Discussion Star Wars/I've always wished...

Take a scene from the Star Wars saga that you've always wanted to change, and tell us how! This should be fun...I'll start.

I've always wished that I could take that scene where Vader's clawing up the molten rock at Mustafar and add audio from one of the Terminator films. LOL

 

Hmm...

I've always wished that I could take the scene where Anakin is choking Padme, and make her reach for a blaster and shoot him. He was being such a jerk.

It would go something like this:

"Ack! Choke! Choke! Choke! Ack!" *Instead of reaching for her throat, like everyone else does, Padme reaches for her blaster and raises it* "Ack! Choke! Ack!" *BLAST, SIZZLE, THUMP!*

 

LOL, you could call that "Star Wars: The one that got away" haha


I wish that someone gifted with video editing would have Luke appear on the holoscreen in Vader's quarters instead of the emperor. Make it jump to the "Father..." "Son.." dialogue, and then have Vader's screen go to the Microsoft blue screen of death. Then cue the much overdone Vader, "NOOOOOOOO!!!" LOL

 

oh, changing a scene...dang, i'll probably change the whole story, turn it inside out and twirl it around and leave it in a dishwasher for an hour...

 

...and then it comes out looking like Chewbacca.

 

^ and smelling like Chewbacca

 

...must be Chewbacca.

 

The scene in which Palpatine reveals himself to Anakin as Sidious, and Anakin whips out his saber.

"Are you going to kill me?"

"I certainly would like to." A few seconds later. "Yes, I certainly am going to kill you, just like I killed Dooku on your orders." Snap, hiss, slash, decapitated Palps.

 

I kind of always wanted Anakin to do that too!

I've always wished that instead of interrupting Han and Leia's kiss, Threepio found something better to do. Like stick his finger in an electrical socket.

 

crazy idea (please please PLEASE don't hit me with a pan): Anakin, when he was getting married on Naboo, randomly falls off the balcony. Or maybe when Anakin was catching on fire in episode 3, R2 comes along and sprays him with a nozzle which he intended to be fire extinguisher... but he was nervous and used the wrong nozzle and squirted gasoline instead. Or maybe... perhaps... Watto randomly comes to Anakin on Mustafar and cheers him up with a broken droid... well, I guess I'm going nuts now

 

LOL that is too funny!

How about post Count Dooku, C3P0 comes up to Anakin when he's getting married, and says, "I object...Master Anakin stole my hand!!"

 

we should do a collab on that: The Truth Behind the Fictional Movie

wait... plot bunny...

 

I've always wished...

That as the Millennium Falcon flew out of the Death Star in ANH, Han, Luke, and Leia stuck their butts to the window and mooned the Death Star's crew.

Wow, that was random.

 

LOL That totally owns...

 

I always wanted to see one of the younglings in AotC hit Obi-wan in the back of the head with something as he turns to leave after discovering that younglings know what he couldn't figure out for himself.

So Obi-wan turns to leave, yoda by his side. "But Master who could erase something from the archives?" Boink hit in the head by random object and a muttered Dumbass. obi-wan turns towards the crowd of gigling younglings and raises an eyebrow and Yoda cackles out loud. "Oh master obi-wan, burn you good this young one has"

or something to that effect

 

I've always wished that when Anakin said he wanted to make his marriage to Padmé public, she'd say, "Okay, why not?"

 

Alright, those are both awesome.

Thorn: That's kind of what I wanted to do to him when I saw that part.

Kithura: Shouldn't it have been Anakin wanting to keep the wedding a secret, since he was a Jedi, and Padme wanting to tell everyone?

 

I wish that Padme had chosen to fight instead of giving up and dying of a "broken heart". I mean come on, she had just given birth to twins, who cares if her husband was dead! She's a strong woman. *sigh*

 

When Kenobi showed up to fight Anakin, and Anakin said, "you're either with me or you're against me" Kenobi should've just said, "Cool, so I'm with you! Can I get a Sith name too?"

Would've saved Vader a whole lot of pain.

 

there should be a funniest FFR thread contest!

 

I could mention like others here that the loss of Jar Jar would have been a joyous occasion. But, my wish is more serious.

ANH is perfect as it is...but...having just read passages from the ANH novel for research on my recent fic, I really wish they hadn't cut the scenes with Luke's friends in Tosche Station (ie, Camie, Tank, Windy, Fixer, Biggs). They showed how unappreciative they were about Luke's sense of adventure and would have made his heroics that much more heroic with Luke being discouraged all those years by his friends and his Uncle.
Plus, the actress who played Camie: HOT!

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I've always wished that when the Emperor started to use the Force Lightning on Vader, that Vader would just laugh and reply, "Yeah, but can you still do that while choking???" and then proceed to use the Force Choke on the Emperor.

 

Maybe Palpy, when he is on the pod on a podium, the podium randomly dies and Palpy either falls to his doom or he has to save himself with Sith techniques and then he is either dead or his cover is blown, and then the Senators and people all gang up on him and so Palpy is blasted so high he becomes space debris

or maybe Palpy manages to escape the Senators, but then he has to get a make-over and change his name to Greg to avoid death

plot bunny... *follows the bunny down a rabbit hole*

 

I want a PM if you ever get that Greg story posted.

Greg?

My lazy-ass cousin's name is Greg!

I've always wished...

That when Obi-Wan said "Don't try it, Anakin! I have the high ground!" Anakin had said "You know what, you're right. Let's lightsaber battle over here instead." *Obi-Wan follows*
Anakin: "Wait... what were we fighting about again?"
Obi-Wan: "I don't remember."
Anakin: "I have an idea. How about we both be Sith. I can be Darth Vader, and you can be Darth Buzzkill!"
Obi-Wan: "Fine, I'll be a Sith, but I want a cooler name than that!"

 

Awesome! And I agree, Obi-Wan would need a cooler Sith name.