Rocky M, NC Star Wars Poetry Thread

A creative outlet that takes us to a magical place of rhyme without reason... I give unto you the Star Wars Poetry Thread.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

There once was a Tauntaun,
all white and fair.
Until a lightsaber,
bit and burned it's hair.
Now the Tauntaun lay,
frozen in the snow.
And no one seemed to notice,
except for Artoo and Threepio.

( Ok so it needs more work shesh... you do better! )

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Blazing inferno,
Rising flames of crimson death,
Pride of a hunter.

 

Im writing this poem
doing the best I can
and all I can say is
Yoda's Da Man!
So its a shameless self plug, and ego boost! is there something wrong with that! huh, huh, huh?

 

Give me time, and I will come back with a good one...
So just hang around until then, and have some fun.

 

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Sorta, kinda like
the top of R2

 

Once there was a Wampa ugly as sin,
came across a Jedi and thought he could win.

He struck Luke down with a mighty blow,
he then took the young Rebel into the snow.

The Wampa wanted a feast,
was expecting to eat luke like a little beast.

Luke was in trouble and needed is saber,
concentrated hard to recover it with labor.

The Wampa attacked with much dismay,
as Luke droped is arm forever it laid.

hahahaha Joe-da your next!

 

Here's a little something with a little something more to ponder at the end...


"Through his own actions
Taken from home
Before he should have been
The young one learned to grow up fast
Quickly rising up the ranks
Though trying to prove worthy
Proved much in err indeed
Through his own actions
An empire fell
An empire rose in place."

Ask yourself: Is this poem about Anakin or Jar-Jar?


More to come....

 

Snap
Hiss
Snap
Hiss
Whoosh!
Block!
Retaliate
Hiss
Snap

(someone dies in saber duel)

 

Sing!
Zing!
Whizz!
Pow!
Those Stormtroopers cant hit the broadside of a cow!

 

inhale
exhale
inhale
exhale
iamyourfather
silence
denial

 

you guys are great!!!

*burb* whoops, I just ate!

 

Bowing to the great poets of the Galaxy I am.

 

J9 burped. Ha ha HA!
And yet another poem from Joe-da.

 

We all love Joe-da big and tall,
he wanted to be a Wampa white fur and all.

Watched the movie that the beast was in,
Joe-da drooled as in rolled down his chin.

He could not help the love he had found,
he bought a little wampa big and round.

He clutched it to his heart each night and day,
he couldn't let go he had to play.

So we will leave Joe-da to delusions and all,
he thinks hes a Wampa white fur and all.


hehehe

 

and sadly true...

 

but don't be blue...

 

Higgedly piggedly
Anakin Skywalker
From humble beginnings arose from a star.
Now he is telling us
I have you now. So his
Force choke is crushing rebellions afar.

 

Hung in an ice cave
Force retreives his lightsaber
Wampa comes, arm goes

 

hung? come? let's keep it decent, folks... please

 

Vader is the man in black
Someone all the galaxy fears
When he comes around
Its time to leave town
Because, trust me, you dont want to be near.

 

Jabba the Hutt
Had a big butt
And it made his mood quite grumpy.
He engorged on nala tree frogs
And most thought he was a hog
Until they met his pet Rancor, Stumpy!

 

There once was a wampa named Joe-da
he lived in his toyota
he did no one harm
well, except for Lukes arm
that day he got hungry
in the hills of North Dakota.

Now from acting
he has retired
no wait he got fired.
The big screen
wont call him again
for the wampa has
reached his end.
But I can say
that day after day
Joe-da the wampa
is my friend.

Sniff, sniff, dang that's pretty touching for a lie dont ya'll think. hehehe (kidding I am)

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

These are all brilliant
Hmmmmn, nothing rhmyes with brilliant...

 

Wrong you are lady vader. Resilliant or ever how its spelled, rhymes with brilliant. Happy to help I am.