STAR Wars Jokes

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Frankakin skywalker, Jan 10, 2013.

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  1. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    Dec 13, 2012
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    Everyone loves a good joke. I looked and, there is only a Episode 7 joke thread. So post a Star Wars joke about any movie. If you want, you can even do a EU joke. But i think we should stick to the Saga jokes. I'll get the ball rolling:

    Q: What temp. was the inside of the taun-taun?
    A: Lukewarm!
    Frankakin skywalker, Jan 10, 2013 at 5:52 PM
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  2. thesevegetables Jedi Grand Master

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    Your barista today is Admiral Ackbar. The special?
    It's a frapp!
    thesevegetables, Jan 10, 2013 at 6:11 PM
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  3. darthbarracuda Jedi Knight

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    Yo mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon, that's YO MAMMA!"
    darthbarracuda, Jan 10, 2013 at 8:38 PM
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  4. Darth_Nub Saga Manager

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    Q: How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?
    A: He felt his presents
    Darth_Nub, Jan 11, 2013 at 1:20 AM
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  5. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    Darth Vader is on the phone with Luke. Vader:
    "Hey son, i got you a lightsaber. Hey, you want to come to the Dark Side sometime?"
    Darth Vader puts down the phone. "I'm going to cut his hand off."
    Frankakin skywalker, Jan 11, 2013 at 2:29 PM
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  6. DarthBoba Movies Manager

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    Moving to SWC.
    DarthBoba, Jan 11, 2013 at 2:30 PM
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  7. VadersLaMent Force Ghost

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    You might be a redneck Jedi if you knew Leia was your sister all along.
    Last edited by VadersLaMent, Jan 11, 2013
    VadersLaMent, Jan 11, 2013 at 2:39 PM
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  8. Tevase2 Jedi Master

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    That awkward moment when you realise that the council was right about the boy being evil
    Tevase2, Jan 12, 2013 at 4:02 AM
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  9. VadersLaMent Force Ghost

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    What do you call an overweight tauntaun? A tonton.

    Why did Anakin flunk out of hairdresser school? He tried to keep people from dyeing.
    Last edited by VadersLaMent, Jan 12, 2013
    VadersLaMent, Jan 12, 2013 at 4:33 AM
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  10. Roberto Calrissian Jedi Master

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    Here's a joke the phantom menace *drops mic and walks off stage*
    Roberto Calrissian, Jan 12, 2013 at 10:33 AM
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  11. Frankakin skywalker Jedi Master

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    Huh? I don't get it.
    Frankakin skywalker, Jan 18, 2013 at 8:11 PM
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  12. TheMadHatter Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 16, 2009
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    I don't either :p
    TheMadHatter, Jan 19, 2013 at 12:15 PM
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