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Xanatos looked out from underneath the table.

"Snowed in? All right!" he cheered and got up.

"Come on, sweetheart. We need to get cleaned up," Xan said as he helped Mal up.

"You are not taking her back to our room," Luke warned, trying to wipe the oatmeal from his eyes.

Xanatos looked at him strangely, "Get your mind out of the gutter, Skywalker. I am walking her to her room, then going back to mine."

They then walked off.

 

Kyp grinned evily as he turned to Clara. "Snowed in, hmm? Just think Clara, you're stuck with me."

"Don't remind me." Clara glared at him. "I have enough trouble sleeping, knowing that you are under the same roof already."

His grin widened. "You know, perhaps if I kept you company of a night-"

"Don't even think it, Durron."

 

UP!!!!!

 

Where did everyone go?

 

Clara dropped herself down in front of the holonet and checked the guide, a grin spreading across her face. Mates, hmm? Reruns. I hope they show the one where Chandor and Menica get engaged. Oh perhaps the one with all the flashbacks. Or even the one where Chandor watches a video thinking it was porn, but it turned out to be a video of Phoeba's which she was going to lend to Rechal.

She checked what followed 'Mates'. Malcon in the Middle. Followed by a movie: Happy Killmore, then the premier of MIB. Wow!

She switched it on and settled into watching the shows when Kyp stole the remote, changing the channel. He grinned.

"Hey guys! The Celebrity Death Matches are on!"

There was the sound of pounding feet and soon the room was filled with males, leaping into seats. Clara stood, hands on hips, looking down at Kyp.

"Well excuuuse me!" She said sarcastically. "But I do believe I was here first."

Kyp looked up at her. "Why not use your holonet."

"Because I vividly remember you using the Force to blow it up because Luke beat you at Podracing."

Kyp frowned. "Yeah, well that's because I should have won. My pod was bigger."

"My pod was faster." Luke chimed in.

Kyp glared at him. "Sebulba always wins."

Luke grinned. "A kid carries less weight."

Clara rolled her eyes. "I give up. If you want me, I'll be hitting my head against a brick wall."

Kyp smiled. "Once this is over, I'll come watch."

Clara strode from the room. "Men."

 

Hmm, this looks interesting. Is it too late for me to pop up with my original character?

 

Just jump in. We really need to get this thread moving again.

 

Well... with it snowed in it makes it difficult to make a entry, but I got an idea...

Oh, and Ibram Gaunt is half-chiss. Blue skin and the glowing red eyes.
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Ibram Gaunt stood up from the kitchen table, he'd been lucky that he was not noticed during the food fight. How that was possible he still didn't know as he was supposed to report to the garrison in a couple of hours so he ate his breakfast in his stormtrooper armor. But now that it was snowed in he couldn't report in. He turned and headed up to his room to change out of the armor and to call up his sergent.

On his way he passed by Clara who was glowring over something, 'Morning Clara.'

Ibram walked up the stairs and opened the door to his room. It was a clean and tidy room, except for the hundreds of miniature stormtroopers that made up his Imperial Army in his miniature wargaming hobby. Ibram closed the door behind him and locked it as he began to change. Once he was finished changing he placed it in the safe box where no one could get to it, except him. He changed into some long pants and his 'Imperial Army' t-shirt and then headed out the door and down the steps.

Once at the bottom he shook his head at Kyp who was cherring at something on the holonet. Ibram then decided to go back up stairs and paint some more of his miniatures.

 

Heheeee. time to introduce the TRUE scoundrel.

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Han walked out of his room late. very late.
//If Kyp ate all the food, im callin' Chewie// he thought as he walked into the kitchen. //Dang, what a mess. oh, well, i'll let the force users clean, they'l get it done sooner.// Han looked out the window to check on the falcon.//WHAT THE!!SNOWED IN?Oh, Great!// Han was mad. This was the last day of his deadline for Jabba! if he didn't pay off jabba the hut he was a dead man.

" LUKE! GET THE SHOVELS!"

 

"Not now, Han!" Luke yelled back from his chair near the holo.

Xanatos looked out from a nearby room, having come back showered and dressed, but now having lipstick marks upon his handsome face.

"You don't have to yell, Solo, just ask," Xanatos said, and waved his hand, sending a shove aimed at Han's head.

Han ducked at the last moment, and then glared at Xanatos as he stood.

Xanatos grinned, then yelled, "Attenction to the following people! Ani, my fellow soon to be dark sider, Luke, freaken middle person chose for Sith's sake!, Obi, my dear friend and light weirdo, and as always, to my dear loving Sithly Master, Qui-gon. If any of you care to join me this evening, I plan to go out and party! As soon as Solo clears the driveway! Oh, and if any others wish to join, except Kyp, I don't need you eating through my bank account, dark sider wannabe! To the rest, come if you want, stay if you want! Thats all!"

A slender hand then dragged him back into the room and shut the door.

 

thats it?
*****
Han grabbed the shovel and a baking pan. he sneaked over to xani's room, and slamed the shovel against the pan.
CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!

everyone in the house heard the BUMP come from his room, most likely from one of the to love birds falling on the floor.
Han tossed the items to Luke."Here kid." he stood off to the side.

"SOLO!" Xanatos roared as he ran out in his lightsaber designed boxers.He seemed shocked when he saw Luke holding the shovel and pan.
"luke? why?"
Han sneaked into Xanatos'now empty room.
Luke couldn't resist,"Nice boxers,Xani."

 

'No thanks Xan. Last time I went to one of your parties I woke up.... Ah feth it, replied Ibram as the door closed. Ibram then went back to highlighting the Stormtroopers.

After he finished putting the highlights on the Stormtrooper's armor he put his paints away and then cleaned up his brushes and headed down stairs.

 

Han came back out of Xani's room with his hands behind his back,watching Xanatos getting ready to dismember luke."hehe"Xanatos turned around quickly
"Solo, what you got there?" Xani said nervously, already knowing.
"Oh, Just a little black book,from your room."

everyone in the room giggled.Mal looked angrily at Xani.Han solo started reading.

"1.Mal 2.some girl i piccked up on tatooine
3.Kyp's Mama 4.Leia Organa.Hey wAit A MINUTE! XANATOS! I'm GONNA WRING YOUR NECK!"

"YOU!? I'M GONNA WRING [i/]YOUR [/i] neck, YOU SCRUFFY LOOKING NERFHERDER!"

"Who's Scruffy-looking?"

 

I said I would post and left on vacation!!!!! ERK! Sorry!
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Obi-Wan seemed deep in thought for a moment, then shook his head firmly. "Nope. No go. I would do almost anything to get out of this place. Almost. But going with Xani on one of his parties....nuh-uh. Not happening."

Luke looked over. "Why not?"

Obi-Wan glared a mometn, then his eyes cleared. "Oh, ya, you weren't here at the time, were you? ....well, uh..."

Anakin grinned from ear to ear. "Xanatos got him drunk and into a dress last time!"

Obi-Wan glared at him as a few people broke out laughing at the memory. "What can I say? Xani has it in for me..." He growled angrily.

Xanatos laughed hard from the other room, though his laughs were muffled.

Cadora smiled. "Well, I'm going."

Obi-Wan looked up quickly at hi9s girlfriend. "What?"

Cadora smiled wider. "Ani, will you take me?"

Anakin smiled. "Well, I was going to take Padme, but..."

Cadora grinned. "Is there a law against taking two girls?"

"Nope!" Anakin smiled, loving every minute of it.

Obi-Wan was pouting. "You're a brat, Cadora."

Cadora feigned innocence. "Well, if you won't go, I need an escort, don't I?"

Obi-Wan grumbled something unintelligible. "Alright, but you're still a brat."

Cadora clapped her hands happily and sat on his lap, bestowing a kiss on the irritated Jedi. "Aww..." She giggled.

Obi-Wan fought down a smile. "A beautiful brat. That better?"

Cadora nodded, burrowing her head into him. "Uh-huh!!"

Obi-Wan groaned. "I'm gonna regret this."

Anakin, meanwhile, looked perplexed. "Hey, where is Padme anyway?"

Shrugs went around the room and Anbakin leaped up to find her.
*****
Somebody jump in!

 

Suddenly Xanatos turned icey calm.

"You know, Solo, you are quiet pathetic. No wonder Leia was intrested in a guy like me. Considering Jabba has more class then you. But that matter aside, rather childish of you to try to blame Luke for that stupid little trick. The little light sider couldn't even consider it, as he knows what I shall do to him when he gets back to our room tonight," Xanatos paused, and smiled grimly, "But I should expect something like this. And these? My real boxers, far from it! A bit tasteless, I know, but Mal only got to my shorts before you interupted us, not that we were going all that far" he paused again, and flexed his hand, "But enough play time, its time to end this."

And with that he clenched his fist together. Han started to claw his throat as invisible hands closed his air ways.

"Xan, I'm sure he wasn't trying to be a nusence," Luke said, trying to calm the dark Jed down.

"Oh, I am sure he wasn't. Rather pathetic tries really, I would expect it more from a ten year old kid," Xanatos said, watching as Han's skin turned from red, to faint purple, to a grayish blue, "I think this fool has learned his lesson."

Xanatos then flung his hand out, thus sending Han crashing through the window into the snow. He then turned to Mal, who stood with slight fire in her eyes.

"Listen, darling. He got my address book, my fake little black book. I burned the real one when I asked you to marry me," he said softly, and kissed her hand gently.

"I know, I watched you do it. But he had me worried for a moment. Why do you have a fake one?" she asked.

"To keep idoits like him guessing. I have done many horrible things in my life, Mal, but I would never cheat on you," he whispered.

She smiled and nodded, putting a hand to his cheek, "Lets go inside and you had better put your pants back on hot shot. Just because I turned up the heater a bit doesn't mean you can wear your summer shorts around the place."

She giggled, and pulled him back into the room. The lock clicked behind them.

 

Clara, of course, got suck with cleaning up the kitchen. As she wiped down the table, she smiled as she heard the names being read from Xanatos's book.

He'll never get me on that list of his.

//But maybe I can get you onto mine.

Spinning, Clara glared as Kyp walked into the room. "Stay out of my head, Durron."

He smiled. //But I like it in here. Lots of nice, raunchy thoughts. Hey! Check out this one! I can't believe you liked Luke! And what about this one! How could you...

Clara grinned as he stopped dead, a shocked look on his face. "What's the matter Durron? A little too raunchy?"

He glared. "You're sick."

"I know." She tossed the cloth onto the table and stepped toward him. "Didn't like what you saw? I though you liked porn?"

"I do. It's just that..."

Clara rolled her eyes. "Oh come on Kyp. Do you think I hadn't noticed the fact that you've been flirting with me for the passed month."

"Well, no..."

She smiled. "Well now you know."

He grinned, stepping over to her. Wrapping her in his arms, he kissed her. She kissed him back just as furiously. Leaning her over, Clara's knees caught on the table, and they both fell back onto it.

Stepping in, Han saw them "Get a room!"

 

" get a room!" han teased as he tryed to find ice for his throat.

"Make..Us!" Kyp replied between kisses from Clara.

"Lovebirds. WHo understands 'em?" //You do idiot!// he told himself.?//Xanatos better watch his step.wait a minute,thats a good idea.if only luke had the guts.//

//For What?//he clearly heard luke say.
"LUKE! STOP READING MY MIND!"

//But it's so easy!//

"OKAY KID! YOU WANT TO READ MY MIND? HERE YA GO!" han yelled as he thought of the most disgusting thing he could think of:Xanatos kissing Gardulla the Hutt!but instead of hearing an 'EEWWW' from luke, he heard every force user in the house laughing, execpt for Xanatos.

"Solo, you are funny! Weird, but funny!" Mal called out.
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Note:i would appreciate it if everyone exept luke,(or leia if someone decides to put her in the mix) refer to han as 'Solo'. but thats just my take on the subject.

 

Ibram looked around as everyone seemed to be laughing at something, but what it was he didn't know. And to be perfectly honest he didn't want to know.

Ibram slid past the pair on the table and grabbed a drink from the 'fridge. He closed the door to the fridge and then headed back up the stairs to his room. Once in the room he turned on the stero and began to play The Imperial March with the volume turned up half way. He laid down on the bed and opened up a book and began to read.

 

"SOLO!"Xanatos called out for the second time in as many minutes.

"What?" Han anwsered innocently.

"Your BANTHA FODDER!!" he yelled back, and the sound of a lightsaber ignighting was heard.

"Hey Luke," Han called out calmly.
Xanatos entered the kitchen, eyes flaring evily

"Yea, Han?"

"Has anyone woken Chewie up yet?"

all the color drained from Xanatos' face.

"Y-you wouldn't..."

"I would."

" You're bluffing!"

"CHEWIE!"

xanatos ran out of the room screaming.

"Hey Han?"

"Yea, kid?"

"Chewie left for tatooine last night didn't he?"

"Yep."

"You're good."

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MY 100th POST!

as u can tell, I HATE XANI!

 

somebody ELSE post PLZ! am i the only one here?Hello!....ello!HOW ARE YOU!.....YOU!I ASKED U FIRST!........SO!

 

up

 

Ibram popped his head out of the door and yelled down, 'Feth it Solo, keep it down will ya?'

Without waiting for a reply he went back to reading.

 

"Hey impereil!"

Han walked into the living room and in front of the huge sterio that chewie had brought from Kashyyk(sp?) and turned it on full blast,to the newest DEAD JAWAS holodisk, LET'S GET THIS PODRACE STARTED!
"QUIET ENUF FOR YA"

 

"Sith, Han, Xan's going to kill you for that...." Luke trailed off as he watched Xanatos storm back in.

"Tell me why the Sith I am afaird of a Wookiee? I have killed at least three in the last few years, one with just a daggar, the other two with my lightsaber. Why the Sith am I worried about Solo's Wookiee. Obi, are you messing with my mind again!" Xanatos growled.

"No, been to afaird to look there after that last time!" Obi-wan yelled.

"Hmm, must have gone insane for a short while.

"Xan, you're always insane," Luke said calmly.

"Thank you, now, to get back at Solo. Here are two small things," Xanatos said and smirked as he made his way to the broken window.

The chill wind blew his long black hair behind him as he gazed at the snow covered Falcon.

"Hyper drive, gone," he mummered, smirking as he tore things up with the Force, "Landing gear, gone. Fuel tank, disabled, wouldn't want to blow us all up. Weapons, bye bye. And now, for a little added effect for that little image."

He pulled together an image, and directed it straight into Han's mind while also sending it to the Force senstives. The image was of Han kissing Jabba, in a rather intresting way.

Solo let out a loud yell as the image entered his mind, and most of the Force senstives laughed, or gagged as it were.

Xan smirked, then grabbed Mal silently by the arm. He escorted her back to his room, and locked the door.

 

AGAIN WITH LOCKED DOOR!DO U HATE HAN AS MUCH AS I HATE XANI????

*****
Han was horrified.if anyone ever told ANYONE bout this, he'd be ruined.That was the last straw. he'd settle this once and for all, once he fixed the falcon.he set out to get the tools he needed.

"ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO HELP UNTIL THE FALCON IS FIXED!HUP TWO THREEE FOUR! DO I NEED TO CAL CHEWIE! I'VE KNOWN HUTTS THAT WALKED FASTER THAN YOU!"