Rocky M, NC Star Wars Poetry Thread

Discussion in 'South East Regional Discussion' started by Lodreh, Feb 2, 2004.

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  1. Lodreh Force Ghost

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    LOL, I hadn't thought of that... wait who has the tape of Yoda smoking out? Entropy... Riff... someone... I need a copy of that... lol, it's ssssoooooooo funny.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  2. Entropy Jedi Master

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    I've got it, but I keep forgetting to burn everyone copies.
  3. Yoda1968 Jedi Knight

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    Ack! Bring up my smokey past you will not!
  4. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Yeah, Entropy STILL HAS IT. AND HE WONT GIVE IT BACK! Oh, yeah, silky, you got a nasty-gram coming your way. I want it BBBBBAAAAACCCCKKKK!!! :)
  5. Entropy Jedi Master

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    Oh no. I do beleive I've already given the original back to you.
  6. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Uh oh. Are you sure? /groans because if its true, its gone into hiding...
  7. Entropy Jedi Master

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    Pretty sure. Yep. I put it on my hard drive and gave it back to you.
  8. TallonKaardgamer Jedi Master

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    Higgedy piggedly
    Lando Calrissian
    Took off from Cloud City to
    Save poor Luke's pride.
    Captured with Leia
    and forced by Darth Vader to
    Carbonite popsicle Han Solo's hide.




  9. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Rofl!

    Rub a dub dub,
    Three Jawas in a tub.
    One grabbed the drain,
    Thinking it was a droid,
    And they all got sucked down,
    into the void.
  10. TallonKaardgamer Jedi Master

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    Higgedy piggedy
    Jabba the Hutt. He one
    Really Bad Dude, if you know what I mean.
    Luke's thrown in the pit. See,
    The Rancor! I pity
    That Ugnaught. Got chewed up like pork tenderlean.
  11. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    I like Star Wars figures,
    They look real purty...
    I dont let them on the ground,
    'cause they might get durty.
  12. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Check every day,
    Every day check,
    JediRiff is seeking
    A Tanus Spijek
  13. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    You got that right, my furry friend...
    I'm searching for one on a card with no bends!
  14. Lodreh Force Ghost

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    I had a dream.
    Was it a fleeting memory?
    No, a swirl of unconsciousness,
    Was trying to over take me.

    I had a dream..
    Was it merely hallucinations?
    No, a vast sickness,
    Is growing inside me.

    I had a dream...
    Can it be your imagination?
    No, my mind is awake,
    There was no dream....

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  15. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Pretty spooky, there. I like it. :)
  16. joe-da Jedi Master

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    I think it was just the food at the Cinema Grill...
  17. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    The Cinema Grill,
    where you can get your fill...
    On subs and buckets of beer!

    You can enjoy some dinner,
    And some alcohol, too...
    While watching something you missed at the Premiere!
  18. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Lodreh, I thought we were supposed to stay away from that type of poetry.... or was that just ME stay away from it??
  19. Lodreh Force Ghost

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    It's just you... but the poetry wasn't depressing... a bit disturbing maybe but not depressing... I just asked for nothing to be depressing.

    Lod-Reh SaJon ~
    "If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."
  20. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Umm... killing womp rats is a good thing.

    "I can't abide those [womp rats]. Disgusting creatures."

    By the by, it's a shame; we get scurriers in several SW films now, but NO womp rats...

    Oh, here goes...

    Some like it hot
    Some like it cold
    Wampas like cold tauntuan
    Wampas like it on hoth..

  21. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    Diddly Diddly doo,
    Vader stepped in poo.
    He wasnt too sunny,
    about what Lucas thought was funny,
    And force choked the director anew.
  22. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Little Quiznos creatures
    You know I love your style
    Don't listen to those
    who think you're frickin' vile

    Little Quiznos creatures
    Ya got that certain thang
    If you were hot chicks
    Would you wanna wear my ring?
  23. JediRiff FanForce CR Rocky Mount NC US

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    I am stunned speechless
    By Joe-da's last post.
    I like the quizno spongmonkies too,
    But that was kind of gross.
  24. joe-da Jedi Master

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    Sickened by post
    of spongmonkeys nice?
    I had to drive slow
    Because of this frickin' ice...
  25. Yoda1968 Jedi Knight

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    Im pretty much stunned by all of Joe-das post
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