knight

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Jun 3, 2005

You're Bantha Fodder

Darth_DSpice, Jul 6, 2005

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GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque Staff Member Administrator

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Nov 28, 2000

My favorite: You Rebel scum.

GrandAdmiralJello , Jul 6, 2005

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Agent_SkywalKer Jedi Knight

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Apr 28, 2005

Nerf Herder

Agent_SkywalKer, Jul 6, 2005

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Dev_Binks Jedi Knight

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Aug 7, 2003

Scruffy...

Dev_Binks, Jul 6, 2005

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EmperorSorridom Jedi Knight

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Apr 2, 2005

Schutta.

EmperorSorridom, Jul 6, 2005

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Lady_Jedi_Skywalker Jedi Padawan

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Mar 18, 2003

I often say "Son of a hutt" to my brothers.

Lady_Jedi_Skywalker, Jul 6, 2005

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CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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Jul 1, 2000

Jedispawn! (for the Sith and that era when the Jedi were outlawed and considered bad and evil )

CmdrMitthrawnuruodo, Jul 6, 2005

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BultarSwan Founder: Grand Rapids, MI FF

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Jul 5, 2003

Spithspawn! For...well...everyone.

BultarSwan, Jul 6, 2005

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Barbatis_Rahl Jedi Padawan

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Jun 30, 2004

Jedi pudu

Barbatis_Rahl, Jul 6, 2005

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ThrawnRocks Jedi Master

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Apr 10, 2004

Emporer's Black Bones, Batman!

Somhow I see Wes saying that

My favorite SW Insult is "Why you no good, scruffy looking, Nerf Hearder!"

ThrawnRocks, Jul 6, 2005

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Darth-Vassago Jedi Master

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Jun 28, 2004

"Feirfek!"
"E-chu-ta!" (not sure ont he spelling)
"Kriffing Sith spawn!"
"Frelling Sith spit!"

...That's all I can think of, at any rate.

~Vassago

Darth-Vassago, Jul 6, 2005

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Thrawn1786 Jedi Master

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Feb 8, 2004

"Bantha poodoo!"

"You're a wonderful human being"

Here's one that's not SW related, although Lucas had a little something to do with it:

"Your mother is a fraggin' ardvark!"- Labyrinth

Thrawn1786, Jul 6, 2005

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Skyvader Jedi Youngling

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Apr 14, 2005

"You overweight glob of grease"

Skyvader, Jul 6, 2005

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sarlaccpit_48 Jedi Youngling

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Jun 23, 2005

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" Qui-Jon Jinn

sarlaccpit_48, Jul 6, 2005

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Delta_36 Jedi Youngling

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Jun 3, 2005

slimeball & feirfek

Delta_36, Jul 6, 2005

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Stormtrooper_TK-421 Jedi Padawan

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Nov 29, 2004

Well, there was this one time when me and my friends were playing Republic Commando...

1st Friend: *mentions something about Nute Gunray*

Me: Your *mom* is Nute Gunray.

2nd Friend: Your mom *sleeps* with Nute Gunray!

...ouch. I'm still trying to cool down from that burn, there.

Stormtrooper_TK-421, Jul 6, 2005

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EmperorSorridom Jedi Knight

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Apr 2, 2005

Laser-brain.

EmperorSorridom, Jul 6, 2005

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CmdrMitthrawnuruodo Force Ghost

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Jul 1, 2000

You stupid gungan!

CmdrMitthrawnuruodo, Jul 6, 2005

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Darth_Ziantor Jedi Youngling

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May 5, 2005

"You mindless philosopher"

"An Ewok fights better than you!"

Darth_Ziantor, Jul 6, 2005

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Jaina Byrd Jedi Master

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Feb 21, 1999

May your padawan be left-handed!

(It's a curse because they traditionally stay at the right of their Masters, two steps behind... but you know, if they're left hand and just whip that lightsaber out in their left hand.... YEAH, anyway, that's one my friend and I made up several years ago.)

Jaina Byrd, Jul 6, 2005

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zit5us Jedi Youngling

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May 13, 2005

jar-jar

zit5us, Jul 6, 2005

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JediHobbit Jedi Master

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Mar 2, 2002

ouch

JediHobbit, Jul 6, 2005

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VadersMistress Jedi Knight

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Apr 7, 2004

May your padawan be left-handed!

Now that's funny!

VadersMistress, Jul 7, 2005

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Iron_Fist Jedi Knight

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Jan 30, 2003

"You're as butch as Luke Skywalker in Jedi Academy!"

"What a pathetic lightsaber you have."

"You've got about as much sanity as a bloodthirsty Yuuzhan Vong warrior charging headlong at an assassin droid... in space."

"Your brain is about as empty as Alderaan's weapon racks."

/lameness

I_F

Iron_Fist, Jul 7, 2005

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