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Can you make up a lyrics that are Star Wars related to any old song?

Let us find out. Someone suggests a song and you can take any verse or chorus and make up new lyrics.

Example: Foreigner - Hot Blooded
Well, I'm a darksider, check it and see
I got a Midi-chlorian count of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than force choke?
I'm a darksider , I'm a darksider

You don't have to read my mind, even though you can
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you're doin' after the lightsaber battle

OK, the last verse was kind of weak but you get the point.

Now here we go!

 

This one is for X: Young MC - Bust A Move

 

I like this idea. I also like the idea of X bustin' a rhyme....


Four and three and two and one
When X's is on the mic, the suckas run....

 

Bust it

This here's a tale for all the Jedi fellas
Try to do what the Council tells us
Get shot down cause you're over zealous
Get too good and other padawans get jealous

Ok smarty, go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin' body,
A Twi'lek walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
But the Code keeps you celebate like you was poindexter.

Next day's function, high class luncheon.
Food is served, and you're stone cold munchin'.
Music comes on, people start to dance,
But Jedi don't dance, they don't even wear pants.

A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin',
Sits down next to you and starts talkin'.
Says she wanna dance cuz she likes to groove,
So come on, Fisto, and just bust a move .

 

Brilliant!!!

Especially,

A Twi'lek walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
But the Code keeps you celebate like you was poindexter.

 

I see a rival to Fett's Vette in the making!
That was sweet!

Anyone else have a suggestion for a song?

 

to The Who's "The Seeker" (play this YouTube vid in background for the accompanying music)


I've looked in the Core
I've looked in the Outer Rim
I've tried to find an apprentice
And settled on young Anakin

CHORUS
They call me a Sith Lord
I've been searching low and high
I won't get to rule the galaxy
Until I kill all the Jedi

I asked Darth Maul
I asked Count Dooku
I sort of asked General Grevious
They all turned out to be poodoo

CHORUS

People tend to like me
Cause I bring order and peace
As clones ransack the Temple
They want to shake my hand

Focusing on power
Corrupting the Senate
I'm a Sith Lord
I'm a really dangerous man

I won't get to rule the galaxy
Until I kill all the Jedi

I learned how to use Force lightning
Yeah, but look at my face, you'd never know
I'll be happy when the Jedi are gone
It'll just take a little time
For now I'll just be Chancellor Palpatine

I'm looking for power
You're looking for peace
We're looking at each other
Jar Jar, propose the amendment for me

CHORUS

 

Have you been playing Guitar Hero?

 

No one here appreciates brilliance when they see it.

 

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that Jedi.
His head is so bald.
He looks like one of those rap guys.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to him, because,
He looks like a total gangster, 'kay?
I mean, his head, is just so bald.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
He's just so ... black!

I like bald heads and I can not lie
You other sisters can't deny
That when a jedi walks in with a saber on the belt
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna check your makeup
'Cause you notice that head was waxed
Fine in the robe he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh Windu, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homegirls tried to warn me
But that dome you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Head-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Speeder?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average homie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
He's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' mullets are the thing
Take the average padawan and ask her that
He gotta pack pack bic
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah!)
Has your boyfriend got the dome? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shave it!) Shave it! (Shave it!)
Shave that shiney head!
Jedi got black!

 

This thread is dangerously close to exposing us as geeks.