Star Wars Poetry Thread

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  1. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    A creative outlet that takes us to a magical place of rhyme without reason... I give unto you the Star Wars Poetry Thread.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  2. Lodreh Jedi Master

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    There once was a Tauntaun,
    all white and fair.
    Until a lightsaber,
    bit and burned it's hair.
    Now the Tauntaun lay,
    frozen in the snow.
    And no one seemed to notice,
    except for Artoo and Threepio.

    ( Ok so it needs more work shesh... you do better! )

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  3. Akaria Jedi Knight

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    Blazing inferno,
    Rising flames of crimson death,
    Pride of a hunter.




  4. Yoda1968 Jedi Knight

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    Im writing this poem
    doing the best I can
    and all I can say is
    Yoda's Da Man!
    So its a shameless self plug, and ego boost! is there something wrong with that! huh, huh, huh?
  5. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Give me time, and I will come back with a good one...
    So just hang around until then, and have some fun.
  6. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    Roses are Red
    Violets are blue
    Sorta, kinda like
    the top of R2
  7. Akaria Jedi Knight

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    Once there was a Wampa ugly as sin,
    came across a Jedi and thought he could win.

    He struck Luke down with a mighty blow,
    he then took the young Rebel into the snow.

    The Wampa wanted a feast,
    was expecting to eat luke like a little beast.

    Luke was in trouble and needed is saber,
    concentrated hard to recover it with labor.

    The Wampa attacked with much dismay,
    as Luke droped is arm forever it laid.

    hahahaha Joe-da your next!

  8. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Here's a little something with a little something more to ponder at the end...


    "Through his own actions
    Taken from home
    Before he should have been
    The young one learned to grow up fast
    Quickly rising up the ranks
    Though trying to prove worthy
    Proved much in err indeed
    Through his own actions
    An empire fell
    An empire rose in place."

    Ask yourself: Is this poem about Anakin or Jar-Jar?


    More to come....
  9. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Snap
    Hiss
    Snap
    Hiss
    Whoosh!
    Block!
    Retaliate
    Hiss
    Snap

    (someone dies in saber duel)
  10. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Sing!
    Zing!
    Whizz!
    Pow!
    Those Stormtroopers cant hit the broadside of a cow!
  11. joe-da Jedi Master

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    inhale
    exhale
    inhale
    exhale
    iamyourfather
    silence
    denial
  12. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    you guys are great!!!

    *burb* whoops, I just ate!
  13. Yoda1968 Jedi Knight

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    Bowing to the great poets of the Galaxy I am.
  14. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    J9 burped. Ha ha HA!
    And yet another poem from Joe-da.

  15. Akaria Jedi Knight

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    We all love Joe-da big and tall,
    he wanted to be a Wampa white fur and all.

    Watched the movie that the beast was in,
    Joe-da drooled as in rolled down his chin.

    He could not help the love he had found,
    he bought a little wampa big and round.

    He clutched it to his heart each night and day,
    he couldn't let go he had to play.

    So we will leave Joe-da to delusions and all,
    he thinks hes a Wampa white fur and all.


    hehehe
  16. joe-da Jedi Master

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  17. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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  18. TallonKaardgamer Jedi Master

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    Higgedly piggedly
    Anakin Skywalker
    From humble beginnings arose from a star.
    Now he is telling us
    I have you now. So his
    Force choke is crushing rebellions afar.
  19. Entropy Jedi Master

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    Hung in an ice cave
    Force retreives his lightsaber
    Wampa comes, arm goes
  20. joe-da Jedi Master

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    hung? come? let's keep it decent, folks... please
  21. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Vader is the man in black
    Someone all the galaxy fears
    When he comes around
    Its time to leave town
    Because, trust me, you dont want to be near.
  22. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Jabba the Hutt
    Had a big butt
    And it made his mood quite grumpy.
    He engorged on nala tree frogs
    And most thought he was a hog
    Until they met his pet Rancor, Stumpy!
  23. Yoda1968 Jedi Knight

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    There once was a wampa named Joe-da
    he lived in his toyota
    he did no one harm
    well, except for Lukes arm
    that day he got hungry
    in the hills of North Dakota.

    Now from acting
    he has retired
    no wait he got fired.
    The big screen
    wont call him again
    for the wampa has
    reached his end.
    But I can say
    that day after day
    Joe-da the wampa
    is my friend.

    Sniff, sniff, dang that's pretty touching for a lie dont ya'll think. hehehe (kidding I am)
  24. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :D

    These are all brilliant
    Hmmmmn, nothing rhmyes with brilliant...
  25. Yoda1968 Jedi Knight

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    Wrong you are lady vader. Resilliant or ever how its spelled, rhymes with brilliant. Happy to help I am.
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