Star Wars Online [A HoloNet Chatroom!] Introducing... ?! July 30 2003!

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< Goddess has entered the room >


Goddess: Anyone here?

Goddess: Hellooooooooo?


< RogueJedi has entered the room >


RogueJedi Why hello there, Goddess.

Goddess: Go away, Kyp.

RogueJedi: It?s a free world.

Goddess: Annoy someone else!

RogueJedi: I want to annoy you.

Goddess: Go away or I?m calling my dad!

RogueJedi: Ooooh, I?m SO scared.


< ScruffyLooking has entered the room >


ScruffyLooking: What?s the problem here, Jaina?

Goddess: DAD!!! Kyp won?t stop annoying me!!

RogueJedi: SHE started it!

Goddess: Did not!

RogueJedi: Says who?


< Her_Highnessness has entered the room >


Goddess: MOM!! What are you doing here??

Her_Highnessness: I?m looking for your father. He?s supposed to clean out the storage compartments today.

ScruffyLooking: Han?s not available right now.

Her_Highnessness: HAN! There the kriffing Vong you are! I told you to clean out the storage compartments!

ScruffyLooking: Sorry kids, gotta run.

Goddess: But dad?


< ScruffyLooking has left the room >

< Her_Highnessness has left the room >


RogueJedi: Looks like it?s you and me, Goddess

Goddess: Why you?


< PrettyBoyUberPilot has entered the room >


PrettyBoyUberPilot: Jaina?

Goddess: JAG!! Thank the Force. Where are you??

RogueJedi: Oh, great, don?t you go all mushy on me, kids.

Goddess: You?re just jealous, Durron!

PrettyBoyUberPilot: What?

RogueJedi: So what if I?m jealous?

Goddess: Egotistical jerk.

RogueJedi: Self-centered little brat.

Goddess: Oh yeah? Say that to my face, bucket of hutt slime!

RogueJedi: I bet you?re just saying that because you like me.

Goddess: I?m going to KILL you, Kyp!


< SKYwalker007 has entered the room >

< Jade_Assassin has entered the room >


Jade_Assassin: Hello?

Goddess: Aunt Mara! Why are you here?

Jade_Assassin: No reason. I was bored.

SKYwalker007: skdlle I;dfkjl;zvd

RogueJedi: Ben????

SKYwalker007: sdjhkl38


< ForceUser has entered the room >


SKYwalker007: s903r8 idjfsl

ForceUser: What?s Ben doing here?

Goddess: Jacen!! You?re supposed to be doing the laundry today!

ForceUser: I?m not Jacen!

Goddess: Nice try! Go do the laundry!


< FARMBOY has entered the room >


FARMBOY: Oh this is neat.

ForceUser: Uncle Luke?! When did YOU start using a computer?

SKYwalker007: sjklq354;9


< GalaxysHero has entered the room >


PrettyBoyUberPilot: I am very, very confused.

RogueJedi: Well of COURSE you?re confused. All you do is sit on your pretty butt all day.

Goddess: Shut up, Kyp!

RogueJedi: Why don?t you come over and say that to my face?

Goddess: If I could, I?d slap you right now!

GalaxysHero: Oooh, I think she likes you, Kyp.

ForceUser: Oh neat. Britney Spear?s homepage.

Goddess: Shut up, Anakin! And do the laundry, Jacen!!

GalaxysHero: See? You DO like him.

Goddess: I?m going to KILL you!!!

PrettyBoyUberPilot: This is confusing.


< PrettyBoyUberPilot has left the room >

< Zeke has entered the room >


SKYwalker007: 82349pioeaskd

Goddess: Who the Sith is Zeke??

Zeke: It?s me, Zekk. I misspelled my handle.

ForceUser: That?s good ?ol Zekk for ya.

Goddess: THE LAUNDRY, JACEN!!!!

ForceUser: Fine, fine, be that way.


< ForceUser has left the room >


FARMBOY: Um, Mara, Ben spilled some water on his keyboard?

Jade_Assassin: WHAT?!?! Turn it off!!!

FARMBOY: I don?t know how to?

Jade_Assassin: You are SO dead, Skywalker.


< Jade_Assassin has left the room >


FARMBOY

 

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!!!!!!!! CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO FFFFUUUUNNNNNNNYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WANT MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

hehehee, that was sooooooo funny!

 

RogueJedi: I bet you?re just saying that because you like me.

Goddess: I?m going to KILL you, Kyp!

 

Holy crap, that's the first time I laughed my way through a fiction... or vignette... or whatever this is. My favorite part is when Ben entered the room. That was funny. And then Luke not knowing how to leave the room.

Jeez, that was damn funny.

I've never, ever thought of that idea before. GJ!

Chris

 

Was it really THAT funny?

Well, you guys're the readers. Thankies!

 

YES, of course it was that funny. Why? Because it's original and all of the people spoke just like I would imagine them to.

Han claiming that he's not available, Luke not knowing what to do, Ben typing at random, and Mara typing 'Skywalker' instead of 'Luke'.

BUT, the best part is your screen names. They fit the characters perfectly, and they look like real screen names.

It was a wonderful idea, and if they had a most original vignette category, I'd nominate this for the awards.

Chris

 

Hey thankies!

I'm thinking of extending it. I'm not sure yet. Maybe I'll write s'more when I'm really bored and when I have nothing else to do. **shrugs**

I'm working on a K/J Christmas special. I'll be posting it tomorrow, on Christmas. Anyway just so you peeps know.

 

wow that was original! keep it up girl!

 

Thankies, A_B!

 

That's awesome!!!

Is there more??? ?


God bless and Merry Christmas!!!!!!!

<3-Malz

Happy Birthday Jesus!

 

LOL! Great!

My friend and I did one of these at a sleepover a long while back...

Here!

 

Hey awesome, TK! Much more funnier than mine! Though maybe I should say that on your thread, lol...

--Den

 

Nah, not funnier, I'm just insane and bitter, that's all!

Ah, and this just reminded me that I have some more on my computer somewhere written after DW because I hated it so much!

 

Oh yayness! A fellow DW hater!!

Die, Del Rey!

*hops over to TK's thread*

--Den

 

doesn't everyone hate DW? if they don't, they chould...
WE WANT MORE DEN!!!! MORE!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!

 

Cool, two of these on the first page.


That was absoulutley hilarious!! I loved the part where Ben gets on too. That was my favorite, but all of it was great!! And I'm in agreement with everyone else, more is needed.

 

More.

RogueJedi: What was that all about?

GalaxysHero: I dunno. But I have a feeling Uncle Luke?s going to get in trouble.

Goddess: DUH! Isn?t that obvious enough??

GalaxysHero: Well look who?s PMSing again.

Goddess: Don?t you start on me!

GalaxysHero: Oh yeah?

Goddess: Or else I?ll tell Tahiri about that little dress incident five years ago?

GalaxysHero: NO!! I swear! If you do I?ll KILL you!!

RogueJedi: Is it just me, or do all you Solo?s want to murder each other?

Goddess: Stay out of this, Kyp. Before I put you on my hit list too!

RogueJedi: What KIND of hit list? Because if it?s the sort of hit list I?m thinking of, well, you?re more than welcome to?

Goddess: Shut up!

GalaxysHero: Watching the two of you is just hilarious.

Goddess: What, you SURE you want me to tell Tahiri about the you-know-what?

GalaxysHero: NO!! DON?T YOU DARE!!!!!!!!!!!


< GalaxysHero has left the room >


Zeke: Um, okay?

RogueJedi: So, Goddess, we started this on the wrong foot. ASL?

Goddess: What the Sith is ASL?!

RogueJedi: What, you don?t KNOW?? You go online and you don?t KNOW?!

Goddess: WHY WOULD I HAVE ASKED YOU IF I DID KNOW??!!?!?!?!?!

RogueJedi: Gee, you didn?t need to shout.

Goddess: I didn?t shout, I left my caps lock on by accident!

RogueJedi: Riiiiiiiiiiight.

Zeke: ASL means Age, Sex, and Location, Jaina.

Goddess: What is that supposed to mean?

Zeke: You?re supposed to give your age, sex and location when someone asks you that.

Goddess: But he already knows that!!

RogueJedi: I?m just trying to annoy you, remember?

Goddess: Just you wait?


< PrettyBoyUberPilot has entered the room >


PrettyBoyUberPilot: Jaina, I have something to tell you.

Goddess: What is it, Jag?

PrettyBoyUberPilot: I don?t love you. I HATE YOU!!! I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!! Bye.

Goddess: What the nine hells??


< PrettyBoyUberPilot has left the room >


RogueJedi: Looks like he dumped you.

Goddess: ...

Zeke: Who?s Jag?

RogueJedi: Her boyfriend. Well, not anymore?


< PrettyBoyUberPilot has entered the room >


PrettyBoyUberPilot: Oh yes, I forgot. Marry Kyp. He loves you. Bye again.

Goddess: WAIT! Jag!!!


< PrettyBoyUberPilot has left the room >


RogueJedi: Did I just read correctly?

Zeke: But I love you too!!

RogueJedi: You love me too?!? That is SO GROSS.

Zeke: Not YOU!!! HER!!! That is SICK!!!

RogueJedi: Sucker.


< Grand-Admiral-JF has entered the room >


Grand-Admiral-JF: Jaina?

Goddess: Who are YOU?

Grand-Admral-JF: Jag.

Goddess: Oh, give me a break?

Grand-Admiral-JF: What?

RogueJedi: Uh oh?

Zeke: What?s going on?

Goddess: Who are you, really?!?

Grand-Admiral-JF: Jag.

Goddess: YOU CAN?T BE JAG!!!

Grand-Admiral-JF: Colonel Jagged Fel, yes.

RogueJedi: Ha ha, uh, I have to go now?

Goddes: Just a second, Kyp! What?s this about?!

Zeke: Oooooh, Kyppie?s in big trouble, because Kyppie did something bad?.

RogueJedi: I have no idea about what you?re talking about?

Goddess: Who?s PrettyBoyUberPilot??!

RogueJedi: Gotta run?

Goddess: IT WAS YOU, WASN?T IT?!?!!!!! IT WAS YOU!!!

RogueJedi: Technically, no?

Zeke: Oh, I get it now.

Grand-Admiral-JF Who?

Goddess: YOU ARE SO DEAD, DURRON!!!

Zeke: Ha! Dead Durron, I like that.


< ScruffyLooking has entered the room >


ScruffyLooking: Hi again.

RogueJedi: I thought you had to clean out the storage compartments.

Goddess: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!!!

ScruffyLooking: Well, yeah, but I managed to

 

OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Den, you're incredible!

I love the handles!

SKYwalker007, SciGrl, ScruffyLooking, RogueJedi, PrettyBoyUberPilot, Goddess Grand-Admiral-JF, Zeke, GalaxysHero, FARMBOY, Her_Highness

But, I think my favorite is: ForceUser ! Wonderful!!!!!!!!!!

Is it too soon to ask for more?

 

WAY TO HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
ESPECIALLY HOW KYP WAS PRETENDING TO BE JAG!!!!!!!!
SKIP THAT, ESPECIALLY ALL THE KYP AND JAINA STUFF!!!!!!!!
MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!

 

Thankies, JJD! Making up the handles was fun. Actually, writing the entire thing was fun.

Hey, Kyp_side! Mahalo! That's 'Thank you' in Hawaiian, just so you know. Yep, Kyp's quite the prankster, isn't he? lol.

--Den

 

That was too funny, Deneveon! First the SNs are all hilarious and then what the characters banter on about are even more priceless... Excellent work! I hope to see more of this up soon!

Dust

 

Mahalo, Jedi_StarDust! I might write s'more tonight, if I feel like it, lol...

--Den

 

Please do! I think I might want to see what kind of trouble Lukie got into...*still rolling*

 

All righty, I'll try posting something for you guys tomorrow or something.

--Den