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Discussion in 'Mid West Regional Discussion' started by BaseDeltaZero, Jan 9, 2009.

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  1. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    Can you make up a lyrics that are Star Wars related to any old song?

    Let us find out. Someone suggests a song and you can take any verse or chorus and make up new lyrics.

    Example: Foreigner - Hot Blooded
    Well, I'm a darksider, check it and see
    I got a Midi-chlorian count of a hundred and three
    Come on baby, do you do more than force choke?
    I'm a darksider , I'm a darksider

    You don't have to read my mind, even though you can
    Honey you oughta know
    Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
    I wanna know what you're doin' after the lightsaber battle

    OK, the last verse was kind of weak but you get the point.

    Now here we go!
     
  2. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    This one is for X: Young MC - Bust A Move
     
  3. TAUNTAUN_WE

    TAUNTAUN_WE Jedi Master star 4

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    I like this idea. I also like the idea of X bustin' a rhyme....


    Four and three and two and one
    When X's is on the mic, the suckas run....
     
  4. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Bust it

    This here's a tale for all the Jedi fellas
    Try to do what the Council tells us
    Get shot down cause you're over zealous
    Get too good and other padawans get jealous

    Ok smarty, go to a party
    Girls are scantily clad and showin' body,
    A Twi'lek walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
    But the Code keeps you celebate like you was poindexter.

    Next day's function, high class luncheon.
    Food is served, and you're stone cold munchin'.
    Music comes on, people start to dance,
    But Jedi don't dance, they don't even wear pants.

    A girl starts walkin', guys start gawkin',
    Sits down next to you and starts talkin'.
    Says she wanna dance cuz she likes to groove,
    So come on, Fisto, and just bust a move .
     
  5. TAUNTAUN_WE

    TAUNTAUN_WE Jedi Master star 4

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    Brilliant!!!

    Especially,

    A Twi'lek walks by, ya wish ya could sex her,
    But the Code keeps you celebate like you was poindexter.
     
  6. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    I see a rival to Fett's Vette in the making!
    That was sweet!

    Anyone else have a suggestion for a song?
     
  7. TAUNTAUN_WE

    TAUNTAUN_WE Jedi Master star 4

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    to The Who's "The Seeker" (play [link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFZHWGUz-t8&feature=related]this[/link] YouTube vid in background for the accompanying music)


    I've looked in the Core
    I've looked in the Outer Rim
    I've tried to find an apprentice
    And settled on young Anakin

    CHORUS
    They call me a Sith Lord
    I've been searching low and high
    I won't get to rule the galaxy
    Until I kill all the Jedi

    I asked Darth Maul
    I asked Count Dooku
    I sort of asked General Grevious
    They all turned out to be poodoo

    CHORUS

    People tend to like me
    Cause I bring order and peace
    As clones ransack the Temple
    They want to shake my hand

    Focusing on power
    Corrupting the Senate
    I'm a Sith Lord
    I'm a really dangerous man

    I won't get to rule the galaxy
    Until I kill all the Jedi

    I learned how to use Force lightning
    Yeah, but look at my face, you'd never know
    I'll be happy when the Jedi are gone
    It'll just take a little time
    For now I'll just be Chancellor Palpatine

    I'm looking for power
    You're looking for peace
    We're looking at each other
    Jar Jar, propose the amendment for me

    CHORUS
     
  8. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    Have you been playing Guitar Hero?
     
  9. TAUNTAUN_WE

    TAUNTAUN_WE Jedi Master star 4

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    No one here appreciates brilliance when they see it.

    :cool:
     
  10. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that Jedi.
    His head is so bald.
    He looks like one of those rap guys.
    But, you know, who understands those rap guys?
    They only talk to him, because,
    He looks like a total gangster, 'kay?
    I mean, his head, is just so bald.
    I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
    out there, I mean - gross. Look!
    He's just so ... black!

    I like bald heads and I can not lie
    You other sisters can't deny
    That when a jedi walks in with a saber on the belt
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna check your makeup
    'Cause you notice that head was waxed
    Fine in the robe he's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh Windu, I wanna get with you
    And take your picture
    My homegirls tried to warn me
    But that dome you got makes me so horny
    Ooh, Head-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Speeder?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average homie
    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    He's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' mullets are the thing
    Take the average padawan and ask her that
    He gotta pack pack bic
    So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah!)
    Has your boyfriend got the dome? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shave it!) Shave it! (Shave it!)
    Shave that shiney head!
    Jedi got black!
     
  11. TAUNTAUN_WE

    TAUNTAUN_WE Jedi Master star 4

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    This thread is dangerously close to exposing us as geeks.
     
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