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Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Frankakin skywalker, Jan 10, 2013.

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  1. Frankakin skywalker

    Frankakin skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    Everyone loves a good joke. I looked and, there is only a Episode 7 joke thread. So post a Star Wars joke about any movie. If you want, you can even do a EU joke. But i think we should stick to the Saga jokes. I'll get the ball rolling:

    Q: What temp. was the inside of the taun-taun?
    A: Lukewarm!
     
  2. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

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    Your barista today is Admiral Ackbar. The special?
    It's a frapp!
     
  3. darthbarracuda

    darthbarracuda Jedi Knight star 3

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    Yo mama so fat, Ben Kenobi said "That's no moon, that's YO MAMMA!"
     
  4. Darth_Nub

    Darth_Nub Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Q: How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan Kenobi was getting for Christmas?
    A: He felt his presents
     
  5. Frankakin skywalker

    Frankakin skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    Darth Vader is on the phone with Luke. Vader:
    "Hey son, i got you a lightsaber. Hey, you want to come to the Dark Side sometime?"
    Darth Vader puts down the phone. "I'm going to cut his hand off."
     
  6. DarthBoba

    DarthBoba Manager Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Moving to SWC.
     
  7. VadersLaMent

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    You might be a redneck Jedi if you knew Leia was your sister all along.
     
  8. Tevase2

    Tevase2 Jedi Knight star 1

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    That awkward moment when you realise that the council was right about the boy being evil
     
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  9. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent 2017 Celebrity Deathpool Winner star 10

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    What do you call an overweight tauntaun? A tonton.

    Why did Anakin flunk out of hairdresser school? He tried to keep people from dyeing.
     
  10. Roberto Calrissian

    Roberto Calrissian Jedi Knight star 4

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    Here's a joke the phantom menace *drops mic and walks off stage*
     
  11. Frankakin skywalker

    Frankakin skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    Huh? I don't get it.
     
  12. TheMadHatter

    TheMadHatter Jedi Knight star 4

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    I don't either :p
     
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