Rocky M, NC Star Wars Poetry Thread

LOL, I hadn't thought of that... wait who has the tape of Yoda smoking out? Entropy... Riff... someone... I need a copy of that... lol, it's ssssoooooooo funny.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

I've got it, but I keep forgetting to burn everyone copies.

 

Ack! Bring up my smokey past you will not!

 

Yeah, Entropy STILL HAS IT. AND HE WONT GIVE IT BACK! Oh, yeah, silky, you got a nasty-gram coming your way. I want it BBBBBAAAAACCCCKKKK!!!

 

Oh no. I do beleive I've already given the original back to you.

 

Uh oh. Are you sure? /groans because if its true, its gone into hiding...

 

Pretty sure. Yep. I put it on my hard drive and gave it back to you.

 

Higgedy piggedly
Lando Calrissian
Took off from Cloud City to
Save poor Luke's pride.
Captured with Leia
and forced by Darth Vader to
Carbonite popsicle Han Solo's hide.

 

Rofl!

Rub a dub dub,
Three Jawas in a tub.
One grabbed the drain,
Thinking it was a droid,
And they all got sucked down,
into the void.

 

Higgedy piggedy
Jabba the Hutt. He one
Really Bad Dude, if you know what I mean.
Luke's thrown in the pit. See,
The Rancor! I pity
That Ugnaught. Got chewed up like pork tenderlean.

 

I like Star Wars figures,
They look real purty...
I dont let them on the ground,
'cause they might get durty.

 

Check every day,
Every day check,
JediRiff is seeking
A Tanus Spijek

 

You got that right, my furry friend...
I'm searching for one on a card with no bends!

 

I had a dream.
Was it a fleeting memory?
No, a swirl of unconsciousness,
Was trying to over take me.

I had a dream..
Was it merely hallucinations?
No, a vast sickness,
Is growing inside me.

I had a dream...
Can it be your imagination?
No, my mind is awake,
There was no dream....

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Pretty spooky, there. I like it.

 

I think it was just the food at the Cinema Grill...

 

The Cinema Grill,
where you can get your fill...
On subs and buckets of beer!

You can enjoy some dinner,
And some alcohol, too...
While watching something you missed at the Premiere!

 

Lodreh, I thought we were supposed to stay away from that type of poetry.... or was that just ME stay away from it??

 

It's just you... but the poetry wasn't depressing... a bit disturbing maybe but not depressing... I just asked for nothing to be depressing.

Lod-Reh SaJon ~
"If you seek knowledge and understanding look to the Force. If you seek pain and suffering look no further than me."

 

Umm... killing womp rats is a good thing.

"I can't abide those [womp rats]. Disgusting creatures."

By the by, it's a shame; we get scurriers in several SW films now, but NO womp rats...

Oh, here goes...

Some like it hot
Some like it cold
Wampas like cold tauntuan
Wampas like it on hoth..

 

Diddly Diddly doo,
Vader stepped in poo.
He wasnt too sunny,
about what Lucas thought was funny,
And force choked the director anew.

 

Little Quiznos creatures
You know I love your style
Don't listen to those
who think you're frickin' vile

Little Quiznos creatures
Ya got that certain thang
If you were hot chicks
Would you wanna wear my ring?

 

I am stunned speechless
By Joe-da's last post.
I like the quizno spongmonkies too,
But that was kind of gross.

 

Sickened by post
of spongmonkeys nice?
I had to drive slow
Because of this frickin' ice...

 

Im pretty much stunned by all of Joe-das post