Discussion in 'Dayton, OH' started by Sean_Starrider, Mar 1, 2003.
Wal-Mart (uh-oh.. we might just have some story continuity if we aren't careful...)
"Endor the home of chubby ewoks, wonderful eating machines, that love big waffles and smacks. However, Star Wars fans are also jaded and disturbingly <very> jealous of their counterparts. Darth Underparts was looking hard for her hidden tuna sandwich and marinated Sarlacc pit that those EWOKS love so much under times of constipation, because of all the vitamins! What Darth Underpants stands for is total anarchy among gungans by grabbing, by pulling and poking them very hard. Gungans, meanwhile, return Luke to Wal-Mart to the food supply on Dathomir, meanwhile Paploo the fat ugly Sith Lord conspires to get Ewoks out from their tree-houses. That would cause anarchy, according to George, ewoks hate it when PooDoo is on their lunch!! Admiral Jolly went to Wal-Mart for the first date with Mr. Roboto and then they noticed a strange disturbance in the force....."
Yet another update on our comical, and strangely confusing story line! I know we all need one, considering the last update to it was April 11th!