Star Wars Insults

You sirrah are a putrid Dianoga, whose body hath not been showered for a period exceeding weeks! You pray on the helpless noses of the unfortunates who can indeed smell your odiousness, assualting their senses with BO that could lay Darth Vader to the ground! Are you not aware of the repulsive odors wafting from your form? Can you not take a shower?

Oh vile, intolerable, not to be endured!

 

"what a peice of junk!"

 

You remind me of a Hutt I once knew.

 

Is that the best you've got?

 

What's that fragrance you wearing? It smells like the inside of a Tauntaun!

 

Is that bantha podu on your face? Oh wait...

 

You could definately pass for a Wookiee.

 

Vile Gangster!

(Especially appropriate for Hutts)

 

That was your mother?! I thought that was your tauntaun.

 

You couldn't hit the broad side of a Talz!

 

It's "You can't hit the death star with a blaster at ten meters."

 

my rancor could eat faster than u!
your mom is such a jabbba
jabbba is your pimp
you're such a twiliek
i can spin my lightsaber faster than u can say...ni
(you're such a rare parrot teacher)hehehe

 

What a pitiful life form

 

Wow....

 

I've seen better biceps on a Hutt.

I find your lack of a belt disturbing. (I said this to my brother. He frequently walks around with his pants/shorts falling down - and shirtless, no less! *shudders*)

 

Uhm... no offence but... You spelt "lightsaber" incorrectly!

Here are some:

* "And this Jeedai brenzlit slave spits on the bones of your grandfather!" ~ Jacen in Traitor
* "Kanabar!" (It's just classic) ~ Ganner and Anakin in Star by Star
* You kriffin' son of a stormtrooper!
* How can a Jedi use a mind trick on you when you've got no mind to begin with?
* Kriff my Wookiee! (Ownage!)

And though it's already been mentioned, "Kiss my Wookiee" still has to be my favorite.