Lit Star Wars Is a-Changing (Bob Dylan song parody)

To the melody of The Times They Are a-Changin by Bob Dylan:

Come gather 'round people, for who would have thought
That Lucas was selling what Disney has bought?
Will they ditch the EU as some say they ought?
You know fans are already raging
That the love they invested will all be for naught
And Star Wars - will it be changing?

'Twas 'Seventy-Seven when Star Wars premiered
In those days "A New Hope" had yet to appear
Then Empire and Jedi did bring up the rear
The trilogy perfectly ending
But Star Wars ain't over, no, never you fear
The saga - it was just starting

Next Heir and the Glove would continue the plot
And one was made canon; the other was not
But bits of the Glove made it into the pot
For somebody thought it worth saving
That's why Star Wars canon's as big as a Hutt
For Star Wars - it was expanding

Along came the Prequels and Lucas declared
That Luke, though a hero, was only the heir -
That Star Wars was all about Ani's despair,
His fall, and eventual saving
His son's just a footnote, if anyone cares
And Star Wars - it was a-changing

The Sequels are coming - just look at those memes
Now is this a nightmare or every fan's dream?
But nothing's for sure till we see it on screen
Till then it's all just speculating
So let's cross our fingers till Twenty-Fifteen
When Star Wars - it may be changing


Sorry, couldn't help it. [face_apologetic]

 

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